Comical Shadowrun phrases to live by, come on I know we all have some good ones Options

[Redcrow]

Runner: "We're the best runners in town. Have you ever heard about us Mr. Johnson?"
Mr Johnson: "Never."
Runner: "Err... My point exactly. In this business, discretion is the key. We're top of the game: nobody's ever heard of us."

+1 Karma for you. That one actually made me laugh. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif)




Common Troll saying: "Fragile things dropped from a great height make a nice sound"

[Abstruse]

In the spirit of some of the earlier quotes: Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Some others from my games:

"Oh come on, it's just a puppy!" Someone obviously has never seen an awakened dingo before...

"How many floors are left?" "Four." "Damn, KNEW I should've bought another fifty kilos..."

Two members of a team of five are down, the other two on the run from the Tir Paladins with multiple wounds. "Note to self: It is pronounced 'Prince Surehand', not 'Ponce'."

"Okay, let me give you a piece of advice my father's father told my father and I'm going to tell you...when the cybered-up troll with the 40 lb sledgehammer asks you to do something, DO IT!"

"Okay, here's the plan..." "And when that doesn't work?" "The usual." "Twenty kilos of C12 and a minigun?" "Yep."

"Step 1: If it moves, shoot it until it stops. Step 2: Keep shooting until you're empty. Step 3: Reload. Step 4: Repeat Step 2." Said by one of my players before a run on a bug hive.

[TommyTwoToes]

There are no civilians. Only instant stuntmen.

OK now to make a character who has the minor delusion that he thinks he is a character in a spy movie.....

[Belvidere]

What Would Dunkelzahn Do?

Someone should start getting these made and passing them out at cons to Shadowrun players!

[Wandering One]

2 out of 7 characters left, deep in trouble on a run.

"It geeked the mage, broke the troll, blue screened the techno, hacked the rigger, and shot the gun-bunny. What the hell is this thing?"

Things finally clicked into place for the other character. "A Johnson."

[BookWyrm]

Use the translation of my sig: "Don't just think, scheme!"

Never look a gift dragon in the mouth.
A fool & their nuyen are soon parted limbs.
It's a hellhound-eat-hellhound world, & I'm wearing Milk-Bone supports.

[Xahn Borealis]

If at first you don't succeed, the solution is moot. You haven't succeeded.
If at first you don't succeed, someone else has.