Where is the original pornomancer thread?, Please no crap about the search function Options

[The Jake]

I just went through 7 pages and couldn't find it. If it exists it certainly doesn't exist with that in the thread title, making it far too poorly buried to reference adequately.

Thanks in advance,

- Jarrod

[Dwight]

I just went through 7 pages and couldn't find it. If it exists it certainly doesn't exist with that in the thread title, making it far too poorly buried to reference adequately.

Thanks in advance,

- Jarrod

http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=11911

It wasn't in the title, it wasn't even named by the original poster. Glyph though is the guilty party of the character christened as such and fellow going by Frackula coined the name (and forever seared a bad, bad image into our minds).

P.S. You can tweak your Search's sorting, it makes it much easier to pick out the original (AKA oldest) reference.

[Muspellsheimr]

I would just like to add that it took me less than a minute to find that thread using Search, before I even opened this one to see it already posted. I also have never before seen this original thread.

In other words, use the damn search next time.

[The Jake]

I would just like to add that it took me less than a minute to find that thread using Search, before I even opened this one to see it already posted. I also have never before seen this original thread.

In other words, use the damn search next time.

I actually did use the search function. That's what I meant by 7 pages. While I can only aspire to your level of awesomeness Muspellsheimr, you'll just have to tolerate us mere mortals in the interim.

Failing that, if you don't have anything helpful to add in future then maybe you should just shut the hell up?

Dwight, thanks for the advise mate. Will take that onboard next time.

- J.

[The Jake]

For anyone that hasn't seen the thread, I'll save you the time. Best. Post. Ever.

Elf with 7 Charisma (since only one stat can be maxed out, and it will be Magic for this build) and 6 Magic (but reduced to 5 from bioware). Qualities: Adept, Aptitude/Con, First Impression, Home Ground, and Mentor Spirit (Seductress). Get Con at 7 and specialize in Seduction. For adept powers, get Kinesics: 5 and Improved Ability/Con: 3. For bioware, get Tailored Pheromes: 3.

That's 7 (Charisma) + 7 (Con) + 2 (specialization) +2 (Home Ground) +2 (First Impression) +2 (Mentor Spirit bonus) +5 (Kinesics) + 3 (Improved Ability) +3 (Tailored Pheromes) = 33 dice. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/love.gif)
Congratulations sir, you've gone beyond Gigolo, and have invented the Pornomancer Adept.

GM: Three guards at the door. They want to see your SIN.
ADEPT: Are they women?
GM: No.
ADEPT: Are they gay?
GM: No.
ADEPT: I'm going to seduce them anyway. *rolls 28 successes* They're gay for me now! I release my godlike tower of man-meat, and it is pleased.
GM: Stop! Stop!
ADEPT: I say to the guards: "Behold my enormous SIN!"
GM: Every police station in town saw your SIN. Lone Star surrounds you. They're about to arrest you for violating every public nudity law ever made.
ADEPT: No problem. I seduce them too.

- J.

[Muspellsheimr]

Okay, suggestion. Search for Pornomancer (text & title), by date. Go to the last date that shows up & take a look at the thread. In this case, there was a link to the pornomancer thread. More often, it will be said thread.

If that does not work, then try the next-to-last date, or show by posts (only those with Pornomancer in them will be there), allowing you to see the first post with the search phrase in it.

[Warentester]

I would just like to add that it took me less than a minute to find that thread using Search, before I even opened this one to see it already posted. I also have never before seen this original thread.

In other words, use the damn search next time.

Yeah, his highness is familiar with the search engine here and knows how to play it. But his willingness to share his knowledge is unfortunately pretty limited. Luckily for us unworthy he did!

[raggedhalo]

Awesome.

But surely only one _Physical or Mental_ Attribute can be maxed? So you could have Charisma 8 and Magic 6 to start with..?

[gtjormungand]

But surely only one _Physical or Mental_ Attribute can be maxed? So you could have Charisma 8 and Magic 6 to start with..?

Magic isn't a physical or mental attribute. It's independent.

[raggedhalo]

That was exactly my point. In the quoted pornomancer, Frackula says:

Elf with 7 Charisma (since only one stat can be maxed out, and it will be Magic for this build) and 6 Magic (but reduced to 5 from bioware).

My point was that only one _Physical or Mental_ stat can be maxed out, so the pornomancer can have Charisma 8 and Magic 6 (reduced to 5 from bioware) and thus have even more dice for seduction.

[darthmord]

Might be one point lower due to cost. That's 25 BP for that last point to max an attribute.

[Mäx]

For anyone that hasn't seen the thread, I'll save you the time. Best. Post. Ever.




- J.

Thas one awesome post, but ofcource the dicepool is some 20 dice behind times.
I think i made it into 53 dice last time with RC. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)

[The Jake]

Thas one awesome post, but ofcource the dicepool is some 20 dice behind times.
I think i made it into 53 dice last time with RC. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)

Source/build please?

- J.

[JeffSz]

That was exactly my point. In the quoted pornomancer, Frackula says:



My point was that only one _Physical or Mental_ stat can be maxed out, so the pornomancer can have Charisma 8 and Magic 6 (reduced to 5 from bioware) and thus have even more dice for seduction.

*Sputters* The pornomancer doesn't NEED another die (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

[Dwight]

*Sputters* The pornomancer doesn't NEED another die (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

Meh, I dunno if I'd do it, anyways. 33 dice is nice, but 34 dice is kind of edging into munchkin territory, ya know?

[Mäx]

Source/build please?

- J.

Surged dryad adept with
Charisma 13(Metegenic Improvement (Charisma)+Genetic Optimization (Charisma) via Genetic Heritage+speedball of Ex,red mescaline and novacoke)
Con (Seduction) 6
National Fame
Tailored Pheromones 3
Enhanced Phermone Receptors 3
Vocal Range Enhancer
Improved Social Ability [Con] 3
Kinesics 5
Rating 6 emotitoy


3+13+8+4+3+2+1+3+5+6= 48
Add to that some positive social modifiers and where over 50
+2 for being a babe
+2 from target bieng friendly
+1 for the end result being positive for target
and where in the 53 dice

[hobgoblin]

i need another box of 36 D6's it seems...

also, this got to be my favorite post about said dice monster:
http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?show...mp;#entry545898

[yukongil]

at last night's game I was telling my fellow players about this absurdly hilarious character and thus we came up with his tagline;

The Pornomancer
"If you see him cuming, it's already too late!"

[InfinityzeN]

*CHOKE*

Thats just... wrong...

[hobgoblin]

im tempted to ask what you choked on...

and im also tempted to dig up the thread of shadowrun related porn movie titles...

[InfinityzeN]

There is a thread of shadowrun related porn movie titles?!

[Dwight]

Welcome to the Internet.

[Stahlseele]

There is a thread of shadowrun related porn movie titles?!

http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?show...hl=porno+movies
Skin Enemax 2070 or something like that

[hobgoblin]

http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=19905

enjoy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

well oops, ninjad. and by a troll no less (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif)

[Stahlseele]

You won't ever see me cumming! *snickers*