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> [Link] Fashionable Guns, So VERY wrong.
LilithTaveril
post Aug 23 2006, 02:41 AM
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Hey, if I'm using those weapons, I'm probably going to plead insanity at my trial anyway, so decorating my weapon to make it look like that would be a bonus.
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post Aug 23 2006, 03:19 AM
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QUOTE (nezumi)
While these fashion statements might be a little too glam for our sensibilities, in an especially punk, especially 80's setup (rather like how I imagine Wounded Ronin runs his games), they make perfect sense. Imagine the wage slave with shoulder pads like a line backer and a foot of curly brown hair going out in every direction, skin tight pants and pink leg warmers packing that on her person as she gets ready to meet some friends at Tiffany's.

Besides, if you're the GM, imagine how awesome you'll feel when your NPCs smack down the party using these weapons.

GM: "Sorry, but you were just headshotted by one of these babies. That's a D wound, roll roll, and you lose a point of willpower permanently. KEKEKEKEKE."
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post Aug 23 2006, 06:25 AM
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Yeah. So. Weapons made for fashion, huh? Fair enough, but I'd have to say that weapon manufacturers have been designing asthetically pleasing weapons for decades. This stuff, however, ain't fashion. It's tacky, like making fluro-pink armoured jackets.
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post Aug 23 2006, 08:53 AM
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re Agnes:
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"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.


Come on - you were thinking it too...
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post Aug 23 2006, 09:52 AM
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Here's some more:

Hello Kitty in .45 caliber

What's worse, is that apparently, someone actually uses these. They're not some artist's flight of fancy.
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post Aug 23 2006, 12:50 PM
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Those aren't worse. It's a colored grip with a tiny icon. It's silly but not as embarassing as the trash at the front of this.
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post Aug 25 2006, 08:27 PM
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Reminds me of that one line in the second resident evil movie:

"My shit is custom!" (When a npc whips out his gold plated desert eagle)
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post Aug 25 2006, 10:04 PM
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You can find more weapons by the same artist here.

For some reason, the fifth image doesn't seem to work.
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post Aug 25 2006, 10:14 PM
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I must have this.

THere is actually a single great advantage to these tacky firearms. Product safety laws in most countries require that toy firearms are painted bright colors such as orange so that they don't look real. This fact really pisses of toy gun collectors and Transformers fans (it is the primary reason why there hasn't been a reissue of G1 Megatron).
Yet, by painting these firearms bright colors so that they resemble toys, you reverse this. People will look at your hot-pink Hello-Kitty pistol and assume that it is just a toy. They'll remain relaxed and they'll laugh. And then you'll shoot them with it.
This works best if you're a pre-teen girl.
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post Aug 25 2006, 10:14 PM
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I don't really get what's so "controversial" about it. They're briefly amusing, but intellectually vacuous and aesthetically bankrupt.
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post Aug 26 2006, 04:21 AM
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I agree it's not controversial, but I think it's a nice closing of the loop as far as the pop-culture spectrum. It's beautiful satire. But, you know... art :please:
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post Aug 26 2006, 09:58 PM
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"Quick toss the grenade in there!"
"I can't!"
"Why the frag not?"
"It's prada!!!"
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post Aug 26 2006, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE (Snow_Fox)
"Quick toss the grenade in there!"
"I can't!"
"Why the frag not?"
"It's prada!!!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm going to create an NPC designed entirely for the purpose of using that quote in character.

*applauds*
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post Aug 28 2006, 06:51 PM
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QUOTE (Snow_Fox)
"Quick toss the grenade in there!"
"I can't!"
"Why the frag not?"
"It's prada!!!"

Hahahahhahahahaha... :D :grinbig: :rotfl:
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post Aug 28 2006, 06:56 PM
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I can see this happening too...
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"I'm out of Ammo!"
*Ker-blam* "Here, take this!"
"I can't!!!"
*Ker-blam* "Why The FRAG NOT!?!" *Ker-blam*
"It doesn't CLASHES my outfit!!!*
"..."
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post Sep 7 2006, 07:40 AM
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hmm, this makes me think about a line in cp2020, about "polymer-one-shots" in designer colors :P
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