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Zhan Shi
post Nov 7 2007, 06:48 PM
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At last, after centuries of secrecy, the Shaolin monks reveal their Heavenly Balls of Adamantium technique. Maybe it would work as a combination of Pain Resistance, Mystic Armor, and some form of strength boost. All I can say is, ouch!
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post Nov 7 2007, 09:28 PM
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There's some dude who was trying to sell iron groin crap through ads in magazines like Black Belt for a number of years now. He also claims that there's a version for women where they stuff a jade egg in their vagina that has weights hanging from it so that they get nutcracker genitals.
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post Nov 7 2007, 09:38 PM
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How is that not the lead story on every news channel every night?
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post Nov 7 2007, 10:32 PM
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Many women are nutcrackers in spirit, if not form. :D
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post Nov 7 2007, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ Nov 7 2007, 05:28 PM)
  He also claims that there's a version for women where they stuff a jade egg in their vagina that has weights hanging from it so that they get nutcracker genitals.

We do, of course, realize that this technique would be just as useful for generating skills pleasing to one or both partners.
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post Nov 7 2007, 11:19 PM
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Is this a good time to revisit my idea for a Midnight Lady hoo-hah implant with the cyberjaw modification that can bite through encyclopedias?
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post Nov 7 2007, 11:57 PM
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Perhaps it's time to demand gender equality in the form of cybervaginas as well as cyberpenises. And we also need genital-related physad powers.
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post Nov 8 2007, 12:47 AM
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You mean you don't have genital-related phys ad powers?

Oh... you mean in the game.
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post Nov 8 2007, 01:13 AM
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John Holmes, circa 2070! As for the ladies, any number of hentai movies could serve as inspiration. Or, if you have the oppurtunity, check out the art on the back cover of White Wolf's "Clanbook: Tzimsce". *shudder* :eek:
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post Nov 8 2007, 02:11 AM
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I wish I could unsee this whole thread :P
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post Nov 8 2007, 02:35 AM
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Ah, reminds me of Exotic Melee Weapon (Crotch-mounted Cyberhorns) Skill.
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post Nov 8 2007, 02:42 AM
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Is this a good time to revisit my idea for a Midnight Lady hoo-hah implant with the cyberjaw modification that can bite through encyclopedias?

There's a song for that already.

Click my thingy

Sung to the tune of Hakuna Matata from the Lion King.
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post Nov 8 2007, 03:31 AM
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Perhaps berginers of doom need their own sourcebook with lots of diagrams taken from medical textbooks to introduce the concept to the various nerds who haven't been able to spelunk them in practice.
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post Nov 8 2007, 04:46 AM
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He also claims that there's a version for women where they stuff a jade egg in their vagina that has weights hanging from it so that they get nutcracker genitals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exerciser
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post Nov 8 2007, 08:18 AM
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Have you already be searching for X-mas presents? :eek:
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post Nov 8 2007, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE (Ryu @ Nov 8 2007, 03:18 AM)
Have you already be searching for X-mas presents?  :eek:

The daughter of a friend of my father wants a 10-inch-long vibrating dildo for Christmas, and yes, I have been enlisted in the search. It is rather difficult to choose between the traditional giant piece of rubber and the more expensive SOTA whirling, spinning, pulsing things with rabbit-ears, LCD screens, and internet connectivity.

But my interest in kegel exercise predates this search. It is good for men too, though we are unfortunately unable to make use of barbells.
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post Nov 8 2007, 07:57 PM
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Go with the Rabbit. It may be pricey, but I've never heard a bad review.
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post Nov 9 2007, 05:18 AM
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Hmm, pornomancer in training?
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post Nov 9 2007, 07:08 AM
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There is actually a trick to sucking your testicles up into your body on command. Seen it done a few times and it works Ok for resisting groin hits from my experiences.
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post Nov 9 2007, 05:16 PM
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There is actually a trick to sucking your testicles up into your body on command. Seen it done a few times and it works Ok for resisting groin hits from my experiences.

Is there a trick to making them come back out again? ;)
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post Nov 9 2007, 09:36 PM
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I believe it involves being hit on the top of the head with a giant mallet.
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post Nov 9 2007, 10:07 PM
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Well, I live in Minnesota, and my testicles reside inside my body about 9 months out of the year anyway.

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post Nov 10 2007, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE (hyzmarca)
QUOTE (Ryu @ Nov 8 2007, 03:18 AM)
Have you already be searching for X-mas presents?  :eek:

The daughter of a friend of my father wants a 10-inch-long vibrating dildo for Christmas, and yes, I have been enlisted in the search. It is rather difficult to choose between the traditional giant piece of rubber and the more expensive SOTA whirling, spinning, pulsing things with rabbit-ears, LCD screens, and internet connectivity.

But my interest in kegel exercise predates this search. It is good for men too, though we are unfortunately unable to make use of barbells.

My understanding is that if you want to use your dildo as a bludgeon but have it remain safe to use for sex afterwards and you want it to be machine washable it should be acrylic. Fiberglass might splinter if you use it as a weapon.
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post Nov 10 2007, 10:10 PM
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Wouldn't this just be mystic armor/high pain tolerance?
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