Quotes you like Options

[TimeKeeper]

The second set of quotes I added to my sig.
Taken from the Slayers Movie but sometimes my players used it.

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[TinkerGnome]

"Not bad, but it definitely needs more cowbell."

Not that anyone will ever use it... But it'd be worth karma if they did.

[Shanshu Freeman]

[Game2BHappy]

"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Each breath is an adventure.
-David Eddings

That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
-Trevor Goodchild

I am the edge.
-Aeon Flux

People who die from ordinary dangers are dead exactly the same amount as people who die from extraordinary dangers.
-Tim Freeman

No retractable claws,
no opposable toes,
no prehensile tail,
no compound eyes,
no fangs, no wings..
.. SIGHHH...
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

We are building our successor, and we're almost finished.
-Dan Clemmensen

[Siege]

[kevyn668]

[Velocity]

Kevyn, re-read the quote carefully. :)

[kevyn668]

crap. stupid meat eyes.

[Mr. Unpronouncea...]

[Siege]

Hey, my first three characters used that merc's quote. In that same vein...

"Nobody ever died from having too much ammo."

-Siege

[lodestar]

"Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. If we're not back by dawn... call the president."

[Kagetenshi]

(Hitman or streetsam type to priest): "Hey, I bring people to God too!"
From the SRTCG, Preacher: *Sound of chamber being worked* "Another convert."
Also from SRTCG, Stomper: "How 'bout you and me wrassle?"
Any face: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste."

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum." *Blows giant bubble, it eventually pops* "There's one thing done."
(Side note: anyone who says the correct quote for that last in my games will find him- or herself quickly incapable of doing either)
"Send lawyers, guns, and money" (Requiescat in pacem, Zevon)
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." ("If you want peace, prepare for war")
"Oderint dum metuant." ("Let them hate, so long as they fear")
"Requiescat in partem" ("Rest in pieces")

And two of my favourites:

When I'm GMing: Players: "Oh, shit"

When I'm playing: GM: "..................You're doing what again?"

~J

[Catsnightmare]

"Professional Assassination is the highest form of public service."

"That which does not kill makes you stronger, for pain is the feeling of weakness leaving your body."

"That which does not kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back."

[Tiralee]

"Everybody get down and suck floor!"

"Ohh, now that is not gonna grow back."

"Wooo, pretty!"

<Gigantic explosion - C12 satchel charge anyone?> "Ding-dong! Avon calling!"

"I need a decision people, which eye does this guy NOT need?"

"Yeah, well, that was excessive."

"God! What do you people do for fun?"

"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you. <BANG> So? I lied."

"Nothing good can come of this."

"What did you do with the extraction target?"
"Oh, we me this guy at the market, and we swapped her for some magic beans, see?"

"You! Yes, you! The walking "before" picture... Want a donut?!" (Great way to get Lonestar's attention.)

"God DAMN, now that is ugly."

"How far down are you?"
"Like I know. Hey, maybe I should go over and ask the guy over there for directions, the one with the pitchfork and horns?"
"There's a Troll down there with a pitchfork?!"
"....."
(OOC) "Oh, duh me."
(Everyone else.) Yep.

"I'm sorry, did your fragile grasp on reality slip a little too far?"

"Fire makes things pretty!"
"Even people?"
"Especially people. The whole "human Torch" thing...wooo!"

"Good job, now could we leave?"
"Yeah, that guard smells like hamburger and I’m hungry enough as it is."

(Never ask about the above ones...)


Oh, and constant reminders in game-time.
"Good monkey! Have a peanut!"
"You know, you really ARE special."

-L

[Playing Games]

"Sometimes it's all right just to be a little bad. To know your limitations. Make do with what you've got"

[Drain Brain]

"What a beautiful place... what do we blow up first?"

"A little of what you fancy does you good. A lot of what you fancy does you in."

"A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down." CLASSIC!!!

"Nice wheels..."
"Thanks - they came with the car."

[blackchip]

Ran a Yakuza campaign a few years ago, in which one of the players was carrying on the family torch. So his mother tells him (in my best bad-Japanese accent):

"I so proud of you! You rutheless killer like your father!"

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Tactical computer called a Graphical Omnisicient Device (G.O.D.): "Target aquired."
Felix the Troll: "Thank you, oh Lord!" <BANG>

Pyromancer, after using a fireball on some drive-by shooters: "Beware the awakened pedestrian."

Beowulf, at the start of the first mission: "We're good Shadowrunners. We won't kill anyone."
Beowulf, at the end of the first mission: "I don't care if it's a fraggin' orphanage! Blow up the building and that damn ghoul with it!"

PC Street Samurai: "Hah! I resisted your lightning bolt! Now you die!"
Hellfire, to GM: "What about all those grenades he was carrying?"

[Hutchman]

Danny DeVito: Wait, Wait! Don't you want to hear my last words?
Gene Hackman: I just did. *BANG*

Elwood: Its 400 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we got on sunglasses.
Jake: Right, hit it!

[Backgammon]

*Points to sig*
Hours worth of laughing in there

[Shadow]

After saying something stupid to a NPC
"Wait, I didn't just say that!"
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In the florida everglades after hitting a Juggernaught with the boat

"Fraggin jungle, I hate this place, I hate the water and the trees, I want my fraggin city back!"
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Player: "I shoot him in the head"
GM: "But he's already dead."
Player: "Good, he doesn't get access to his dodge pool then."
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After being asked if your ready,

"I was born Ready!"
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"I'm Jack Sparrow!"
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"Cops everywhere, mercanaries hunting us, and a great dragon hovering over head. No problem, I load the Explosive ammo."

[Siege]

*ROFLMAO*

"Doesn't have access to his dodge pool..."

I'll have to remember that one.

I think that ranks right up there with, "It's a trick; get an axe!"

-Siege

[FlakJacket]

There will be blood tonight! Yeah, ripped off from Inigo in the Princess Bride. :)

*Preparing to hit a place on the outskirts of Tenochtitlan's downtown area.*

"Dia de los Muer...? Day of the Dead? Shit. Okay, Thumbs you're carrying the Minimi. Everyone is using assualt rifles with SMG's as backup. Mikey, you carry the MGL-12 and 'boat the sniper rifle. I've got the full auto shotgun and the LAW. Hhmm, maybe we should take a couple."

"What the hell are you talking about? You going to take on the entire city police force and Aztlan military as well?"

"Hello? Day of the Dead? You saw Once Upon a Time in Mexico. You know how much freaking hardware everyone seems to be packing for the day? Should be more like Day of Make Some More Dead." :D

[Kagetenshi]

Freder: It was their hands that built this city of ours, Father. But where do the hands belong in your scheme?
Joh Frederson: In their proper place, the depths.

~J

Postscript: extra-special happy-fun bonus points to anyone who can name that movie without googling the quotes or otherwise cheating.

[Threnody]

I want to keep you alive so there is always the possibility of murder later.

Fighting for world peace is like f*[king for virginity.

[Siege]

"When I say 'the last thing I want to do is hurt you,' it's still on the list but I have other things to do first."

-Siege