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Kremlin KOA
Fact: Dunkelzahn gave KSAF money and a series of books to read at specific times in his will

Fact: Dunkelahn has the ability to forsee the future, as noted when he predicted an island appearing.

Conclusion: Big D was the source of the knowledge that KSAF uses to be everywhere

Fact: KSAF knew about the Dankwalther Thor Shot

Conclusion: Big D knew, therefore everything that has played out since his death he foresaw and brought much of it about with his will


Dunkelzahn is still in charge, and pulling the strings
mfb
eh, mneh. i think calling it "the ability to forsee the future" might be a bit misleading. sure, he probably made use of the Divination metamagic, but it's just as likely that many of the things he 'foresaw' were actually things he'd planned out far in advance. if i plan on punching someone in the face, i'm not forseeing the broken nose. if i tell someone else that the punchee's nose is going to be broken soon, i'm not employing any mystical provenance.

that said, yeah, i agree that many of Dunk's strings are still busy tying themselves.
Wounded Ronin
Heh, I should conduct a "storytelling" based session of Shadowrun where I claim that Dunkelzhan is in fact Karl Marx and every time a player tries to argue with my ridiculous premise I shout him or her down while wearing hippie clothing.

"But didn't Dunkelzhan hoarde wealth as a young dragon?"

"HE DIDN'T HOARDE IT HE SAVED IT UP TO EQUIP THE PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION IN IMPERIAL RUSSIA!!!"

"But the revolution didn't have very man resources!"

"THAT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE A LOT OF RUSSIANS!"

"And it just became a brutal dictatorship..."

"THAT'S LOFWYR'S FAULT BECAUSE HE'S GERMANIC!"

"What?"
Kremlin KOA
WR Why?
Wounded Ronin
QUOTE (Kremlin KOA)
WR Why?

Well, I've been reading so much of Nisarg's blog (www.xanga.com/rpgpundit) that he convinced me to be a Swine.
hyzmarca
Somehow, I think that Dunkie would prefer to be remembered as being more like Groucho than Karl.
Muskie
Yeah, but wasn't Groucho Gay?

Well.. it was ONE of the Marx brothers..
Kagetenshi
I've got some Dunkelzahn/Damien Knight slash fanfiction that says the Wyrm may be too…

~J
hyzmarca
Dunkie is almost certainly pansexual but limited to homosexual romances by law.
Homosexual activities have very little chance of producing offspring without serious medical or magical intervention so they probably won't break the dragon taboo against relations with metahumans.
SL James
Ah... So that's why he left Ryan Mercury his heart.
Kagetenshi
Nah, that's just a backhanded threat on account of Dunkie found Knight was sleeping with Mercury on the side.

These corporate raiders and their dragon fetishes.

~J
Kremlin KOA
Knight did say his partner in the buyout was "...a pain in the ass."
Muskie
QUOTE (Kagetenshi)
I've got some Dunkelzahn/Damien Knight slash fanfiction that says the Wyrm may be too…

~J

Damn. And I thought I was the first person to write Dunkie Slash fiction..


Mind Privately linking me to such? biggrin.gif

Kremlin KOA
Oh gods no
Nobody lik him
He will amkemerun through a mission where i have to guard an adventurous pornographer
Muskie
An adventurous Pornographer? Feh. everyone knows that all the great dragons have submitted themselves to Full Sim Holo-scans. Dunkie Simpr0n is already out there, and it's practically canon, too!
Muskie
Anyway, to get back on topic..

Dunkie is quite most definately pulling the strings from beyond the grave. he had a lot of plans for the sixth world, and death isn't going to stop him from achieving them.

Also, Wounded Ronin: Read the "Spellsinger" Series by Allan Dean Foster. The Marxist dragon idea's already been done nyahnyah.gif (Not to mention the evil bugs in that universe getting hold of a US military computer (and thus a tactical nuke), Way too many furries to count, a Gay unicorn, etc..)
Kagetenshi
QUOTE (Muskie)
Damn. And I thought I was the first person to write Dunkie Slash fiction..


Mind Privately linking me to such? biggrin.gif

Halfway down the thread. I suppose I could have written a larger piece, but that would require having less of this whole "dignity" thing smile.gif

~J
Chrome Shadow
Very good...
PBTHHHHT
oh geez, and people complain about the drop bear conspiracy thread...
Grinder
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin)
"And it just became a brutal dictatorship..."

"THAT'S LOFWYR'S FAULT BECAUSE HE'S GERMANIC!"

Uhm. Thank you?
Muskie
Kagetenshi, I'll write a full one just for you, ok? It'll probably be online for everyone else to get as well, if you know where to look..

