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> Why are my shotgun shells on the spice rack?, Converting RL to SR: Season Shot
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post Nov 8 2006, 06:37 PM
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So, I came across this website: Season Shot

Shotgun shells packed with biodegradable shot made in the form of tightly compressed pellets of seasoning in the following flavors: Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard.

So, how would you go about statting this stuff out in SR(3/4)?

It's too bad SR vampires don't come with some form of garlic allergy by default.

[Edit: Noticed some horrible redundancy in one of my sentences above. Comes from posting while half asleep. If you're really curious, the original, unedited version is quoted in full in Draconis' post]

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post Nov 8 2006, 06:40 PM
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QUOTE (RunnerPaul @ Nov 8 2006, 06:37 PM)
So, I came across this website: Season Shot

Shotgun shells packed with biodegradable shot made of tightly compressed seasoning in the form of tightly compressed pellets of seasoning in the following flavors: Cajun,  Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard.

So, how would you go about statting this stuff out in SR(3/4)?

It's too bad SR vampires don't come with some form of garlic allergy by default.

WTF? :eek:

That's the stupidest idea ever. I love it. :love:

I like the tag line, "shoots, kills, seasons"

I am so getting some in SR4. You rock dude.
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post Nov 8 2006, 06:48 PM
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lemon pepper for pheasant hunting ... awesome.. no more pellets, just tasty goodness.

Wonder if you could do this with wood for vamps instead? DV would probably suck though.
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post Nov 8 2006, 06:51 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
lemon pepper for pheasant hunting ... awesome.. no more pellets, just tasty goodness.

Wonder if you could do this with wood for vamps instead? DV would probably suck though.

Pheasant!? I'm going to bust a cap of this into some guy.
I could use this for tracking as I've got Improved Scent.
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post Nov 8 2006, 06:54 PM
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Well if you're shooting at "some guy" anyway, they'd probably be sweating...

So yeah, I guess teriyaki might be a better choise than sweat. Jsut don't try tracking someone through China town this way.
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post Nov 8 2006, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
Well if you're shooting at "some guy" anyway, they'd probably be sweating...

So yeah, I guess teriyaki might be a better choise than sweat. Jsut don't try tracking someone through China town this way.

I like cajun or garlic. Mmmmmm. :D
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post Nov 8 2006, 07:05 PM
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I would imagine the advantage would be the low inertia of each fragment. Thus, its penetrastion andrange would be shit.

That's great news if you happen to be fighting in a city, an airplane, or any other area where you really want to minimize damaging things behind your target.

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post Nov 8 2006, 07:08 PM
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Why not just use a tazer then, unless it's an issue with the smell of burnt hair? Or do tazers even toast that much?
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post Nov 8 2006, 07:42 PM
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Extremely limited range, penetration and tissue damage are not, as a rule, advantages in urban combat. Things are a bit different on an airplane, but I have to agree with fistandantilus3.0 that in those circumstances a taser seems like a much better option.
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post Nov 8 2006, 07:50 PM
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might be good for ghouls though
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post Nov 8 2006, 07:54 PM
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Exactly what I was thinking. My next ghoul character is totally carrying around a shotgun loaded with these.

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I gotta ask though Kage, what flavor?
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post Nov 8 2006, 07:57 PM
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A selection, of course. I might even have to get my hands on a shotgun with a selectable magazine to make it easier to pick the best flavour for the situation.

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post Nov 8 2006, 08:20 PM
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Have I gone completely insane? This is surreal.
Hey, maybe the Vice President can get his own cooking show, now!
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post Nov 8 2006, 08:21 PM
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His recipe for long pig is to die for.

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post Nov 8 2006, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE (Kagetenshi)
A selection, of course. I might even have to get my hands on a shotgun with a selectable magazine to make it easier to pick the best flavour for the situation.

~J

depends on the meta and their condition. ooo, this guy is an accountant, judging from his size and lifestyle, he'll have some tender meat. Hmmm... no wedding band, so a bachelor so he'll be fortifying on instant dinners so I better use this seasoning. Whereas, oh, the elf ganger, a bit stringy and lots of drugs and alcohol use, I better use a heavier seasoning...
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post Nov 8 2006, 08:39 PM
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bad Kage, no cookie
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post Nov 8 2006, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE (FrankTrollman)
I would imagine the advantage would be the low inertia of each fragment. Thus, its penetrastion andrange would be shit.

That's great news if you happen to be fighting in a city, an airplane, or any other area where you really want to minimize damaging things behind your target.

-Frank

Gee like a spaceship? Blatant hint there you know.

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post Nov 9 2006, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE (RunnerPaul)
So, I came across this website: Season Shot

Shotgun shells packed with biodegradable shot made in the form of tightly compressed pellets of seasoning in the following flavors: Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard.

Man, that would have come in handy last week... :)
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post Nov 9 2006, 01:31 AM
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heh, no rock salt?
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post Nov 9 2006, 02:54 AM
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That's what I was htinking- in an episode of Dr Who, Image of the Fendahl they were hurt by salt and severla were killed by a poacher with blessed rock salt in his shot gun. Since magically that is considered a purifier (throw spilled salt over your shoulder and into the devil's face) there might be a real market for people dealing with supernatural nasties.
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post Nov 9 2006, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE (Nikoli)
heh, no rock salt?

Just remember, etiquette requires that you always pass the pepper along with the salt, so polite company will only use double barreled shotguns.
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post Nov 9 2006, 03:22 AM
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... and pass the dutchie on the left hand side. ;)
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post Nov 9 2006, 04:58 AM
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QUOTE (Fortune)
... and pass the dutchie in the left hand side. ;)

Wow I see someone's got Knowledge: 80's :P
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post Nov 9 2006, 05:01 AM
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80's :P ? I didn't know the '80s had a :P.

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