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Ayeohx
post Mar 3 2009, 04:23 AM
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Anyone else notice that elves are super buoyant? Check page 119 SR4. I thought that elves were a bit more lean than humans. Faerie magic perhaps? Kind of an odd advantage. Wonder what the reasoning was.
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post Mar 3 2009, 04:33 AM
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Any Elf automatically gets the exceptionally low body fat modifier and has a cumulative -1, of course. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Mar 3 2009, 04:35 AM
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QUOTE (Ancient History @ Mar 3 2009, 12:33 AM) *
Any Elf automatically gets the exceptionally low body fat modifier and has a cumulative -1, of course. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


You are a genius! Stick it to those uppity elves!
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post Mar 3 2009, 05:08 AM
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All elves are witches.
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post Mar 3 2009, 05:16 AM
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Burn Them!
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post Mar 3 2009, 05:17 AM
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QUOTE (Mickle5125 @ Mar 3 2009, 12:08 AM) *
All elves are witches.



QUOTE (kzt @ Mar 3 2009, 12:16 AM) *
Burn Them!



It's a fair cop... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif)
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post Mar 3 2009, 06:17 AM
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But a Duck is a witch too!
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post Mar 3 2009, 06:18 AM
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Nono, the witch weighs the same as a duck.
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post Mar 3 2009, 06:57 AM
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QUOTE (Mickle5125 @ Mar 3 2009, 01:08 AM) *
All elves are witches.


Wait a moment, what makes you think they are witches?
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post Mar 3 2009, 07:04 AM
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She turned me into a Newt!
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post Mar 3 2009, 09:34 AM
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QUOTE (GreyBrother @ Mar 3 2009, 08:04 AM) *
She turned me into a Newt!

Are you sure it wasn't just SURGE?
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post Mar 3 2009, 10:16 AM
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QUOTE (AllTheNothing @ Mar 3 2009, 09:34 AM) *
Are you sure it wasn't just SURGE?

I got better
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post Mar 3 2009, 04:34 PM
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This thread made my day.
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post Mar 3 2009, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Mar 3 2009, 01:18 AM) *
Nono, the witch weighs the same as a duck.


...and a duck floats like wood.

...so, elves are made of wood. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Mar 3 2009, 05:41 PM
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BURN HER ALREADY!
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post Mar 3 2009, 05:56 PM
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That isn't her nose! It's a false one!
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post Mar 3 2009, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (Wesley Street @ Mar 3 2009, 12:56 PM) *
That isn't her nose! It's a false one!

Would sound better with:
"That isn't her ears! They are fake ones!"




And I think you got the quote wrong... But then again it has been a few months since I have seen MP:HG
IIRC: "This isn't my nose its a fake one."
The "witch" was speaking about herself...
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post Mar 3 2009, 07:50 PM
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"They/We aall flooaat doown heeree! Coomee aand jooiin uuss!"
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post Mar 3 2009, 07:51 PM
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Of course Elves float. They are dandelion eaters and we all know how well dandelions float in the air.
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post Mar 3 2009, 09:26 PM
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What about Dryads? Clearly elves and clearly made of wood.
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post Mar 3 2009, 10:06 PM
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Elves are like cord wood, just throw another on the fire.

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post Mar 3 2009, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (Ayeohx @ Mar 3 2009, 12:57 AM) *
Wait a moment, what makes you think they are witches?


monty python and the holy grail skit. Go and rent it. watch it. enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU
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post Mar 3 2009, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE (Mickle5125 @ Mar 3 2009, 06:52 PM) *
monty python and the holy grail skit. Go and rent it. watch it. enjoy it.


Got it. Own it. Love it. Just trying to get the skit on track. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Wonder what other hidden bonuses and negatives the races have that aren't listed in the character gen section. (Yes, orcs and trolls have larger baby makers, we know, but other than that...)
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post Mar 4 2009, 12:28 AM
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Of course elves float.

But you can't have a Monty Python hijacked thread without THIS!

and THIS is just thrown in for laughs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Mar 4 2009, 02:45 AM
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A friend of mine has the rabbit. In two sizes. We actually used them instead of D&D minis once (nothing we had was large enough--our minis top out at "Huge" and we needed a colossal sized creature).
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