And Drop Bears have nothing on Dragon/CEO Yaoi.
Kagetenshi
Tell you what: you write one, I'll write one too, and then we'll make Tisoz judge them wink.gif

~J
MK Ultra
You two are sure that tisoz wants to judge them wink.gif
PBTHHHHT
I'll give my vote to whoever can include Drop bears into the story. Though I'll take your word that it's in there and vote accordingly, since I want to keep my sanity by not reading them.
Kagetenshi
QUOTE (MK Ultra)
You two are sure that tisoz wants to judge them wink.gif

I wasn't aware that that was relevant wink.gif

~J
Grinder
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT)
I'll give my vote to whoever can include Drop bears into the story.

That's the main point of my judgement too. wobble.gif
Wounded Ronin
QUOTE (Muskie)
Anyway, to get back on topic..

Dunkie is quite most definately pulling the strings from beyond the grave. he had a lot of plans for the sixth world, and death isn't going to stop him from achieving them.

Also, Wounded Ronin: Read the "Spellsinger" Series by Allan Dean Foster. The Marxist dragon idea's already been done nyahnyah.gif (Not to mention the evil bugs in that universe getting hold of a US military computer (and thus a tactical nuke), Way too many furries to count, a Gay unicorn, etc..)

Oh dear god. Sounds like a must-read.
SL James
"Must-read" if you need a reason to diminish the value of human life and human intellect.
Kremlin KOA
human life has no value
SL James
I said "if you need a reason."

Some of us don't.
Kremlin KOA
New point on the DUnk pulling strings thing
SInce hisprescience does extend out this far... Nadja Daviar cannot be dead.
She has to be in hiding
To write otherwise would create a plot hole
As Dunk has been shown to think of her like a daughter to him
SL James
Yes, in fact there have been ideas tossed about.
Kremlin KOA
QUOTE (Kagetenshi)
Tell you what: you write one, I'll write one too, and then we'll make Tisoz judge them wink.gif

~J

you have my undying hatred
hyzmarca
When are these stories going to be published?
Kagetenshi
When I finish writing mine.

~J
Muskie
Mine's done.

http://www.yiffstar.com/index.php?pid=10286

An actual run: Check!
Hot and sweaty Sex: Check
OMFG Metaplot: Check!

I think I'll write another sometime, actually, that was my best story yet!
Muskie
Kagetenshi, the Ball's in your court now.. nyahnyah.gif
Kagetenshi
It's coming. Within the next week at a minimum, maybe even this weekend if I'm productive enough…

~J
hyzmarca
QUOTE (Muskie)
Mine's done.

http://www.yiffstar.com/index.php?pid=10286

An actual run: Check!
Hot and sweaty Sex: Check
OMFG Metaplot: Check!

I think I'll write another sometime, actually, that was my best story yet!

One nitpick, Damien Knight Should be in his 60's by 2056. I know that young is a realitive term but it is a bit misleading to readers who aren't aware of the setting.

Also, it needs more romance.
SL James
His Leonization treatments make him look like he's in his thirties, except for the silver hair.
fistandantilus4.0
QUOTE (Muskie)
Mine's done.

http://www.yiffstar.com/index.php?pid=10286

An actual run: Check!
Hot and sweaty Sex: Check
OMFG Metaplot: Check!

I think I'll write another sometime, actually, that was my best story yet!

Ow. I just read that. Ow. Ow ow ow
*continues ramming cuetip in to ear to cleanse brain*

ow ow ow ow ow
SL James
Try fire. It is very useful for cleansing.
Muskie
I figured the whole knight/Dunklezahn thing would have been just a seperation of buisness and pleasure, not much romance, just plain dragon-sex. My next story will have some romance and snuggly shit in it, but that's a while away..
fistandantilus4.0
whatever's wrong with you, it's no little thing.

I've already saved my self through cleansing fire (thanks James. they tell me the scars will heal BTW. On the outside at least). Now I'm just worried about Kagetenshi's reply.
Muskie
I'm a Furry. does that explain everything that's wrong with me? -grin-
hyzmarca
QUOTE (Muskie)
I'm a Furry. does that explain everything that's wrong with me? -grin-

No. Not at all.

SL James
No, but it helps.
fistandantilus4.0
dirty furry
Wounded Ronin
Heh, the URL Yiffstar really made me realize that a furry is among us.

Part of me wants to link to that story on other sites to make people scared, and part of me dosen't dare to do so.

In any case, we must force Tisoz to judge! ENTER IT INTO t3h CONTEST!
Kremlin KOA
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
whatever's wrong with you, it's no little thing.

I've already saved my self through cleansing fire (thanks James. they tell me the scars will heal BTW. On the outside at least). Now I'm just worried about Kagetenshi's reply.

try laes next time
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