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PHILADELPHIA - Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.

Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney, 25, of suburban Pennsauken, N.J., were arrested Feb. 19 after authorities from a multistate task force said they watched the twins break into a South Philadelphia beauty shop through the roof.

The brothers are suspects in dozens of burglaries committed over the past 18 months throughout New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware, where intruders gained entry by hacking through the rooftops of businesses, the Philadelphia Daily News reported.

Keyontyli, arrested at the scene of the Philadelphia burglary, was released after posting bail. Taleon, arrested a short time later, was being held in a Philadelphia jail.

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The brothers have appeared in online gay porn videos under the names Teyon and Keyon, said Erik Schut of Philadelphia-based video retailer TLA Entertainment Group, which sells gay porn DVDs online.

He said they could have had a good career if they hadn't gotten in trouble.

"They are incredibly good-looking, and being identical twins, it's a novelty," Schut said.

Keyontyli has appeared in gay porn since at least 2002 and worked as a fashion model, while Taleon got involved in porn more recently.

Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police.

He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, 'You'll never catch me," Kunkel told the Daily News.

Taleon turned himself in a week later.

In January 2007, Taleon jumped 30 feet from the roof of a Camden, N.J., liquor store and swam across the frigid Cooper River before he was caught, police said.

"I told him he should have signed up for the Olympics," Zucker said. "The prosecutor and I even referred to him as Spider-Man."



My next Shadowrun Ninja will be thus named: Flipper.


AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO TELL ME ITS NOT REALISTIC
Wounded Ronin
Ha ha, the next time your gaming group complains about the immature player who wants to control twin gay porn star gymnasts tell them it's realistic and cite this story.
Whipstitch
Not that I imagine it comes up often.
Spike
You'd be surprised....
Method
Wow. I mean... like... wow. indifferent.gif
PBTHHHHT
wow...
Angelone
Gay porn is probably the most amusing of porn. Now I'm going to have to look these guys up.

Interesting character concepts gay/bi twin physads. Maybe when I get whacked again.
mfb
Keyontyli and Taleon? man, they even have elf names.
paws2sky
Talk about overachievers! This is made of 100% gold-plated WIN. grinbig.gif

I just have to include these guys in my campaign... hmm. Twin Elf Adepts who follow the Porno Way. cyber.gif
Lionhearted
old WoW saying: "Screenshot or it didn't happen!"
Tobias
Wow... Ninja gay porn adepts Twins
Daddy's Little Ninja
QUOTE (Spike @ Feb 28 2008, 10:28 PM) *
You'd be surprised....
That was exactly what went through my mind. I know one of our players who'll jump if he sees this.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (Tobias @ Feb 29 2008, 08:44 AM) *
Wow... Ninja gay porn adepts Twins

...Ninja gay pornstar adept elf twins.
hobgoblin
sounds like the premise for a nice porn movie to me wink.gif
Cadmus
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Feb 29 2008, 01:27 PM) *
sounds like the premise for a nice porn movie to me wink.gif



Porn movies have a Premise? I mean other then being porn?
CircuitBoyBlue
I didn't think this stuff happened in my games....

But if I ever get arrested for ninjary, I sure hope the lead of the story is about the ninjary, rather than about the gay porn I've been in with my twin brother. Although, it would be nice to read an article in the paper where somebody's quoted about how good-looking I am.... Still, ninjary is the way to go when it comes to what you want everyone in the community finding out about, I think.
hobgoblin
QUOTE (Cadmus @ Feb 29 2008, 08:55 PM) *
Porn movies have a Premise? I mean other then being porn?


well they all seem to have some kind of shoestring story to justify all the action wink.gif
Fortune
I only ever watch porn for the plot.
Feshy
QUOTE (Fortune @ Feb 29 2008, 04:41 PM) *
I only ever watch porn for the plot.


I'm all for the dialog and the music.

"Excuse me ma'am. I brought your pizza. But I forgot my pants." *bow* *chick* *abow* *bow*
DocTaotsu
Did someone order a troll sausage pizza?

I watch porn for the special effects. It's amazing what they can accomplish with cornstarch and water these days...
nathanross
QUOTE (Fortune @ Feb 29 2008, 05:41 PM) *
I only ever watch porn for the plot.

Plot's important, but it sure isn't why I watch it. biggrin.gif

I do think this totally lends to NPCs. Twin elves forced into a life of crime and gay porn. Im not sure how much the real story comes from crimal choice or survival, but I would totally play up the weak brothers trying to survive.

Not sure when I will have a chance to use this.
Wounded Ronin
Someday I wanna see some porn that has incredibly deep social commentary so they'll be forced to show it to people in college whenever the subject of contemporary American culture comes up.
Fortune
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ Mar 1 2008, 09:49 AM) *
Someday I wanna see some porn that has incredibly deep social commentary so they'll be forced to show it to people in college whenever the subject of contemporary American culture comes up.


Debbie Does Dallas!
Simon May
Actually, there were a lot of socially relevant porn flicks in the 70s. Sadly, with the birth of the ratings system, showing rape in a film dealing with it became taboo. More recently, several French films have attempted to resurrect hard-core in their social commentary, most notably "Baise Moi (Fuck Me)."
hobgoblin
the really scary thought is when pron have better plot then a hollywood movie...

btw, in norway only "soft" (no genitals in view and so on) porn is really allowed (but you can still import from across the border for private use), but there was a movie not to many years ago that while being otherwise "normal" showed a scene where a girl masturbated her boyfriend. talk about political fireworks...
clangedinn
dad?!?!


Seriously though jesus as if gay porn wasnt enough you are going to break into places also. I bet thier parents are so proud of thier darling little twins. I wanna meet these guys and jsut ask what they were thinking lol.

I wasnt aware that Norway as softcore only. well if ya need any good ole cock in snatch porn or something just holla i am sure we could start a real porn charity drive for all you thats goverments think that looking at a bare cock is vulger.
hobgoblin
like i said, one can still legally import from neighboring nations wink.gif

its not not allowed to show up cable, rent or otherwise make it available to others.

one guy tried to challenge that by printing magazines with illegal images on the cover and inside, and handed them out to people.

end of story, some runarounds in the legal system, and one or more new/reworked laws. then it was back to business as usual...

some seemed to have "fun" putting stickers over the "naughty" bits btw...

also, with there being a internet saturation of 80% or so, and more active mobile phone numbers then there are people, getting hold of the "good stuff" isnt exactly had. i challenge anyone to find a teen boy these days that have not seen, or have a burned cd/dvd of porn. err, outside of the group of religious people that have banned television in their community. that is, if they are still around...

yep, we have our share of those people to. but thankfully they are not so numerous that they have a significant impact on elections, yet...
Snow_Fox
Jay Leno covered this last night. He raised a good point, Exactly when/how did the police make the leap to knowing these guys did gay porn? Unless he was carrying a DVD when arrested....
"Hey Johnson, isn't that the guy from the disc we watched theo ther night?"
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