 Criminal Geniuses at Work, Classic in-game/OOC quotes |
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 Jul 7 2006, 01:31 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 917 Joined: 5-September 03 From: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Member No.: 5,585  |
I've recently been blessed (Read the damn posts) with a group of players who not only want to play Shadowrun but want to have fun doing so.
A lot of this is sheer sugar and other stimulants, but recently people have actually been trying either for the funny or for the "classic moment". -I've already quoted the "Bug Be Gone" one, so I'll start with another. Scene - the group are looking to lift a container of Fairlight Excalibers from the docks as the shipment comes in. Hey - it was their idea! After some decent groundwork by the decker and a lot of hidden sniggering from the GM (Me) they manage to snaffle a fairly-detailed plan of the ship, the docks, etc. Looking over the plans, the finally notice WHERE the relevant container is on the ship: third layer from the bottom, row 28. There are 9 containers on top of the one they want. Each container of standard size and shape (FYI: 7 feet x 7 feet x 19 feet ID) for a 20-footer, each weighing ~3000 kg empty. And they're full. After a few seconds mulling the information over, Sparky (elven sneak, B&E security expert) rubs his chin and muses, in his best "evil mastermind/Blackadder" voice, "We're going to need a pulley system..." Maybe you had to be there, but it was magic -Tir A useful link, if it works :) Container Dimensions |
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Jul 7 2006, 02:41 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,095 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Ontari-airee-o Member No.: 1,115 |
Pretty funny, make sure you check out the shadowrun quotefile
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Jul 7 2006, 03:07 PM
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Ain Soph Aur Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
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