Kremlin KOA
Apr 11 2006, 01:53 AM
Fact: Dunkelzahn gave KSAF money and a series of books to read at specific times in his will
Fact: Dunkelahn has the ability to forsee the future, as noted when he predicted an island appearing.
Conclusion: Big D was the source of the knowledge that KSAF uses to be everywhere
Fact: KSAF knew about the Dankwalther Thor Shot
Conclusion: Big D knew, therefore everything that has played out since his death he foresaw and brought much of it about with his will
Dunkelzahn is still in charge, and pulling the strings
mfb
Apr 11 2006, 02:04 AM
eh, mneh. i think calling it "the ability to forsee the future" might be a bit misleading. sure, he probably made use of the Divination metamagic, but it's just as likely that many of the things he 'foresaw' were actually things he'd planned out far in advance. if i plan on punching someone in the face, i'm not forseeing the broken nose. if i tell someone else that the punchee's nose is going to be broken soon, i'm not employing any mystical provenance.
that said, yeah, i agree that many of Dunk's strings are still busy tying themselves.
Wounded Ronin
Apr 11 2006, 02:12 AM
Heh, I should conduct a "storytelling" based session of Shadowrun where I claim that Dunkelzhan is in fact Karl Marx and every time a player tries to argue with my ridiculous premise I shout him or her down while wearing hippie clothing.
"But didn't Dunkelzhan hoarde wealth as a young dragon?"
"HE DIDN'T HOARDE IT HE SAVED IT UP TO EQUIP THE PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION IN IMPERIAL RUSSIA!!!"
"But the revolution didn't have very man resources!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE A LOT OF RUSSIANS!"
"And it just became a brutal dictatorship..."
"THAT'S LOFWYR'S FAULT BECAUSE HE'S GERMANIC!"
"What?"
Kremlin KOA
Apr 11 2006, 02:55 AM
WR Why?
Wounded Ronin
Apr 11 2006, 03:17 AM
QUOTE (Kremlin KOA) |
WR Why? |
Well, I've been reading so much of Nisarg's blog (www.xanga.com/rpgpundit) that he convinced me to be a Swine.
hyzmarca
Apr 11 2006, 04:18 AM
Somehow, I think that Dunkie would prefer to be remembered as being more like Groucho than Karl.
Muskie
Apr 11 2006, 05:16 AM
Yeah, but wasn't Groucho Gay?
Well.. it was ONE of the Marx brothers..
Kagetenshi
Apr 11 2006, 05:21 AM
I've got some Dunkelzahn/Damien Knight slash fanfiction that says the Wyrm may be too…
~J
hyzmarca
Apr 11 2006, 05:34 AM
Dunkie is almost certainly pansexual but limited to homosexual romances by law.
Homosexual activities have very little chance of producing offspring without serious medical or magical intervention so they probably won't break the dragon taboo against relations with metahumans.
SL James
Apr 11 2006, 05:35 AM
Ah... So that's why he left Ryan Mercury his heart.
Kagetenshi
Apr 11 2006, 05:54 AM
Nah, that's just a backhanded threat on account of Dunkie found Knight was sleeping with Mercury on the side.
These corporate raiders and their dragon fetishes.
~J
Kremlin KOA
Apr 11 2006, 05:58 AM
Knight did say his partner in the buyout was "...a pain in the ass."
Muskie
Apr 11 2006, 06:12 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
I've got some Dunkelzahn/Damien Knight slash fanfiction that says the Wyrm may be too…
~J |
Damn. And I thought I was the first person to write Dunkie Slash fiction..
Mind Privately linking me to such?
Kremlin KOA
Apr 11 2006, 06:19 AM
Oh gods no
Nobody lik him
He will amkemerun through a mission where i have to guard an adventurous pornographer
Muskie
Apr 11 2006, 08:36 AM
An adventurous Pornographer? Feh. everyone knows that all the great dragons have submitted themselves to Full Sim Holo-scans. Dunkie Simpr0n is already out there, and it's practically canon, too!
Muskie
Apr 11 2006, 08:44 AM
Anyway, to get back on topic..
Dunkie is quite most definately pulling the strings from beyond the grave. he had a lot of plans for the sixth world, and death isn't going to stop him from achieving them.
Also, Wounded Ronin: Read the "Spellsinger" Series by Allan Dean Foster. The Marxist dragon idea's already been done

(Not to mention the evil bugs in that universe getting hold of a US military computer (and thus a tactical nuke), Way too many furries to count, a Gay unicorn, etc..)
Kagetenshi
Apr 11 2006, 01:10 PM
QUOTE (Muskie) |
Damn. And I thought I was the first person to write Dunkie Slash fiction..
Mind Privately linking me to such? |
Halfway down the thread. I suppose I could have written a larger piece, but that would require having less of this whole "dignity" thing

~J
Chrome Shadow
Apr 11 2006, 01:39 PM
Very good...
PBTHHHHT
Apr 11 2006, 02:13 PM
oh geez, and people complain about the drop bear conspiracy thread...
Grinder
Apr 11 2006, 02:17 PM
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
"And it just became a brutal dictatorship..."
"THAT'S LOFWYR'S FAULT BECAUSE HE'S GERMANIC!" |
Uhm. Thank you?
Muskie
Apr 11 2006, 07:30 PM
Kagetenshi, I'll write a full one just for you, ok? It'll probably be online for everyone else to get as well, if you know where to look..
And Drop Bears have nothing on Dragon/CEO Yaoi.
Kagetenshi
Apr 11 2006, 07:42 PM
Tell you what: you write one, I'll write one too, and then we'll make Tisoz judge them

