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[D.Generate]

" I got six little friends, and they can all run faster than you can"

[annachie]

Sergeant-Major: You ever take biology in school, soldier?
Private: Yes, Sergeant-Major.
Sergeant-Major: How do worms copulate?
Private: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.
Sergeant-Major: Mmmm-hmmmm! Interesting concept! Tell me, Private -- any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex?
Private: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?

[Urba|\|inja]

"I'm dead already. I just haven't realized it yet."

And pretty corny one that just popped into my head:
"One bullet, two bullet, three bullet, four. Now shut the &*$& up and get ready for more!"

[Crusher Bob]

"There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig." from 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly".

[Seville]

After explaining the extremely complicated plan to the other players, in which we perform a highly technical run with stealth, timing and precision, I tell the other players: "That's Plan A. Plan C is we run for this door shooting anything we see."

"What's Plan B."

"Anything I can f***ing think of to avoid Plan C."
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There's some really good quotes on Al Bruno's webpage (ldo a quick search for "AB3 Rants")
El Disgusto: "I tell him that I am Captain Jared Synn of the USS Indestructible II and that he had damn well better surrender to us lickety split!"

Me: "You want to say 'likety-split' to a Klingon?"

Ol' Yellowbelly: "Am I at the escape pods yet?"

Psycho Dave: "Captain Shickelgruber laughs at you. His whole bridge crew laughs at you."

El Disgusto: "THAT DOES IT! Time to show these guys I mean business. I whip out my phaser and kill the Helmsman."

(roll dice, drop jaws)

Me: "You what?"

El Disgusto: "My character says 'If I'm crazy enough to kill my own crew think of what I might do to you!'"

Weasly Crusher: "But I'm the Helmsman..."
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Other one-liners from the site:

"You know, once I start slapping you I won't be able to stop."

and my own personal favorite:

El Disgusto: "What are you, my mother or something?"

AB3: "Where you smothered in you sleep?"

El Disgusto: "No."

AB3: "Then I'm not your f***ing mother."

[Elfie]

"He can do that, it's right here on the chart. See? Complex Action...Simple Action...Stupid Action!"

[Morphling The Pr...]

This wasn't SR, but the quote was great:
- - -
Rush is a psychic cop, sweating a perp.

Rush: (in a message directly into the mind of the perp) "I know you are lying to me."

Perp: "Hey, HEY, HEY! What the hell?!"

Rush: (aloud) "You heard me."
- - -
That was cool. :D

[Barracuda_Kali]

"You put a shotgun in a guitar?"
"Yes. See?"
"Hey, neat. Can I-*"
"No."

"You guys should eat soy. Soy is good. It's better than rat. And it comes in blueberry flavor, too."
"Just shut off the damn security system."

"Did you know that you have no sinus cavity?"
"Yeah. It was takin' up perfectly good space."

And OOC....
"How much essence do you have?"
"Uh, 3.54."
"No you don't."
"It's .02, isn't it?"
"Oh yeah."

[Guest_Crimsondude 2.0_*]

[k1tsune]

(From my GM, about another PC after he turned an info-gathering mission into a Run From Hell)
"I'm not sure whether I'm giving you extra karma for not killing him or docking you karma for not killing him."

From some movie:
"You ever killed anyone?"
"Yes, but they were all bad."

From my other addiction:
"You can't just -eat- the world's biggest turnip."

[Bitten by the bu...]

Okay it is a rip off, but me and Dutch were laughing ourselves more silly than usual... :D

me waves hand
You will not think of sex anymore...
Dutch looks puzzled...
I wave hand again
You will not think of sex anymore...
Dutch frowns
What are you, some kind of Jedi??
Jedi mindtricks don't work on me. I am Testosterone, only sex will...

:rotfl: :rotfl: Cracks me up everytime... :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Seville]

[Dim Sum]

[FlakJacket]

What? Ah fuck. I hate it when it starts getting bloody political.

[Siege]

"I'm going to kill them all, sir."

-Siege

[Daishi]

Said to my character during a high-speed getaway: "We're not stopping for f***ing bananas!"

Quotes that came up during various interrogations:
- "Fezzik, break his arms."
- "Hold him down. He might kick a little."

NPC: "I didn't hear a chopper explode."
Player: "Maybe it was a stealth chopper."

Classic OOC PvP commentary:
Player #1 is taken over by Control Actions and shoots Player #2.
Player #1: "I'd use my combat pool for this, right?"

