 Why are my shotgun shells on the spice rack?, Converting RL to SR: Season Shot |
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 Nov 8 2006, 06:37 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,086 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 364  |
So, I came across this website: Season Shot
Shotgun shells packed with biodegradable shot made in the form of tightly compressed pellets of seasoning in the following flavors: Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard. So, how would you go about statting this stuff out in SR(3/4)? It's too bad SR vampires don't come with some form of garlic allergy by default. [Edit: Noticed some horrible redundancy in one of my sentences above. Comes from posting while half asleep. If you're really curious, the original, unedited version is quoted in full in Draconis' post] This post has been edited by RunnerPaul: Nov 8 2006, 06:46 PM |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 19-May 03 From: In your base eating your food. Member No.: 4,607 |
WTF? :eek: That's the stupidest idea ever. I love it. :love: I like the tag line, "shoots, kills, seasons" I am so getting some in SR4. You rock dude. |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:48 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,853 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
lemon pepper for pheasant hunting ... awesome.. no more pellets, just tasty goodness.
Wonder if you could do this with wood for vamps instead? DV would probably suck though. |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:51 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 19-May 03 From: In your base eating your food. Member No.: 4,607 |
Pheasant!? I'm going to bust a cap of this into some guy. I could use this for tracking as I've got Improved Scent. |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:54 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,853 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Well if you're shooting at "some guy" anyway, they'd probably be sweating...
So yeah, I guess teriyaki might be a better choise than sweat. Jsut don't try tracking someone through China town this way. |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 19-May 03 From: In your base eating your food. Member No.: 4,607 |
I like cajun or garlic. Mmmmmm. :D |
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Nov 8 2006, 07:05 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Banned Posts: 3,732 Joined: 1-September 05 From: Prague, Czech Republic Member No.: 7,665 |
I would imagine the advantage would be the low inertia of each fragment. Thus, its penetrastion andrange would be shit.
That's great news if you happen to be fighting in a city, an airplane, or any other area where you really want to minimize damaging things behind your target. -Frank |
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Nov 8 2006, 07:08 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,853 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Why not just use a tazer then, unless it's an issue with the smell of burnt hair? Or do tazers even toast that much?
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Nov 8 2006, 07:42 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,889 Joined: 3-August 03 From: A CPI rank 1 country Member No.: 5,222 |
Extremely limited range, penetration and tissue damage are not, as a rule, advantages in urban combat. Things are a bit different on an airplane, but I have to agree with fistandantilus3.0 that in those circumstances a taser seems like a much better option.
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Nov 8 2006, 07:50 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,853 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
might be good for ghouls though
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Nov 8 2006, 07:54 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,888 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Exactly what I was thinking. My next ghoul character is totally carrying around a shotgun loaded with these.
~J |
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Nov 8 2006, 07:54 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,853 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I gotta ask though Kage, what flavor?
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Nov 8 2006, 07:57 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,888 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
A selection, of course. I might even have to get my hands on a shotgun with a selectable magazine to make it easier to pick the best flavour for the situation.
~J |
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Nov 8 2006, 08:20 PM
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Genuine Artificial Intelligence Group: Members Posts: 4,019 Joined: 12-June 03 Member No.: 4,715 |
Have I gone completely insane? This is surreal.
Hey, maybe the Vice President can get his own cooking show, now! |
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Nov 8 2006, 08:21 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,888 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
His recipe for long pig is to die for.
~J |
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Nov 8 2006, 08:37 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
depends on the meta and their condition. ooo, this guy is an accountant, judging from his size and lifestyle, he'll have some tender meat. Hmmm... no wedding band, so a bachelor so he'll be fortifying on instant dinners so I better use this seasoning. Whereas, oh, the elf ganger, a bit stringy and lots of drugs and alcohol use, I better use a heavier seasoning... |
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Nov 8 2006, 08:39 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 775 Joined: 31-March 05 From: florida Member No.: 7,273 |
bad Kage, no cookie
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Nov 8 2006, 08:43 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 19-May 03 From: In your base eating your food. Member No.: 4,607 |
Gee like a spaceship? Blatant hint there you know. |
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Nov 9 2006, 01:05 AM
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Mostly Harmless Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 937 Joined: 26-February 02 From: 44.662,-63.469 Member No.: 176 |
Man, that would have come in handy last week... :) |
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Nov 9 2006, 01:31 AM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
heh, no rock salt?
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Nov 9 2006, 02:54 AM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
That's what I was htinking- in an episode of Dr Who, Image of the Fendahl they were hurt by salt and severla were killed by a poacher with blessed rock salt in his shot gun. Since magically that is considered a purifier (throw spilled salt over your shoulder and into the devil's face) there might be a real market for people dealing with supernatural nasties.
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Nov 9 2006, 02:55 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,543 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Just remember, etiquette requires that you always pass the pepper along with the salt, so polite company will only use double barreled shotguns. |
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Nov 9 2006, 03:22 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
... and pass the dutchie on the left hand side. ;)
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Nov 9 2006, 04:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 19-May 03 From: In your base eating your food. Member No.: 4,607 |
Wow I see someone's got Knowledge: 80's :P |
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Nov 9 2006, 05:01 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,888 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
80's :P ? I didn't know the '80s had a :P.
~J |
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