Full Version: My testicles are greater than yours, Grasshopper
At last, after centuries of secrecy, the Shaolin monks reveal their Heavenly Balls of Adamantium technique. Maybe it would work as a combination of Pain Resistance, Mystic Armor, and some form of strength boost. All I can say is, ouch!
There's some dude who was trying to sell iron groin crap through ads in magazines like Black Belt for a number of years now. He also claims that there's a version for women where they stuff a jade egg in their vagina that has weights hanging from it so that they get nutcracker genitals.
How is that not the lead story on every news channel every night?
Many women are nutcrackers in spirit, if not form. 
| QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ Nov 7 2007, 05:28 PM) |
| He also claims that there's a version for women where they stuff a jade egg in their vagina that has weights hanging from it so that they get nutcracker genitals. |
We do, of course, realize that this technique would be just as useful for generating skills pleasing to one or both partners.
Is this a good time to revisit my idea for a Midnight Lady hoo-hah implant with the cyberjaw modification that can bite through encyclopedias?
Perhaps it's time to demand gender equality in the form of cybervaginas as well as cyberpenises. And we also need genital-related physad powers.
You mean you don't have genital-related phys ad powers?
Oh... you mean in the game.
Oh... you mean in the game.
John Holmes, circa 2070! As for the ladies, any number of hentai movies could serve as inspiration. Or, if you have the oppurtunity, check out the art on the back cover of White Wolf's "Clanbook: Tzimsce". *shudder* 
I wish I could unsee this whole thread 
Ah, reminds me of Exotic Melee Weapon (Crotch-mounted Cyberhorns) Skill.
| QUOTE (Mercer) |
| Is this a good time to revisit my idea for a Midnight Lady hoo-hah implant with the cyberjaw modification that can bite through encyclopedias? |
There's a song for that already.
Click my thingy
Sung to the tune of Hakuna Matata from the Lion King.
Perhaps berginers of doom need their own sourcebook with lots of diagrams taken from medical textbooks to introduce the concept to the various nerds who haven't been able to spelunk them in practice.
| QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
| He also claims that there's a version for women where they stuff a jade egg in their vagina that has weights hanging from it so that they get nutcracker genitals. |
Have you already be searching for X-mas presents?
| QUOTE (Ryu @ Nov 8 2007, 03:18 AM) |
| Have you already be searching for X-mas presents? |
The daughter of a friend of my father wants a 10-inch-long vibrating dildo for Christmas, and yes, I have been enlisted in the search. It is rather difficult to choose between the traditional giant piece of rubber and the more expensive SOTA whirling, spinning, pulsing things with rabbit-ears, LCD screens, and internet connectivity.
But my interest in kegel exercise predates this search. It is good for men too, though we are unfortunately unable to make use of barbells.
Go with the Rabbit. It may be pricey, but I've never heard a bad review.
Hmm, pornomancer in training?
There is actually a trick to sucking your testicles up into your body on command. Seen it done a few times and it works Ok for resisting groin hits from my experiences.
| QUOTE (psychophipps) |
| There is actually a trick to sucking your testicles up into your body on command. Seen it done a few times and it works Ok for resisting groin hits from my experiences. |
Is there a trick to making them come back out again?
I believe it involves being hit on the top of the head with a giant mallet.
Well, I live in Minnesota, and my testicles reside inside my body about 9 months out of the year anyway.
Dread Polack
Dread Polack
| QUOTE (hyzmarca) | ||
The daughter of a friend of my father wants a 10-inch-long vibrating dildo for Christmas, and yes, I have been enlisted in the search. It is rather difficult to choose between the traditional giant piece of rubber and the more expensive SOTA whirling, spinning, pulsing things with rabbit-ears, LCD screens, and internet connectivity. But my interest in kegel exercise predates this search. It is good for men too, though we are unfortunately unable to make use of barbells. |
My understanding is that if you want to use your dildo as a bludgeon but have it remain safe to use for sex afterwards and you want it to be machine washable it should be acrylic. Fiberglass might splinter if you use it as a weapon.
Wouldn't this just be mystic armor/high pain tolerance?
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