QUOTE (Naysayer @ Sep 11 2008, 05:48 AM)
"KFC of Louisville, CAS denies any rumors of involvement in the recent surge in local illegal trafficking in human bodies, KFC spokesman Brian Lawringer said at yesterday's press-conference in response to claims that in at least one case, private investigators were able to trace RFID signals of the implants of a recently deceased local businessman to the Richmond-based Spice'R'Us, a wholly-owned subsidiary of KFC. In further news..."
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"Okay, here's your five grand. Get out the back door!"
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