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  Mar 3 2009, 04:23 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 346 Joined: 17-September 06 From: Utah USA Member No.: 9,402  |
Anyone else notice that elves are super buoyant? Check page 119 SR4. I thought that elves were a bit more lean than humans. Faerie magic perhaps? Kind of an odd advantage. Wonder what the reasoning was.
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Mar 3 2009, 04:33 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Any Elf automatically gets the exceptionally low body fat modifier and has a cumulative -1, of course. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Mar 3 2009, 04:35 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 346 Joined: 17-September 06 From: Utah USA Member No.: 9,402 |
QUOTE (Ancient History @ Mar 3 2009, 12:33 AM)  Any Elf automatically gets the exceptionally low body fat modifier and has a cumulative -1, of course. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) You are a genius! Stick it to those uppity elves! |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:08 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,745 Joined: 30-November 07 From: St. Louis Streets Member No.: 14,433 |
All elves are witches.
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Mar 3 2009, 05:16 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,537 Joined: 27-August 06 From: Albuquerque NM Member No.: 9,234 |
Burn Them!
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Mar 3 2009, 05:17 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 247 Joined: 28-November 04 Member No.: 6,852 |
QUOTE (Mickle5125 @ Mar 3 2009, 12:08 AM) All elves are witches. QUOTE (kzt @ Mar 3 2009, 12:16 AM) Burn Them! It's a fair cop... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif) |
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Mar 3 2009, 06:17 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 619 Joined: 24-July 08 From: Resonance Realms, behind the 2nd Star Member No.: 16,162 |
But a Duck is a witch too!
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Mar 3 2009, 06:18 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
Nono, the witch weighs the same as a duck.
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Mar 3 2009, 06:57 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 346 Joined: 17-September 06 From: Utah USA Member No.: 9,402 |
QUOTE (Mickle5125 @ Mar 3 2009, 01:08 AM) All elves are witches. Wait a moment, what makes you think they are witches? |
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Mar 3 2009, 07:04 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 619 Joined: 24-July 08 From: Resonance Realms, behind the 2nd Star Member No.: 16,162 |
She turned me into a Newt!
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Mar 3 2009, 09:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 997 Joined: 20-October 08 Member No.: 16,537 |
QUOTE (GreyBrother @ Mar 3 2009, 08:04 AM) She turned me into a Newt! Are you sure it wasn't just SURGE? |
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Mar 3 2009, 10:16 AM
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QUOTE (AllTheNothing @ Mar 3 2009, 09:34 AM) Are you sure it wasn't just SURGE? I got better |
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Mar 3 2009, 04:34 PM
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This thread made my day.
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 Mar 3 2009, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Mar 3 2009, 01:18 AM) Nono, the witch weighs the same as a duck. ...and a duck floats like wood. ...so, elves are made of wood. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Mar 3 2009, 05:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 619 Joined: 24-July 08 From: Resonance Realms, behind the 2nd Star Member No.: 16,162 |
BURN HER ALREADY!
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Mar 3 2009, 05:56 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,851 Joined: 15-February 08 From: Indianapolis Member No.: 15,686 |
That isn't her nose! It's a false one!
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Mar 3 2009, 06:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 337 Joined: 1-September 06 From: LI, New York Member No.: 9,286 |
QUOTE (Wesley Street @ Mar 3 2009, 12:56 PM) That isn't her nose! It's a false one! Would sound better with: "That isn't her ears! They are fake ones!" And I think you got the quote wrong... But then again it has been a few months since I have seen MP:HG IIRC: "This isn't my nose its a fake one." The "witch" was speaking about herself... |
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Mar 3 2009, 07:50 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
"They/We aall flooaat doown heeree! Coomee aand jooiin uuss!"
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Mar 3 2009, 07:51 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,245 Joined: 27-April 07 From: Running the streets of Southeast Virginia Member No.: 11,548 |
Of course Elves float. They are dandelion eaters and we all know how well dandelions float in the air.
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Mar 3 2009, 09:26 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
What about Dryads? Clearly elves and clearly made of wood.
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Mar 3 2009, 10:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,141 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 2,048 |
Elves are like cord wood, just throw another on the fire.
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Mar 3 2009, 10:52 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,745 Joined: 30-November 07 From: St. Louis Streets Member No.: 14,433 |
QUOTE (Ayeohx @ Mar 3 2009, 12:57 AM) Wait a moment, what makes you think they are witches? monty python and the holy grail skit. Go and rent it. watch it. enjoy it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU |
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Mar 3 2009, 11:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 346 Joined: 17-September 06 From: Utah USA Member No.: 9,402 |
QUOTE (Mickle5125 @ Mar 3 2009, 06:52 PM) monty python and the holy grail skit. Go and rent it. watch it. enjoy it. Got it. Own it. Love it. Just trying to get the skit on track. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Wonder what other hidden bonuses and negatives the races have that aren't listed in the character gen section. (Yes, orcs and trolls have larger baby makers, we know, but other than that...) |
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Mar 4 2009, 12:28 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
Of course elves float.
But you can't have a Monty Python hijacked thread without THIS! and THIS is just thrown in for laughs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Mar 4 2009, 02:45 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
A friend of mine has the rabbit. In two sizes. We actually used them instead of D&D minis once (nothing we had was large enough--our minis top out at "Huge" and we needed a colossal sized creature).
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