 How may gamers get laid?, Reversing destiny |
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 Nov 6 2007, 12:30 AM
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Old Man of the North  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 10,618 Joined: 14-August 03 From: Just north of the Centre of the Universe Member No.: 5,463  |
Going to college gets more action than gaming, so his priorities ARE straight. |
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Nov 6 2007, 01:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: 7-October 07 Member No.: 13,604 |
Prioritizing is important, but we should leave his sexual preference out of it.
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Nov 6 2007, 02:54 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
It's not his sexual preference, it's the sexual preference of his priorities.
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Nov 6 2007, 02:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 830 Joined: 3-April 04 From: Columbus, Ohio Member No.: 6,215 |
You'd think this would be true. |
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Nov 13 2007, 05:02 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 69 Joined: 10-September 06 From: Hainesville, IL Member No.: 9,354 |
That was hilarious! That sucks in all but that was funny. Anyway, i don't think there is anything wrong with being a virgin at all. My gaming friends were basically 50/50, you got one half that were gaming couples while at school including myself and my girl and than I had some good friends who were single and were virgins. I look at it this way; you trade in one set of complications for the other. Sure you got laid finally and maybe even a few times with a few different women, but how many of those times and or different woment did you look back on and shake your head thinking to yourself, "Why didn't I just take care of myself that night!?" |
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Nov 13 2007, 06:06 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,579 Joined: 30-May 06 From: SoCal Member No.: 8,626 |
I guess I'm just lucky in that most girls find my nerdiness cute/attractive. It certainly hasn't scared any off and in one case actually helped me get laid (thank god for learning about tarot from an RPG)
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Nov 13 2007, 07:12 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Not a single one! |
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Nov 13 2007, 07:45 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Well, once the female is engaged in sexual activity I don't see what the problem is. If nothing else you can deploy a dildo and just by taking the time to give the female multiple orgasms avoid such a situation. I don't know if you technically have to ejaculate inside the female's reproductive tract or not to technically have had sex with her.
The biggest problem is how the female never wants to choose you even if you would seem to be the rational choice. |
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Jan 11 2008, 03:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
yet another oxymoron.
gamers getting laid. :O |
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Jan 11 2008, 02:41 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,095 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Ontari-airee-o Member No.: 1,115 |
Speak for yourself. I am married and have a very active and healthy sex life with my wife. At least 5 of my gaming friends have had over 100 different sex partners of the opposite sex. Gamers that wash and take care of themselves have sex and lots of it. Nerds are not attractive, and neither is geekiness. If you remember gaming is a hobby and not a lifestyle you should be able to see some action. |
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Jan 11 2008, 02:46 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Hocus was kidding. He's married himself, although I won't comment as to the health or activeness of his sex life. ;)
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Jan 11 2008, 04:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
wives have sex? i don't believe it :O
jimmeny crickets! 5 over 100 partners?!?! no doubt they studs, testosterone levels must be off da charts! nice manly hairy chests they probably all have.
I'd have to wash AND take care of myself? that sounds like I'd actually have to get off the couch and come out of my parent's basement. Smacks of waaay to much effort.
my pocket protector isn't hot? my thick glasses, the bridge held together with tape, doesn't float a chicks boat? my acne, halitosis, asthema, and fatness don't make da ladies fall over in droves? thats weird, they should love those things. this lifestyle is the only way we can even remotely fantisies about that hot elf babe taking an interest in us, Please don't take it away!
you'd have nothing to comment about!.......................................:( |
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Jan 11 2008, 04:23 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Considering you have two kids, I know of some companies that do paternity tests on the cheap. Might be worth your time to give them a quick call. If your wife does game, maybe you should consider running a one-on-one game with you GMing and her as the only player. Work her into it for a bit, then bring in some handsome NPCs competing for her attention and see if she's up for some LARPing. I have my second child, Brozak the barbarian, to thank for it! |
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Jan 11 2008, 05:14 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Been there, done that, outgrew the t-shirt. :D |
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Jan 11 2008, 05:22 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Ok, when she gets you pregnant, you're roleplaying too much.
