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  May 22 2006, 05:11 AM
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Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019  |
Post your crazy-ass theories about what happens at Dumpshock to manipulate the crowd.
Here's my first one. The Master Shake for Product Line Developer thread was allowed to live as long as it did because it pissed off the Dumpshock community and drummed up support for FanPro. The reason that Master Shake posted only rarely was because he doesn't exist as a separate entity; he's an alias for Adam or one of the freelancers. The reason I was banned was because after the hatred for Master Shake died down, this fact would become obvious to the watchful observer. Your turn. |
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May 22 2006, 05:19 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
I think emo is secretly trying to stretch the limits as far as he can with these last two threads, trying to see how far he can go before getting banned again.
That and every member with "James" in their name is actually one person. |
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May 22 2006, 05:26 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
Well, I'm a sick, evil fuck. What's your excuse?
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May 22 2006, 05:28 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
For what? Being one person? I've got the best excuse possible: it's genetically impossible for me to be any different.
Besides, we know "you're" just posting to prove "you" aren't "me." |
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May 22 2006, 05:31 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
I think that James posting smilies everywhere is his way of hiding the fact that he hates us all. :D
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May 22 2006, 05:32 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
I don't have a single smiley in this thread. Maybe we're coming out of hiding?
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May 22 2006, 05:34 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
That settles it. This thread is the site of the ultimate battle between good and evil. All bets are off. :grr:
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May 22 2006, 05:36 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
Nope, sorry. We've hit our off topic, bandying back and forth with emo limit for the week. I'd prefer not to get banned, at least not with this alias. I'm my favorite.
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May 22 2006, 05:37 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Or is it?
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May 22 2006, 05:43 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Emo, the effort is… something… and all, but this really isn't good enough to get you permabanned. To do that, you need to start multiple threads calling the community to piracy and then start new accounts to post when you get banned. This is a two-weeker at most, barring repeat offense penalties.
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May 22 2006, 05:44 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Dude, I'm not trying to get banned. I'm just trying to incite people to theorize stupidly. I'm not flaming people, and I'm not posting repeatedly without response like with the Master Shake thread. And even that took several days to actually incite anything.
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May 22 2006, 05:54 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: 8-April 06 From: My dorm room Member No.: 8,438 |
Emo has multiple personality disorder, and I am one of his alternate personalities.
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May 22 2006, 05:55 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
The fact that I hate you all has been well documented through my constant statements asserting it for nearly a year now. |
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May 22 2006, 05:56 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
You don't post smilies. You have NEVER posted smilies.
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May 22 2006, 05:56 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
Yes, but only he hates you. My other aliases don't.
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May 22 2006, 05:56 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
I can accept that. That means when I track you down for all your transgressions against forums decency, I'll have to lobotomize rather than kill you; I can't take an innocent life, after all. It's the runner creed. It's right there behind "Never use more syllables than you need to" and "Always file down your ruler when measuring your penis against those of others."
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May 22 2006, 06:00 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
Well, the point still remains: I hate you all.
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May 22 2006, 06:01 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
I'm sorry, SL, but your flame war is in another thread.
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May 22 2006, 06:04 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,430 Joined: 10-January 05 From: Fort Worth, Texas Member No.: 6,957 |
Even me? Your better half? |
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May 22 2006, 06:05 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
The half I won't cut out of your brain with a screwdriver and a bread knife?
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May 22 2006, 06:23 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: 8-April 06 From: My dorm room Member No.: 8,438 |
Sounds like someone needs a hug! :D |
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May 22 2006, 06:31 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
A hug from Bubba the Love Troll! It'll be a big, big hug!
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May 22 2006, 09:08 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,000 Joined: 17-November 05 From: Halifax, Canada Member No.: 7,975 |
And here I thought this section was for valid bug reports and real feature requests..
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May 22 2006, 02:49 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,589 Joined: 28-November 05 Member No.: 8,019 |
Somebody needs a huuuuuuuugggg!!!
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May 22 2006, 03:02 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 903 Joined: 7-February 03 Member No.: 4,025 |
Everybody on this thread but me is the same person. You are posting as several people solely for my amusement.
Except for AH, he is an AI (...I comes right after H in the alphabet!!) that evolved out of the millions of archived posts and wiki to become the epitome of SR knowledge. |
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