 [Humor] Things that Mr. Johnson forbids.... |
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 Jun 2 2006, 10:26 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996  |
Village People |
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Jun 3 2006, 04:29 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 358 Joined: 12-May 05 From: The nearest UV host near you... Member No.: 7,390 |
518. Don't use monowire as dental fluss.
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Jun 3 2006, 05:26 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 68 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Rio Rancho, NM Member No.: 8,484 |
519. The target isn't dead unless you saw the body.
520. ...and had it DNA scanned. 521. ...and the astral signature matched. 522. ...and you can verify it at least 2 other ways. 523. ...and you broke it down to its component particles. |
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Jun 3 2006, 09:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 775 Joined: 31-March 05 From: florida Member No.: 7,273 |
unless you have dikoted metal teeth ala Jaws in "Moonraker" |
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Jun 3 2006, 11:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 106 Joined: 10-April 06 Member No.: 8,447 |
524. Do not call the troll horny.
525. Unless your suicidal. 526. Your mage's initiation into a fraternal order will not involve paddles. 527. Nor streaking. 528. Nor any other form of hazing. 529. No you cannot become a Chuck Norris Shaman. 530. No you cannot make a troll special ops agent. |
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Jun 4 2006, 02:27 AM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
BTW, thanks to nezumi's quoteless quote, we're off-track. The next item should be 583.
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Jun 4 2006, 03:06 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Curses, my drop bear plot has been foiled again.
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Jun 5 2006, 02:28 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 74 Joined: 28-May 06 Member No.: 8,619 |
583. No, you can't be Wolverine.
584. Or Riddick. 585. Or any other needlessly badass toughguys. 586. Even if you're a troll. |
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Jun 5 2006, 02:40 PM
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Shadowrun Setting Nerd Group: Banned Posts: 3,632 Joined: 28-June 05 From: Pissing on pedestrians from my electronic ivory tower. Member No.: 7,473 |
I'm Batman.
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Jun 5 2006, 09:05 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 129 Joined: 21-November 05 From: Oklahoma Member No.: 7,988 |
That's a lie. I'm Batman, you malicious doppleganger! |
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Jun 5 2006, 09:25 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Well I'm Spartacus!
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Jun 6 2006, 03:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 289 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,625 |
No, No, I am Spartacus!
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Jun 6 2006, 08:50 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 30 Joined: 6-April 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,433 |
I'm Brian and so's my wife!
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Jun 6 2006, 09:42 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
587. I win the Shadowrun and I don't care who you are.
588. I ALWAYS win the Shadowrun. 589. Even if any other rules say I don't. 590. Especially if they say I don't. 591. I ALWAYS win the Shadowrun. 592. By doing what I want to do. 593. Even if the other rules say I can't. 594. Especially if the other rules say I can't. 595. I ALWAYS win the Shadowrun. 596. If the Johnson says I lose, I WIN instead. 597. If the Johnson says I'm out of the game, he is DEAD and I'm still in the game. 598. If anyone else wants me out of the game, he is DEAD and I'm still in the game. 599. If God thinks I should lose the Shadowrun, I'd change my mind. 600. I ALWAYS WIN THE SHADOWRUN. |
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Jun 6 2006, 07:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 124 Joined: 7-February 05 Member No.: 7,063 |
You are Chuck Norris? |
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Jul 4 2006, 04:14 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
wait....the list JUMPED from 569???? what am I missing?
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Jul 4 2006, 11:51 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
Eventually, people just stopped trying to be sequential.
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Jul 4 2006, 04:55 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 56 Joined: 17-June 04 Member No.: 6,409 |
Though nezumi did not use the quote feature, it threw off the count as pointed out by
So re-numbering... and back on count with 583. No, you can't be Wolverine. |
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Jul 4 2006, 04:57 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 18-June 06 Member No.: 8,734 |
Never ask you Mr. Johnson for his business card just in case you run into a bit of trouble and need to contact him.
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Jul 4 2006, 09:13 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
Ah, thanks. Once I get my MSWord working again, I can update the list.
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Jul 7 2006, 03:16 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 24-March 05 From: On a ledge between Heaven and Hell Member No.: 7,226 |
:rotfl: :rollin: :rotfl:
on 9-18 but now what am I going to wear to the costume party? on 71 The word is decoy. 583. There are elite hit squads designed to hunt down; Chuck Norris, Rambo, and James Bond Posers. 584. When describing your PC, his family, or contacts do not refer to them as being "Just like so and so in such and such movie." |
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Jul 9 2006, 01:06 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
OK, there are a lot of gaps in the list, so on my personal copy, I'm going to re-number them to fit.
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Jul 9 2006, 01:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 113 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Butte County, CA Member No.: 3,836 |
Hey... There are rabid jungle bandersnatches. Read Cyberpirates ;) Awesome thread/list :) |
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Mar 11 2007, 05:06 AM
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Cybernetic Blood Mage Group: Members Posts: 3,472 Joined: 11-March 06 From: Northeastern Wyoming Member No.: 8,361 |
*REZ BUMP*
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Mar 11 2007, 06:01 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Ravor... you could have at least added to the list. :-P
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