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Jan 11 2008, 06:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 197 Joined: 15-June 05 From: Portland, Or. Member No.: 7,447 |
just ok? wow, it must have been bad. i not only had sex, but i've had several girlfriends who i enjoyed that activity with. Case in fact, i will soon be married to the one who i found to be the best one i've ever had; either in bed or around the house. :wobble: |
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Jan 11 2008, 07:00 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Actually, sex is one of the most stressful things I've ever done. I really did not enjoy it at all. I studiously gave my female partner orgasms, even on my first time out, because I had carefully studied porn for years before that point. However, in terms of my experience, there was so much anxiety and stress that it was on the whole unpleasant to say the least. In terms of a positive vigorous physical experience I actually like combative sports much better. That's where you get your endorphins, adrenaline, pain, test of willpower, and the thrill of applying meticulous skills under pressure. I am excited and happy to box, kickbox, or play judo whenever I'm in good health. However, at this point in time, the thought of sex just fills my mind with a sickly anxiety and sense of personal inadequacy. I believe that this must be kind of weird because in my experience in our physically safe modern life here in the United States lots of people, both men and women, are extremely nervous about getting punched hard in the face, getting choked out, and so on, and yet everyone is going on about how great sex is. I feel like I'm opposite to most people. This causes me stress because I think that this suggests I'm flawed in a Darwinian sense. The most important thing an organism can do is reproduce and perpetuate its genes. In a sense, whatever accomplishments I may have in life don't count for shit if I don't reproduce and whatever genes I have that enable me to do positive or difficult things will be lost. I feel like in a sense I'm letting down society as a whole even moreso than myself. I'm considering that I should perhaps save up some money and hire a down-to-earth prostitute for regular practice. If I can develop sang froid and practice and am able to mechanically have sex with whomever regardless of where my mind is going then I can overcome the Darwinian failure thing. |
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Jan 11 2008, 07:27 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
The general rule of thumb is to consider the female's orgasm the way of incapacitating her while you do your part. In other words, play, tease, do whatever you need to do to get her right to the edge, then pounce and be selfish for a bit. If she doesn't finish before you, she'll still be distracted enough she won't mind. I've found if you're paying so much attention to her AND trying to take care of yourself, it doesn't work so well.
That or just take turns. It's not your fault she takes forty five minutes. |
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Jan 11 2008, 07:32 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Wow, the most sensible sex advice I've heard so far. Thanks a lot; it actually seems to make a lot of sense, tactically. I really appreciate your kindness. |
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Jan 11 2008, 07:39 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Strangely enough, I got it from my wife. I'm glad it helped. I think that was the point I realized that foreplay is really for me almost more than it's for her.
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Jan 11 2008, 07:59 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Well, I had a big long reply here that got eaten by an accidental page refresh. Oh well.
I'd also suggest remembering that sexual activity has associated skills; it can be actively practiced and improved. I personally consider myself lucky to have become sexually active before I became aware of a lot of the societal expectations and hangups about such things—I may be misattributing it, of course, due to a fairly small sample size, but past partners I've been around who'd had their first experiences after a few years of hearing sex talked up and really getting to absorb the worship/demonize dichotomy tended to be very nonadventurous and lack not merely the desire to improve their sexual skills, but the awareness that there were skills to be improved. ~J |
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Jan 11 2008, 08:17 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
I have a similar experience on the other side of the spectrum. I believe in abstinence until marriage (I'm just not very good on the follow through). So my sexual experience all was with one person I had a serious emotional investment in, and the majority of it consisted of getting as close to sex in as many innovative ways as possible, without actually doing it. So no real expectations since we didn't actually expect sex, and the emotional closeness meant we didn't have to impress each other, which gave us space to make mistakes and figure things out. I have to imagine that relations with someone you don't really know and you're trying to impress must be very difficult because you'd be so self-conscious, especially if you yourself are a novice. At that point I'd probably have to advertise myself as being unskilled, since some women prefer that, then let them take the lead.
Hmm... I'm probably one of the only people on Dumpshock who has only had sex with his spouse and no one else. |
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Jan 11 2008, 08:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 197 Joined: 15-June 05 From: Portland, Or. Member No.: 7,447 |
wow. that is some funny frak shit right there. but true, yes |
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Jan 11 2008, 08:47 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
spoken like only a true nerd could speak O.o |
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Jan 11 2008, 08:57 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 28 Joined: 12-October 07 Member No.: 13,673 |
Heh. I tend to joke that my SR gaming group shouldn't actually exist - out of six people, three are dating, one is married, one is hooking up with a new hot chick every couple of weeks, and the last one...well, okay, I think he's gotten laid, but he's about twice as big as me, so I don't ask these questions. And I'm one of those mythical gamer girls (we do exist! And like dating gamer boys, in my experience)
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