 He's Still got the world in his hands, Dunkelzahn still calling the shots |
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 Apr 11 2006, 01:53 AM
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Shooting Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650  |
Fact: Dunkelzahn gave KSAF money and a series of books to read at specific times in his will
Fact: Dunkelahn has the ability to forsee the future, as noted when he predicted an island appearing. Conclusion: Big D was the source of the knowledge that KSAF uses to be everywhere Fact: KSAF knew about the Dankwalther Thor Shot Conclusion: Big D knew, therefore everything that has played out since his death he foresaw and brought much of it about with his will Dunkelzahn is still in charge, and pulling the strings |
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Apr 11 2006, 02:04 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
eh, mneh. i think calling it "the ability to forsee the future" might be a bit misleading. sure, he probably made use of the Divination metamagic, but it's just as likely that many of the things he 'foresaw' were actually things he'd planned out far in advance. if i plan on punching someone in the face, i'm not forseeing the broken nose. if i tell someone else that the punchee's nose is going to be broken soon, i'm not employing any mystical provenance.
that said, yeah, i agree that many of Dunk's strings are still busy tying themselves. |
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Apr 11 2006, 02:12 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Heh, I should conduct a "storytelling" based session of Shadowrun where I claim that Dunkelzhan is in fact Karl Marx and every time a player tries to argue with my ridiculous premise I shout him or her down while wearing hippie clothing.
"But didn't Dunkelzhan hoarde wealth as a young dragon?" "HE DIDN'T HOARDE IT HE SAVED IT UP TO EQUIP THE PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION IN IMPERIAL RUSSIA!!!" "But the revolution didn't have very man resources!" "THAT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE A LOT OF RUSSIANS!" "And it just became a brutal dictatorship..." "THAT'S LOFWYR'S FAULT BECAUSE HE'S GERMANIC!" "What?" |
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Apr 11 2006, 02:55 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650 |
WR Why?
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Apr 11 2006, 03:17 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Well, I've been reading so much of Nisarg's blog (www.xanga.com/rpgpundit) that he convinced me to be a Swine. |
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Apr 11 2006, 04:18 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Somehow, I think that Dunkie would prefer to be remembered as being more like Groucho than Karl.
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Apr 11 2006, 05:16 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 2-April 06 Member No.: 8,426 |
Yeah, but wasn't Groucho Gay?
Well.. it was ONE of the Marx brothers.. |
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Apr 11 2006, 05:21 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,010 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
I've got some Dunkelzahn/Damien Knight slash fanfiction that says the Wyrm may be too…
~J |
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Apr 11 2006, 05:34 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Dunkie is almost certainly pansexual but limited to homosexual romances by law.
Homosexual activities have very little chance of producing offspring without serious medical or magical intervention so they probably won't break the dragon taboo against relations with metahumans. |
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Apr 11 2006, 05:35 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
Ah... So that's why he left Ryan Mercury his heart.
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Apr 11 2006, 05:54 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,010 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Nah, that's just a backhanded threat on account of Dunkie found Knight was sleeping with Mercury on the side.
These corporate raiders and their dragon fetishes. ~J |
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Apr 11 2006, 05:58 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650 |
Knight did say his partner in the buyout was "...a pain in the ass."
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Apr 11 2006, 06:12 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 2-April 06 Member No.: 8,426 |
Damn. And I thought I was the first person to write Dunkie Slash fiction.. Mind Privately linking me to such? :D |
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Apr 11 2006, 06:19 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650 |
Oh gods no
Nobody lik him He will amkemerun through a mission where i have to guard an adventurous pornographer |
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Apr 11 2006, 08:36 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 2-April 06 Member No.: 8,426 |
An adventurous Pornographer? Feh. everyone knows that all the great dragons have submitted themselves to Full Sim Holo-scans. Dunkie Simpr0n is already out there, and it's practically canon, too!
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Apr 11 2006, 08:44 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 2-April 06 Member No.: 8,426 |
Anyway, to get back on topic..
Dunkie is quite most definately pulling the strings from beyond the grave. he had a lot of plans for the sixth world, and death isn't going to stop him from achieving them. Also, Wounded Ronin: Read the "Spellsinger" Series by Allan Dean Foster. The Marxist dragon idea's already been done :P (Not to mention the evil bugs in that universe getting hold of a US military computer (and thus a tactical nuke), Way too many furries to count, a Gay unicorn, etc..) |
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Apr 11 2006, 01:10 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,010 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Halfway down the thread. I suppose I could have written a larger piece, but that would require having less of this whole "dignity" thing :) ~J |
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Apr 11 2006, 01:39 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 112 Joined: 27-January 06 Member No.: 8,205 |
Very good...
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Apr 11 2006, 02:13 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
oh geez, and people complain about the drop bear conspiracy thread...
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Apr 11 2006, 02:17 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Uhm. Thank you? |
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Apr 11 2006, 07:30 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 2-April 06 Member No.: 8,426 |
Kagetenshi, I'll write a full one just for you, ok? It'll probably be online for everyone else to get as well, if you know where to look..
And Drop Bears have nothing on Dragon/CEO Yaoi. |
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Apr 11 2006, 07:42 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,010 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Tell you what: you write one, I'll write one too, and then we'll make Tisoz judge them ;)
~J |
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 Apr 11 2006, 07:47 PM
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You two are sure that tisoz wants to judge them ;)
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Apr 11 2006, 07:51 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
I'll give my vote to whoever can include Drop bears into the story. Though I'll take your word that it's in there and vote accordingly, since I want to keep my sanity by not reading them.
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Apr 11 2006, 07:52 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,010 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
I wasn't aware that that was relevant ;) ~J |
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