 Hole in your Heart? No Problem!, New bandage seals it all. |
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 Nov 9 2003, 01:35 AM
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Creating a god with his own hands  Group: Members Posts: 1,405 Joined: 30-September 02 From: 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 Member No.: 3,364  |
Hemcon Bandage
Hemcon.com This could change a lot of things... They're expensive, 100$ per 4x4 inch square, but I think my life is worth 25 bucks a square inch. :spin: |
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Nov 9 2003, 01:44 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 114 Joined: 9-October 03 Member No.: 5,702 |
Whoever put the bandage-worthy hole in you would obviously disagree. |
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Nov 9 2003, 01:53 AM
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Senior GM Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,406 Joined: 12-April 03 From: Redmond, WA Member No.: 4,442 |
If your life is worth $25 a square inch.... I'm willing to sell you several of them at $15 per square inch. Interested in the discount? New, unopened, never used.
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Nov 9 2003, 02:02 AM
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Chrome to the Core Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,152 Joined: 14-October 03 From: ::1 Member No.: 5,715 |
The question is... Would you have to rip open a hole in your chest to apply the patch to your heart, followed by applying a much larger one to your chest to effectively not die?
Food for thought. |
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Nov 9 2003, 02:30 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 2-March 03 Member No.: 4,188 |
What's sad is that I can put a hole in your heart for less than a dollar. But it costs you $100 to fix it.
No wonder our economy is in the crapper! Hmmn, this post kinda sounds like tomorrow's bioware, today! |
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Nov 9 2003, 03:53 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,006 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
I prefer to try not to get patchworthy holes.
~J |
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Nov 9 2003, 03:54 AM
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Chrome to the Core Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,152 Joined: 14-October 03 From: ::1 Member No.: 5,715 |
Here here!
Although, showing off your battle scars can be fun... "And this I got from a hole punch..." |
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Nov 9 2003, 03:59 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,006 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
I have too many unexplained holes as it is. I've got friends who think I'm a cutter because I've got so many wounds I can't explain the origin of 'cause I just don't know.
~J |
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Nov 9 2003, 04:03 AM
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Chrome to the Core Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,152 Joined: 14-October 03 From: ::1 Member No.: 5,715 |
Well, the quote from me actually happened. Yup, a hole punch scar. Sure, I'll explain. ;p
I was at this place that was kind of a Family Fun Center thing. You know, Go-Karts, Putt-Putt, arcade, driving range, etc... So we got these two-hour pass deals, of which you have to wear this armband to signify that you can do it all for free for two hours. Thing is, you only get two buckets for the driving range. I went, got a club, picked a spot, and went to get my bucket. So, to show how many buckets you've had, they hole punch it. It turns out my armband was way too tight, and they didn't have a cover on the bottom that is usually used to catch the little punched bits of paper. So, when she punched, the bottom dug into my arm and basically ripped out a chunk in the shape of a hole punch. It didn't hurt, and didn't really bleed for a few seconds, then it started to bubble in, it was weird. Anyway, so now all of them remember me because I have that oddly shaped scar. And there you have it, a hole punch scar. ;p |
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Nov 9 2003, 08:47 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,222 Joined: 11-October 02 From: Netherlands and Belgium Member No.: 3,437 |
Heh, are we the only ones to notice it's $6.25 per square inch? ;) Sphynx |
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Nov 9 2003, 04:04 PM
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Senior GM Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,406 Joined: 12-April 03 From: Redmond, WA Member No.: 4,442 |
Maybe we use Shadowrun Calculators? :)
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Nov 9 2003, 05:34 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
I really do wonder sometimes what logic went into the pricing guidelines sometimes.
Sorry, just a random tangent. -Siege |
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Nov 9 2003, 05:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 348 Joined: 20-June 03 Member No.: 4,782 |
Nowhere does it mention that it prevents infection, it just stops the bleeding.
Ever peel a soaked cotton bandage off of a clotted bleeder to change it? OUCH! Anyway, even if you did manage to plug the hole on the heart, it wouldn't take long for you to die from an infection probably. Bandages inside the body is a no-no. I demand a 90% discount on that germ magnet. :dead: |
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