Broken CDs, How much damage do they do? Options

[Kagetenshi]

Ok, very true, the badass value of having destroyed someone with a broken CD might be worth it.
Hmm... an assassin who leaves a trail of bloody AOL cds in his/her wake...

~J

[Tanka]

Which leads us to another point that has no reason to exist other than it can...

Dikoted AOL CD Shards! :evil:

[StealthBanana]

You guys have reached a new level of retardation.

It's a CD. It won't do jack. You'll cut somebody slightly, they will shoot you in the face. Your dead, they have a little scratch, which would probably not give a wound modifier by the way. Stun represents trama to the vitals - a little cut won't do jack. Of course, you could go for the throat, but as I said, your opponent will most likely be armed. With a weapon. With which he/she will shoot you in the face with.

Now get out of here!

[moosegod]

But it's funny to discuss.

[StealthBanana]

It is indeed. I'm sorry.

I would just go for the eyes. Rend and cut the jelly like eyeball to pieces, all while screaming a primal battle call.

Yeah, I still think it's retarded :P.

[moosegod]

That's what makes it funny, fool. :D

[Tanka]

Whoa, whoa, whoa StealthBanana! :noflame:

I was in a random conversation with somebody and just really wanted to know what you guys thought. Apparently, those thoughts are too "retarded" to discuss, and yet people are discussing it. Before you go flinging names, give us something useful to chew on.

So... Like I said... Dikoted AOL CD Shards, anyone?

[nezumi]

Two notes.
1) America is gone, its UOL : ) (or COL or NANOL depending on where you are).
2) You have to add on separate damage do to Evil Taint (AOL/UOL or M$ only). I'd probably treat it as a poison with a touch vector that gradually EITHER degrades the MPCP chip on your deck by 1 point OR continually sucks 20Y from your account every month.

[BumsofTacoma]

1) cds are not in use anymore, chips, and the like are.

you cant dikote plactic cd's! the mechanics of it are mind boggling. they would disintegrate in the proccess!

just throw a damn ninja star, or shakram, hell throw a hubcap, a playing card a light bulb what ever you want, but the cd just aint gonna do anything but make them laugh and then as some one else just said, shoot you in the face, or legs if they think your funny enough to let live.


dikote a cd... sheesh, dikote you coffee mug to, hell dikote your fingernails while your at it.

sorry rent check bounced, and i have had too much coffee and tea, a llittle on edge.
:eek:

[Ol' Scratch]

MiniCDs still exist. They're really tiny, though.

And are you seriously saying that people wouldn't be laughing and shooting you in the face if you threw a light bulb, a playing card, or a hubcab instead? Ooookay.

[BumsofTacoma]

was mearly noting the obsurdity of it all, they would do the same in those situations.

hell a shurican isnt all that usefull unless you taking out unarmored tagrets.

bah ive been awake to long, my throught is sore from singing and chain smoking, but at least my bands album is starting to get off the ground.

first song came out pretty good, need drums and maybe some back up vocals.
ac to much valium..... i mean... er o i give up, going to sleep.

[Kagetenshi]

[Tanka]

Yeah. I'd do it in a fight (No guns, cowards!) just for the rumors it would spark.

"Did you hear? Tanka beat somebody up with an AOL CD!" "No way!" "I heard he cut the guy's jugular." "Yeah, well, I heard he cut his head right off!" "Oh YEAH?!" "Yeah!"

I can see it now...

No, wait, I can't, that's my hunger calling.

[D.Generate]

You all are going about this all wrong.... heres the situation:

You are being assulated by an unknown assailent while working late in you nice cozy office cubicle at your friendly Ares office complex. said assailent has you pinned back first down on the desk with a gun to your head asking you all sorts of questions about some new weapon system Ares is developing.... Seeing that you have already had just enough of your job, your co-wage slaves are pissing you off just about every other other day so you figure now is about hte best time as any to go "postal". Frantically twisting your head around to look for something anything you spot a 100 hour free UCOL v. 45.0 ...... reaching for the cd you grasp it in your hand and squeeze with all your desk jockey might, it cracks in 2 and in one fluid moment you jab half of the cd straight into the eye of your attacker and into his frontal lobe......

Who cares about damage codes if my players come up with something like that the guy is dead or severly incapacitated... some times you just have to say screw the rules and F the system cool-a-tude is everything in my game.

[StealthBanana]

I just said I thought it was retarded. Doesn't mean it's too retarded to discuss. Shit, I discuss things far more retarded everyday. I just had an itchy trigger finger and had to post somewhere. No hard feelings, I hope.

~SB

[moosegod]

I had an awesome idea!

Make a macaulti out of it! You know, the obsidian shards on a club the Azzies use?

[Tiralee]

Aztechnology office politics just got a little more interesting with that suggestion.

Not only is there blood spirits, power-hungry mages and a corporate culture of sacrifice, NOW we have to deal with the mail-boy waving one of these next run.

"Oh, god, it's just the mail-boy. Frag his ass and let's keep moving."
"Muuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhuhhhh!"
"The? What is he waving....Arrrgh, my arm, goddammit, my arm!"



L;

[moosegod]

Or Azzie blood sacrifices.

*snap*

Team: "What was that?"
*slice*
FIREBALL, FORCE 12!

Team barely survives: "Alright, who left the blood mage with a CD?"

[tisoz]

[Kagetenshi]

But it is in fact UOL, UCAS OnLine, more for RL legal reasons than anything else.

~J

Edit: and AOL is still AOL in Mongolia, so UOL would still be UOL in the CAS or NAN.