 Funny Real World Shadowrun Idea, KFC Better Look Out! |
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 Sep 9 2008, 02:40 PM
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Sep 9 2008, 06:36 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
QUOTE (JoshuaR @ Sep 9 2008, 10:40 AM)  I found this article on Yahoo today and all I could think was that it was begging to become a Shadowrun. I wrote a bit about it here on my blog. It just seems to perfect. Hah, I was about to post about it too after I read it. You beat me to it. It was interesting reading about their old security system for the recipe. I wonder how the new system will be like. So only 2 execs at any time knows of the recipe, I wonder if they'd be even more afraid about someone knowing the recipe in the shadowrun world with stuff like mind probe. |
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Sep 9 2008, 07:47 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Every time they have to check it out, the person does what needs doing, then takes Laes. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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Sep 11 2008, 01:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 464 Joined: 3-March 06 From: CalFree Member No.: 8,329 |
Five parts salt, one part each: black pepper, paprika, garlic powder, and MSG. That's not eleven, I know -- part of keeping it a secret is misdirection and the other part is
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Sep 11 2008, 01:44 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
"Great, now we're going to have to find a new Decker."
"And some air fresheners. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww... Burned brains." |
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Sep 11 2008, 03:40 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Well... I guess we can turn his body in for some nuyen.
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Sep 11 2008, 10:04 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,141 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 2,048 |
11th secret ingredient is love?
Alright who has been playing with the mass spectrometer? |
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Sep 11 2008, 10:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 325 Joined: 9-December 06 From: the Maaatlock-Expressway! Member No.: 10,326 |
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT @ Sep 10 2008, 10:40 PM) Well... I guess we can turn his body in for some nuyen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) "KFC of Louisville, CAS denies any rumors of involvement in the recent surge in local illegal trafficking in human bodies, KFC spokesman Brian Lawringer said at yesterday's press-conference in response to claims that in at least one case, private investigators were able to trace RFID signals of the implants of a recently deceased local businessman to the Richmond-based Spice'R'Us, a wholly-owned subsidiary of KFC. In further news..." ... "Okay, here's your five grand. Get out the back door!" |
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Sep 12 2008, 12:45 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
QUOTE (Naysayer @ Sep 11 2008, 05:48 AM) "KFC of Louisville, CAS denies any rumors of involvement in the recent surge in local illegal trafficking in human bodies, KFC spokesman Brian Lawringer said at yesterday's press-conference in response to claims that in at least one case, private investigators were able to trace RFID signals of the implants of a recently deceased local businessman to the Richmond-based Spice'R'Us, a wholly-owned subsidiary of KFC. In further news..." ... "Okay, here's your five grand. Get out the back door!" The 11th secret spice... peeeeoppppleeee! It's made out of peeeeeooppppleeeeee!!!!! |
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Sep 12 2008, 01:21 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
"Wow man... That'd explain the line of Ghouls we have out the door..."
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