Recently OOC PvP commentary:
Player #1: "The cat will kill all of us!"
Player #2: "Nope. Jeff already got me."

And my other personal favourite as said by my Sniper Phys-ad with a Rifle skill of My Goodness: "I missed?"

[Dim Sum]

DI: YOU! TELL ME WHY YOU JOINED MY BELOVED CORPS!
Cadet: To defend my country, sir!

DI: DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY??!! DEFEND FROM WHOM?? WE HAVE NO ENEMIES!
Cadet: Sir, a good offence is the best defence!

DI: ARE YOU A POLTICIAN??!! ARE YOU RUNNING FOR OFFICE??!! HIT MY DECK AND GIVE ME FIFTY!!!

R. Lee Ermey reprising his much-loved role as a Marine Corps drill instructor in Space: Above and Beyond.

[Nephyte]

Srg: G'damnit Private, Shut your mouth or I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons: Oh, I'd do it too...
Srg: I know you would Simmons, good man.

[spotlite]

PC Rigger. Very much a ground pounder: "if god had meant me to fly, he'd've given me a fraggin' JET FIGHTER!"

Gm: you want to take a sniper rifle? They'll see you coming a mile away!
PC: No they won't. I'll BE a mile away...

When trying to break into a barghest guarded compound:
Pc: So, they got a favorite food?
other Pc: yes. Trespassers!

PC, about someone else's plan to deal with same barghests:
'So, what you're telling us is, you're going to Kwik-e-mart and asking for "I Can't Beleive Its Not Red Meat"?

Trying to fence a new gadget they built:
'Look, don't worry. I'll call my buddy at Novatech, and Novatech will go: 'yeah, we've got more money than sense - we'll have ten!'

PC: is this the UK passport office?
UK Passport Office: I can neither confirm nor deny that...

PC: Do you think if I got little sticks of C12, ironed them flat and got some mint flavouring I could give them to people to I didn't like as gum and then taser them?

PC (and I can't remember how this came about): Ve vant ein pound of lard und einen pair of your best marigold gloves!

On a metaplane quest in the place of Destiny:
Me: Ok, so I look around. What's happening?
GM: Right now? Skid is fighting Skid-
Me: Oh, I'm not worried about that. They're both incompetant.

PC: If I'm gonna get bollocked for insubordination, I'm damn well doing it in air conditioning!

Powerful Free Spirit, in a surprised voice having just required a Karma Pool point each off the players for a favour: "You require further service?"
PC: >sigh<"do you take visa?"

PC: what's that Lassie? Timmy's fallen down the mineshaft and now he's a giant insect?


Sorry. We keep a quote book. There are more, but this'll do for now!

[Lilt]

This one has cropped up a few times:

P1: We could <insert plan here>!
P2: Is that a good idea?
P1: No.

And a random selection, not just from SR:

P1: What sort of ship do we want?
P2: A Shiny one!

"I don't make mistakes, Things just Go wrong!"

P1: I go to the manager's office
GM: A short balding man answers the door.
P1: Who're you?!?

"Always piss out of windows."

"In future; Do not liberate dark, forbidding, towers unless it it absolutely nececary."

"Baaa" - A sheep

[Nova]

Quotes from Ronin (converted to SR):

Rigger to Samurai: "Ever kill anyone?"
Samurai: "I hurt someone's feelings once".
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Rigger to samurai: "Sounds to me like someone's trying to save their own skin".
Samurai: "Yes I am. Yes I am. It covers my body".
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From Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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Reservoir Dogs:

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Sorry for the movie quotes...drew a blank on ingame quotes. I really need to write them down.

Nova

[Velocity]

[Lilt]

Character takes step back and to the side, gesturing to the rest of the group.
"Oh great dragon, I bring you food!"

OOh. Anyone for some red dwarf quotes?

Rimmer: "It's too small for a vessel, maybe some kind of missile. "
Kryten: "It's impossible to tell at this range, whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own. "
Lister: "So do the Albanian state washing machine company."

Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?
Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco.

Rimmer (Future): No, look, I'm you from the future. I've come to warn you in three million years you'll be dead.
Rimmer (Past) [Sarcastically]: Will I really!?!
Rimmer (Future) : Yes, unless you do somthing about it now.
Rimmer (Past) : What do you suggest? Give up white bread, more roughage?

Cat: "Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do!"
Rimmer: "What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?"
Cat: "No, I'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew."

Kryten: "Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?"
Rimmer: "Kryten, it's called a hangover. Don't panic."
Lister: "On a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?"

[DR.PaiN]

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