 Personality Software, Oh, the possibilities. |
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 May 31 2008, 03:58 AM
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Running Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,359 Joined: 25-June 02 From: Vancouver, B.C., Canada (go Canucks!) Member No.: 2,904  |
Imagine Cyberbreasts, each one with a different personality. Ya know how guys tend to talk to breasts? One could say, "Look up and talk to the face!" The other, "Hey, I LIKE the attention..."
Or a cyberpenis in tight bicycle shorts mufflingly saying, "Let me out! I can't breathe in here!" |
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May 31 2008, 04:17 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 31-May 08 Member No.: 16,021 |
I will hate to said this but it can be done with an improved model of cyber implant, only have to add some speakers and a program designed to be a personality, if they have AI in shadowrun why not to have a lower powered personality on a penis, or breast, a bit useless but who am i to say that.
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May 31 2008, 04:19 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,058 Joined: 4-February 08 Member No.: 15,640 |
Give the implants cyber spurs, for when you really need to stick it to someone... and.... um... nm I'll stop there.
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May 31 2008, 04:46 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 228 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Melbourne Member No.: 652 |
Am I the only one here thinking "Puppetry of the Penis" here?
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May 31 2008, 04:06 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,653 Joined: 22-January 08 Member No.: 15,430 |
Hey, and while we're at it, let's give personality software to turds and whatever else we can think of that's totally sophomoric. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif)
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Jun 1 2008, 02:54 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,359 Joined: 25-June 02 From: Vancouver, B.C., Canada (go Canucks!) Member No.: 2,904 |
You're no fun at all, Larme! No personality software for you!
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Jun 1 2008, 03:06 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 228 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Melbourne Member No.: 652 |
Sort of changes the phrase "Want to meet my Johnson" a bit doesn't it? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Jun 1 2008, 03:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
QUOTE (last_of_the_great_mikeys @ May 31 2008, 10:54 PM)  You're no fun at all, Larme! No personality software for you! No, no, you got it all wrong, Last. Extra personality software for Larme! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) But on another note, I can't possibly see any actual use for such a thing. Who wants a body part with it's own personality? "I'd love to give you a back rub, but my hands think you're a complete psycho." Just the thing to make a great impression. |
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Jun 1 2008, 09:33 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,629 Joined: 14-December 06 Member No.: 10,361 |
Well, your penis can judge you in the mirror for a change.
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Jun 1 2008, 10:59 AM
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Shadow Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 2-June 06 From: Secret Tunnels under the UK (South West) Member No.: 8,636 |
Great. Now my penis doesn't even need me to chat up a girl, it can do it itself. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/embarrassed.gif) Why don't I just fit the thing with drone motors and send it off by itself. It would look a bit like this, I guess. At least I'd be able to get on with my work.
Somehow, when I saw this thread title, I in no way imagined the subject matter. |
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Jun 1 2008, 12:55 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 228 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Melbourne Member No.: 652 |
QUOTE (knasser @ Jun 1 2008, 08:59 PM) Great. Now my penis doesn't even need me to chat up a girl, it can do it itself. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/embarrassed.gif) This so reminds meof a fewcartoons I've seen over the years. I kind of like the idea of putting an ear onto the palm of your hand, and a little proggy so that it can speak as well."Talk to the hand..." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Jun 2 2008, 12:23 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,359 Joined: 25-June 02 From: Vancouver, B.C., Canada (go Canucks!) Member No.: 2,904 |
Imagine a cyberear on a thespian during a performance of Julius Caesar.
*Actor* "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears..." *Ear* "Screw that! You talk too much!" |
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Jun 2 2008, 02:18 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
However, I would love a personality software upgrade on my commlink. If you saw Iron Man, the voice of Jarvis was just too funny sometimes and extremely helpful at other times when it was important. "Oh yes. Now you will blend right in."
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Jun 2 2008, 05:42 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 830 Joined: 3-April 04 From: Columbus, Ohio Member No.: 6,215 |
QUOTE (annachie @ May 31 2008, 12:46 AM) Am I the only one here thinking "Puppetry of the Penis" here? Yes. QUOTE (Larme @ May 31 2008, 12:06 PM) Hey, and while we're at it, let's give personality software to turds and whatever else we can think of that's totally sophomoric. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif) Normally, it's annoying when someone goes ahead and posts in a thread they think is stupid. But the title of this thread is a little decepitve... |
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