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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 246 Joined: 26-January 06 Member No.: 8,198  |
QUOTE PHILADELPHIA - Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said. Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney, 25, of suburban Pennsauken, N.J., were arrested Feb. 19 after authorities from a multistate task force said they watched the twins break into a South Philadelphia beauty shop through the roof. The brothers are suspects in dozens of burglaries committed over the past 18 months throughout New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware, where intruders gained entry by hacking through the rooftops of businesses, the Philadelphia Daily News reported. Keyontyli, arrested at the scene of the Philadelphia burglary, was released after posting bail. Taleon, arrested a short time later, was being held in a Philadelphia jail. [....] The brothers have appeared in online gay porn videos under the names Teyon and Keyon, said Erik Schut of Philadelphia-based video retailer TLA Entertainment Group, which sells gay porn DVDs online. He said they could have had a good career if they hadn't gotten in trouble. "They are incredibly good-looking, and being identical twins, it's a novelty," Schut said. Keyontyli has appeared in gay porn since at least 2002 and worked as a fashion model, while Taleon got involved in porn more recently. Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police. He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said. "He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, 'You'll never catch me," Kunkel told the Daily News. Taleon turned himself in a week later. In January 2007, Taleon jumped 30 feet from the roof of a Camden, N.J., liquor store and swam across the frigid Cooper River before he was caught, police said. "I told him he should have signed up for the Olympics," Zucker said. "The prosecutor and I even referred to him as Spider-Man." My next Shadowrun Ninja will be thus named: Flipper. AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL ME ITS NOT REALISTIC |
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Feb 29 2008, 02:59 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Ha ha, the next time your gaming group complains about the immature player who wants to control twin gay porn star gymnasts tell them it's realistic and cite this story.
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Feb 29 2008, 03:01 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 16-December 06 Member No.: 10,386 |
Not that I imagine it comes up often.
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Feb 29 2008, 03:28 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 941 Joined: 25-January 07 Member No.: 10,765 |
You'd be surprised....
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Feb 29 2008, 04:05 AM
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Street Doc Group: Admin Posts: 3,508 Joined: 2-March 04 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 6,114 |
Wow. I mean... like... wow. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/indifferent.gif)
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Feb 29 2008, 05:22 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
wow...
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Feb 29 2008, 06:54 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Gay porn is probably the most amusing of porn. Now I'm going to have to look these guys up.
Interesting character concepts gay/bi twin physads. Maybe when I get whacked again. |
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Feb 29 2008, 07:09 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
Keyontyli and Taleon? man, they even have elf names.
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Feb 29 2008, 02:09 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,162 Joined: 16-November 07 Member No.: 14,229 |
Talk about overachievers! This is made of 100% gold-plated WIN. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)
I just have to include these guys in my campaign... hmm. Twin Elf Adepts who follow the Porno Way. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cyber.gif) |
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Feb 29 2008, 04:28 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
old WoW saying: "Screenshot or it didn't happen!"
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Feb 29 2008, 04:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 118 Joined: 17-April 05 From: Sheffield, UK Member No.: 7,340 |
Wow... Ninja gay porn adepts Twins
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Feb 29 2008, 05:19 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 976 Joined: 16-September 04 From: Near my daughters, Lansdale PA Member No.: 6,668 |
QUOTE (Spike @ Feb 28 2008, 10:28 PM)  You'd be surprised.... That was exactly what went through my mind. I know one of our players who'll jump if he sees this. |
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Feb 29 2008, 05:38 PM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
QUOTE (Tobias @ Feb 29 2008, 08:44 AM) Wow... Ninja gay porn adepts Twins ...Ninja gay pornstar adept elf twins. |
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Feb 29 2008, 06:27 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
sounds like the premise for a nice porn movie to me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Feb 29 2008, 07:55 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 325 Joined: 24-February 06 From: Kansas Member No.: 8,304 |
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Feb 29 2008, 01:27 PM) sounds like the premise for a nice porn movie to me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Porn movies have a Premise? I mean other then being porn? |
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Feb 29 2008, 09:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 830 Joined: 3-April 04 From: Columbus, Ohio Member No.: 6,215 |
I didn't think this stuff happened in my games....
But if I ever get arrested for ninjary, I sure hope the lead of the story is about the ninjary, rather than about the gay porn I've been in with my twin brother. Although, it would be nice to read an article in the paper where somebody's quoted about how good-looking I am.... Still, ninjary is the way to go when it comes to what you want everyone in the community finding out about, I think. |
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Feb 29 2008, 09:23 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
QUOTE (Cadmus @ Feb 29 2008, 08:55 PM) Porn movies have a Premise? I mean other then being porn? well they all seem to have some kind of shoestring story to justify all the action (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Feb 29 2008, 09:41 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
I only ever watch porn for the plot.
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Feb 29 2008, 09:48 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 715 Joined: 4-September 05 From: Metaplane GEPLK136 (The one with the lizards. You remember the lizards, don't you?) Member No.: 7,684 |
QUOTE (Fortune @ Feb 29 2008, 04:41 PM) I only ever watch porn for the plot. I'm all for the dialog and the music. "Excuse me ma'am. I brought your pizza. But I forgot my pants." *bow* *chick* *abow* *bow* |
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Feb 29 2008, 10:01 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
Did someone order a troll sausage pizza?
I watch porn for the special effects. It's amazing what they can accomplish with cornstarch and water these days... |
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Feb 29 2008, 10:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 811 Joined: 30-January 07 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 10,845 |
QUOTE (Fortune @ Feb 29 2008, 05:41 PM) I only ever watch porn for the plot. Plot's important, but it sure isn't why I watch it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I do think this totally lends to NPCs. Twin elves forced into a life of crime and gay porn. Im not sure how much the real story comes from crimal choice or survival, but I would totally play up the weak brothers trying to survive. Not sure when I will have a chance to use this. |
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Feb 29 2008, 10:49 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Someday I wanna see some porn that has incredibly deep social commentary so they'll be forced to show it to people in college whenever the subject of contemporary American culture comes up.
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Feb 29 2008, 11:03 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ Mar 1 2008, 09:49 AM) Someday I wanna see some porn that has incredibly deep social commentary so they'll be forced to show it to people in college whenever the subject of contemporary American culture comes up. Debbie Does Dallas! |
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Feb 29 2008, 11:55 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: 7-October 07 Member No.: 13,604 |
Actually, there were a lot of socially relevant porn flicks in the 70s. Sadly, with the birth of the ratings system, showing rape in a film dealing with it became taboo. More recently, several French films have attempted to resurrect hard-core in their social commentary, most notably "Baise Moi (Fuck Me)."
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Mar 1 2008, 12:20 AM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
the really scary thought is when pron have better plot then a hollywood movie...
btw, in norway only "soft" (no genitals in view and so on) porn is really allowed (but you can still import from across the border for private use), but there was a movie not to many years ago that while being otherwise "normal" showed a scene where a girl masturbated her boyfriend. talk about political fireworks... |
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