Lines you never want to hear while playing SR, Uh oh, it just hit the fan ... Options

[Talia Invierno]

GM to players: Hang on a second, I have to get some more dice ...

[Reaver]

GM to players: Hang on a second, I have handouts for this run.

[Kagetenshi]

"I flamethrower him." ;)

"What all do you have with you?"
"I've got my assault rifle and katana"
"...................Didn't you get to the meet by bus?"
"Um... yeah..."

~J

[Sunday_Gamer]

GM rolls dice.

GM: Uh oh...

That's never good.

Another favorite of mine, which sometimes happens and makes us cringe.

Player: Offers to do something really stupid.
GM: Looks confused, ask PC if PC understands the situation.
Player: nods yes.
GA: Are you SURE you want to "insert something stupid here"
Player: nods yes and grabs his dice.
All other players: *cringe*

Sunday

[RedmondLarry]

Player says: "Hey, I'm going to try something I heard about on dumpshock ..."

[Dim Sum]

[Luke Hardison]

(something I do to my players regularly)

GM: Roll Initiative, everyone.
*players roll*
*GM rolls 4 dice and writes down some numbers*
*again*
*and again*
*and about 8 more times*
Players: Uuuuum ...... where was that exit again?

Hey, everyone has a right to be paranoid.

Or, from an IC PoV:

Mage: What do you mean a pentagram only has FIVE sides?

**********

Newbie: *hands character sheet to the GM* How much starting ammo do my guns come with?

**********

Samari: My weapon seems to have no effect?
GM: That's right, it bounces off harmlessly.
Samari: Oh, okay. So I pull out a bigger weapon and swing at the statue again.

**********

Rigger: My vehicle comes with a gas can, right?

**********

GM: I don't think that's a lifestyle expense, bud.

**********


That's all I can think of that's humorous for now.

[Tanka]

GM: Everybody roll Quickness.
Six players roll dice... Results:

Lead Troll trips.
Math Prof trips.
Mage #1 trips.
Mage #2 trips.
Mage #3 trips.
PhysAd walks into pile of bodies.

Edit: Oh, and, did I mention we were in a sewer with hardly a way of seeing?

Yeah, thought so...

Edit #2: Yes. We had three mages/shamans in the group. #2 was the Cat Shaman who forgot she had Levitate Person, so kept having to cast "Clean" and other such spells on herself.

[last_of_the_grea...]

GM: I didn't get any sleep at all last night...

[Siege]

"You do have the demolitions skill, don't you?"

-Siege

[Chance359]

New player running a shaman: "Spells, I have spells?"

[Glyph]

GM: "The bouncer asks if your character is carrying any guns into the bar."

Player: "Uh, he's got a light pistol."

GM: "The bouncer says 'That won't be enough' and hands you a heavy pistol."

[Kagetenshi]

GM: "You notice a sign over the Accounting department. It says 'Two drink minimum'"

~J

[Dim Sum]

Player: I jack in and do a Graceful Logon.

GM: "Miss-ter And-dersen! Welcome back. Weeeeee've missssed you."

[Adarael]

Actually heard ones, on Tuesday:

"Oh. Hey. I probably should have bought ammo for my guns, huh?"
(Of course, I let him have some.)

"I tell the guy we're interrogating 'We're going to kill you no matter what you say, but if you talk I'll kill you quickly.'"
He had a pain editor, lucky him.

[Ferratus]

One from my GM back in High School......

GM: Oh, by the way....three doors back.........

[Drain Brain]

[Lilt]

During character introductions:

Player: He's very short with blonde hair and pale skin.
--
The next line from the above player:
"He looks young and has a datajack but no deck"
or
"He has no cyberware and is wearing ceramic pendants under his FFBA"

[Abstruse]

"Teeth..." -- Mage returning from an astral scout before fainting

An old one: "Was that the GM rolling dice or did a thunderstorm pop up suddenly?"

"I can dikote it, right?"

"What's a lifestyle?"

Fixer asking Decker about his setup: "Yeah, it's a custom job, MPCP 8 rated 6/5/7/6 with Level 3 Hardening, Response Increase 2, Ten thousand MP of active memory, and a case that can stop a round from a Preditor." "Okay, what programs do you have?" "Programs?"

"What do you mean the CXII doesn't come with a detonator?"

And my personal favorite so far...

"The elf driving the van has long red hair pulled into a ponytail..."

The Abstruse One

[Patrick Goodman]

"Oops."

[Pavlov]

(Always best with a GM screen)

"Damn, what are the odds of that?"

"No, seriously, who has a calculator?"

"Holy crap!"
---------------------------
"How many rounds left in your clip?"

"Huh?"
---------------------------
"I cast Toxic Wave/Urban Renewal/Turn to Goo."
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"Before the rest of the team gets back I...."

[Jetmaster]

Another good one was after the GM rolls a bunch of dice then proclaims:
'That wasnt supposed to happen.'

[boodah]

Hey Reaver, didn't Ice get up and go to the bathroom last time you said that?

"Ill take a shot at the jet."
"Your inside the blimp."
"Yea, I know."

-=shoots through armored glass=-

Sad thing is, the troll hit both aircraft he shot at.


Heres another good one:
GM to player:
"Hey, whats your willpower?"

[TinkerGnome]

GM: "Okay, who has the highest <obscure skill no one has but appears to be critical to the group's survival>?"

[Black Isis]

<after a character had been hit by a brutal fireball, causing him to tumble down the side of a temple in the middle of the jungle, knocking him unconscious and nearly instakilling him>

"Oh....wait, you had all those incendiary grenades, didn't you...."