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post Oct 6 2003, 07:42 AM
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"We should have shotguns"
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Fygg Nuuton
post Oct 6 2003, 07:55 AM
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"Oh my god! Honey come in here, quick! Doesn't he look adorable in that coat with that rifle! You look very handsom, you remind me of your father back in '40 when he was a contract killer! Oh I wish my mother could see you all grown up. Ok, now don't stay out on the lit streets, and when your in the sewers don't let the water get in any open wounds, but stay in the water so the dogs can't smell you. Always remember, don't keep the murder weapon! And if you get hurt, go see the boy donw the street! He knows how to pull out the bullets so that the muscle heals right! And don't talk to the hurlehy boy, I never liked him and i knew he would grow up to be a dirty cop! AND WEAR A SWEATER!"

best quote ever, the firts and last sammy i played, who his parents were shadowrunners and they supported him in whatever he did. very funny, and fun to play
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post Oct 6 2003, 11:13 AM
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QUOTE (Catsnightmare)
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"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

That has got to be one of my favourite "quotable" movies! And you stole the best ones!

"Thanks fo the pen..."
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post Oct 6 2003, 01:52 PM
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If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan the mision properly.

"When we look back we see what we might have seen looking forward had we seen what we might have seen" - Bram Stoker, also fittting for many runs
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Runner Smurf
post Oct 6 2003, 07:16 PM
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Some recent quote...

"Well, we could make the cow out of C4...what?"

[After a PC got an unholy number of successes on an assensing test...]
"Let's see...any medical conditions...er, he...has a hangnail."

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." [I don't remember...]

- Runner Smurf
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lodestar
post Oct 6 2003, 09:37 PM
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"Sell crazy somewhere else lady, we're all stocked up here."

"I wouldn't shit you! You're my favorite turd!"

"Bring your guitars."

"Sergeant, you better take that contraban stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass you have to set your hair on fire to smoke it."

"We might not be able to escape, but we can give them one humongous repair bill!"

"I can't help this man, he's dead!" ;)
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HMHVV Hunter
post Oct 6 2003, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (Runner Smurf)
Some recent quote...
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." [I don't remember...]


Al Capone, I believe.

Also, what was this one from?:

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

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Sunday_Gamer
post Oct 6 2003, 10:55 PM
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My favorite gaming quote shall always be: You can run, but you'll only die tired.

From a few movies:

Hey, who are those clowns following us?
- Real Men

Is it too early for flapjacks?
- Groundhog Day

You ever kill anyone?
I hurt someone's feelings once.
- Ronin

I think I jog him a little hard.
- Princess Bride


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mfb
post Oct 6 2003, 11:14 PM
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"Fly a 58 for a scout? Yeah, if you plan to mark the target with a burning aircraft."
--nameless crew chief
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Senchae
post Oct 6 2003, 11:23 PM
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"That's what healers are for." - most of the PCs

"Hrm. What to do with my me." (Said by a magician preparing to go astral)

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Siege
post Oct 7 2003, 02:43 AM
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QUOTE (HMHVV Hunter)
QUOTE (Runner Smurf @ Oct 6 2003, 03:16 PM)
Some recent quote...
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." [I don't remember...]


Al Capone, I believe.

Also, what was this one from?:

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

The quote was from "Grosse Pointe Blank" -- funny film with John Cusack.

-Siege
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Shanshu Freeman
post Oct 7 2003, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE (Runner Smurf)

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can ..."

The Untouchables
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post Oct 7 2003, 03:17 AM
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"Oh yeah, the smell of propane is entirely natural."

or out of character..
"It burns! It burns like hygine!!" (not by me, but another gamer in our group)
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Nix1261
post Oct 7 2003, 06:32 AM
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"We got the chips, the files, and the briefcase... Now give me a hand rolling up the oriental rug in the lobby"


Hah, sounds too much like our group.

After my last character, the decker, got shacked up in the hospital and separated from the group, my new character makes a point to indicate every run:
"We need a decker for this job."

'Nix
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post Oct 8 2003, 05:17 AM
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"You mean we've been driving around in the mountains for four days and there's a plan B!?"

"On any other day that might seem strange."

"Have you killed anyone today Curly?"
"Day ain't over yet."
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post Oct 8 2003, 05:54 AM
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"Shall we go see the purebred humans in the zoo?"
Said in a SR campaign.

"The path of glory leads but to the grave..." The king from White Dwarf.

"Get away from her, you BITCH.." Need I say more??

Plenty more, but my brain has hit a snafu... :sleepy:
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Deacon
post Oct 8 2003, 06:10 AM
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The Saint: "Does he have any large spreading masses of warmth on his torso? No? Pity, we'll have to add some." (Speaking about his buddy Gutter, who someone else was looking at with thermographic vision.)

Einstein Jones: "I'm a SMART troll."

Einstein Jones: "I got satchel charges of C-12."

I'll have to rack my memory for more quotes from VS games we've had.

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Kagetenshi
post Oct 8 2003, 06:46 AM
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Satchel charges!

"Make way for the DWARF!"
"Make a hole!"
"I wish Balin would hurry up."
"Can you feel it, Alric? I have killed the whole world!"

"Is this all you have left of your pitiful army, Alric?"
"It is more than enough to deal with the likes of you!"

"Tallow is this way!"
"Reach out and touch someone."
"Let's put a few more ghosts into this machine"
"I need you cool! Are you cool?"

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TimeKeeper
post Oct 9 2003, 11:50 AM
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I don't know why I picked my sig, but I like it.