~J
MK Ultra
Apr 11 2006, 07:47 PM
You two are sure that tisoz
wants to judge them
PBTHHHHT
Apr 11 2006, 07:51 PM
I'll give my vote to whoever can include Drop bears into the story. Though I'll take your word that it's in there and vote accordingly, since I want to keep my sanity by not reading them.
Kagetenshi
Apr 11 2006, 07:52 PM
QUOTE (MK Ultra) |
You two are sure that tisoz wants to judge them |
I wasn't aware that that was relevant

~J
Grinder
Apr 11 2006, 09:42 PM
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) |
I'll give my vote to whoever can include Drop bears into the story. |
That's the main point of my judgement too.
Wounded Ronin
Apr 11 2006, 10:21 PM
QUOTE (Muskie) |
Anyway, to get back on topic..
Dunkie is quite most definately pulling the strings from beyond the grave. he had a lot of plans for the sixth world, and death isn't going to stop him from achieving them.
Also, Wounded Ronin: Read the "Spellsinger" Series by Allan Dean Foster. The Marxist dragon idea's already been done (Not to mention the evil bugs in that universe getting hold of a US military computer (and thus a tactical nuke), Way too many furries to count, a Gay unicorn, etc..) |
Oh dear god. Sounds like a must-read.
SL James
Apr 11 2006, 10:25 PM
"Must-read" if you need a reason to diminish the value of human life and human intellect.
Kremlin KOA
Apr 12 2006, 12:42 AM
human life has no value
SL James
Apr 12 2006, 03:29 AM
I said "if you need a reason."
Some of us don't.
Kremlin KOA
Apr 12 2006, 09:28 AM
New point on the DUnk pulling strings thing
SInce hisprescience does extend out this far... Nadja Daviar cannot be dead.
She has to be in hiding
To write otherwise would create a plot hole
As Dunk has been shown to think of her like a daughter to him
SL James
Apr 12 2006, 09:51 AM
Yes, in fact there have been ideas tossed about.
Kremlin KOA
Apr 15 2006, 04:54 AM
QUOTE (Kagetenshi) |
Tell you what: you write one, I'll write one too, and then we'll make Tisoz judge them 
~J |
you have my undying hatred
hyzmarca
Apr 15 2006, 05:11 AM
When are these stories going to be published?
Kagetenshi
Apr 15 2006, 05:30 AM
When I finish writing mine.
~J
Muskie
Apr 15 2006, 06:02 AM
Mine's done.
http://www.yiffstar.com/index.php?pid=10286An actual run: Check!
Hot and sweaty Sex: Check
OMFG Metaplot: Check!
I think I'll write another sometime, actually, that was my best story yet!
Muskie
Apr 15 2006, 06:02 AM
Kagetenshi, the Ball's in your court now..
Kagetenshi
Apr 15 2006, 06:16 AM
It's coming. Within the next week at a minimum, maybe even this weekend if I'm productive enough…
~J
hyzmarca
Apr 15 2006, 06:40 AM
One nitpick, Damien Knight Should be in his 60's by 2056. I know that young is a realitive term but it is a bit misleading to readers who aren't aware of the setting.
Also, it needs more romance.
SL James
Apr 15 2006, 07:16 AM
His Leonization treatments make him look like he's in his thirties, except for the silver hair.
fistandantilus4.0
Apr 15 2006, 07:24 AM
Ow. I just read that. Ow. Ow ow ow
*continues ramming cuetip in to ear to cleanse brain*
ow ow ow ow ow
SL James
Apr 15 2006, 09:17 AM
Try fire. It is very useful for cleansing.
Muskie
Apr 15 2006, 11:51 AM
I figured the whole knight/Dunklezahn thing would have been just a seperation of buisness and pleasure, not much romance, just plain dragon-sex. My next story will have some romance and snuggly shit in it, but that's a while away..
fistandantilus4.0
Apr 15 2006, 12:20 PM
whatever's wrong with you, it's no little thing.
I've already saved my self through cleansing fire (thanks James. they tell me the scars will heal BTW. On the outside at least). Now I'm just worried about Kagetenshi's reply.
Muskie
Apr 15 2006, 01:20 PM
I'm a Furry. does that explain everything that's wrong with me? -grin-
hyzmarca
Apr 15 2006, 03:28 PM
QUOTE (Muskie) |
I'm a Furry. does that explain everything that's wrong with me? -grin- |
No. Not at all.
SL James
Apr 15 2006, 06:02 PM
No, but it helps.
fistandantilus4.0
Apr 16 2006, 05:42 AM
dirty furry
Wounded Ronin
Apr 16 2006, 11:40 PM
Heh, the URL Yiffstar really made me realize that a furry is among us.
Part of me wants to link to that story on other sites to make people scared, and part of me dosen't dare to do so.
In any case, we must force Tisoz to judge! ENTER IT INTO t3h CONTEST!
Kremlin KOA
Apr 17 2006, 05:07 AM
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0) |
whatever's wrong with you, it's no little thing.
I've already saved my self through cleansing fire (thanks James. they tell me the scars will heal BTW. On the outside at least). Now I'm just worried about Kagetenshi's reply. |
try laes next time
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