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X-Kalibur
post Aug 21 2006, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE (toturi @ Aug 20 2006, 09:24 PM)
QUOTE (Samaels Ghost @ Aug 21 2006, 07:49 AM)
This should be requoted:

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Little worried about how a dolphin would "sexually violate" someone....

Well, it helps if they are in the water. If they are then mostly the usual ways. Captive male dolphins have been known to attemt to rape people who swim with them. People run the dolphin's belly in the wrong spot thinking its cute and the dolphin sees that as a request for sexual service.

Dolphin pensis's are also prehensile when they are not aroused, giving the ability to do many interesting things.

Too... much... information... :| :eek:


You think that's too much information? I've waited years for the right moment to post this link.

Be very afraid. :rotfl:

EDIT: I feel obliged to warn people that although the link above is hillarious, there are some people who might find it offensive. No pictures thankfully, but extraordinary subject matter.

What's really sad is how many times I have seen that now.
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knasser
post Aug 22 2006, 07:01 AM
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I have no words...


Thank you.

I should mention that I am not the author of the article in question. :D
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hyzmarca
post Aug 22 2006, 12:26 PM
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You know, it seems like a reasonable sanity system. We should start playing with it so that we can have more tragic mentally broken characters.

I don't know how well it would work. It'd probably be very easily broken. But I'd like to see how well it (and other sanity systems) handles in playtesting.


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I should mention that I am not the author of the article in question.


Riiight :sarcasm:
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post Aug 22 2006, 12:47 PM
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Threads like this make me love DS even more. :D
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post Aug 31 2006, 05:02 AM
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Threads like this make me love DS even more. :D

I need to revise the various PTSD related optional rule silliness I've written up on this page and make it mesh beautifully with hyzmarca's sanity system here. When I take up SR3 in the future maybe in '08 or something I feel like I should have a committment to people going insane and becoming loose cannons.
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post Aug 31 2006, 07:36 AM
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QUOTE (toturi @ Aug 20 2006, 09:24 PM)
QUOTE (Samaels Ghost @ Aug 21 2006, 07:49 AM)
This should be requoted:

QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Jul 16 2005, 02:28 AM)
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Jul 16 2005, 02:14 AM)
Little worried about how a dolphin would "sexually violate" someone....

Well, it helps if they are in the water. If they are then mostly the usual ways. Captive male dolphins have been known to attemt to rape people who swim with them. People run the dolphin's belly in the wrong spot thinking its cute and the dolphin sees that as a request for sexual service.

Dolphin pensis's are also prehensile when they are not aroused, giving the ability to do many interesting things.

Too... much... information... :| :eek:


You think that's too much information? I've waited years for the right moment to post this link.

Be very afraid. :rotfl:

EDIT: I feel obliged to warn people that although the link above is hillarious, there are some people who might find it offensive. No pictures thankfully, but extraordinary subject matter.

Feels need to kill some... thing... Must resist urge to kill dolphin-lover... Must make Willpower 6.
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