It's been too long since I played a game to have any quotes.
But I do give props to the guy paraphrasing the Transformer movie.

(see if you can guess which one it is.)
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Senchae
post Oct 9 2003, 05:51 PM
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QUOTE (TimeKeeper)
But I do give props to the guy paraphrasing the Transformer movie.

(see if you can guess which one it is.)

Heh. I'm using music from that soundtrack in an upcoming session. Love that movie.

The lines I'd probably be most likely to quote, having not seen the movie in a few years (even though I own it)- "Doesn't this remind you of something?" "Nope. Never seen anything like it."

or

"Why boy hit my nose?"

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kevyn668
post Oct 9 2003, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE
(see if you can guess which one it is.)


"We might not be able to escape, but we can give them one humongous repair bill!"

"I got better things to do tonight than die"

"If you're gonna ride, [Dan-o,] ride in style."

"I pulled out his optic circuts w/ my bear hands..."



"Its the cadillac of minivans" -Get Shorty

"My mother hit me once. ONCE" -Johnny Dangerously

"Don't mistake paradise for a pair of long legs" -???

"Get me a stick and sharpen it on both ends" -Lord of the Flies
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post Oct 9 2003, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE
Sunday_Gamer wrote:
My favorite gaming quote shall always be: You can run, but you'll only die tired.

As the GM of that particular campaign, I have to admit it ranks as one of my all-time favourites too. The setting was perfect and the delivery (muttered through a toothy grin while the target exhausted himself running through knee-high snow) was wicked.

From the same game:

(note that Charlie, the PC, is a vampire and Will is a young hick who ran with a bunch of moderately successful rural vampire hunters before the PCs caught up with them)

Charlie (in calm, measured tones): What is it you men do here?
Will (panicked and whimpering): We... we kill vampires, man.
Charlie: Why do you do that, Will?
Will: To stop 'em from takin' over the world!
Charlie (whispering): You're too late...


From our Mage: the Ascension game:

Lucky: Humility is for weenies.
Hamish: And hubris is for dead people.

Wolfsong: Welcome to the spirit world.
D: Oh my...
Lucky: Keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times and do NOT feed the animals.

D: I think I may have misunderstood something. What happened when–
Hamish: You misunderstood.
D: Yeah, but–
Hamish: You misunderstood.
D: Fine, okay, but when we–
Hamish: You misunderstood.

Bishop: Yes, I can pee champagne.

Lucky: You really need to teach me more about the ways of the spirits and the original forms.
Wolfsong: I have been teaching you. The question is, have you been learning?

Lucky: So let's do it now.
Hamish: We can't do it right now, we have to wait a while.
Lucky: I didn't mean now now, I meant now.
Hamish: What?
Lucky: I meant now, not now.
Wolfsong: So . . . later now?
Lucky: Exactly.

GM: Now, which car is this?
Hamish: The car he stole last night.
Bishop: No, not the car I stole last night, the other one that–-no, wait. It is the one I stole.

Lucky: Okay, the cops are after me... this is not good. I need to change my appearance, disguise myself somehow.
Wolfsong: I could go to work on you with my sacrificial knife.
Lucky: Stay the hell away from me, old man.

Bishop: Can you levitate us from the roof of this fifty-story building to the roof of that seventy-story building, 100 meters over?
Hamish: Sure, if I want paradox weevils to infest my genitals.

Bishop: Don't eat the boy's head, Hamish–we may need him later.

There's many more where those came from, but those are for another day. :) Whew, good memories...
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post Oct 10 2003, 06:22 AM
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"One man's miracle is another man's warmup." -Me, talking about presentation of magic-tricks
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post Oct 10 2003, 06:31 AM
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PC pointing to an NPC mage in SR game ...
"Why is that man using sign language?"

PC in SR game in a 21st-floor apartment upon being ambushed ...
"I jump out the window!"

PC in D&D game to a dragon ...
"We come in peace and will not hurt you."

Sexual innuendos from the [I]Star Wars[I] trilogy:
Han to Chewbaca in the Death Star prison facility ...
"I don't care what you smell, you big hairy oaf, just get in there!"

Leia to Han above the Death Star hangar bay during her escape ...
"You came in that thing?? You're braver than I thought!"

Wedge to Rogue Squadron on approach to the Death Star ...
"Look at the size of that thing!"

Biggs to Luke before their trench run on the Death Star ...
"Luke, at that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?"

Luke to Wedge during their trench run on the Death Star ...
"Get clear, Wedge - you can't do any more good back there!"

Han, on slitting the belly of the taun-taun on Hoth ...
"Urh, I thought this thing smelled bad ... from the outside!"

Yoda to Luke on Dagobah ...
"Size matters not! Judge me by my size to you!"

Yoda to Luke on Dagobah ...
"Control. Control. You MUST learn CONTROL!"

More but can't remember right now ... :S

Topper Harley being recruited in [I]Hot Shots: Part Deux[I] ...
"Why me?"
"Because you're the best of what's left."

Han and Leia in Bespin talking about Lando ...
"I don't trust Lando."
"Well, I don't trust him, either, but he is my friend."

The Sicilian and the Spaniard in [I]The Princess Bride[I] ...
"He's not dead, yet!?? Inconceivable!"
"I do not think this word means what you think it means."

Sean Connery and Honor Blackman in [I]Goldfinfer[I] ...
"I'm Pussy Galore."
"I'm sure."

:D
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post Oct 10 2003, 12:37 PM
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"You know what old [insert name/Jack Burton] says at a time like this?"
"Who?"
"[insert name/Jack Burton], ME."
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