Anyone else notice that elves are super buoyant? Check page 119 SR4. I thought that elves were a bit more lean than humans. Faerie magic perhaps? Kind of an odd advantage. Wonder what the reasoning was.

Any Elf automatically gets the exceptionally low body fat modifier and has a cumulative -1, of course.

You are a genius! Stick it to those uppity elves!

All elves are witches.

Burn Them!

It's a fair cop...

But a Duck is a witch too!

Nono, the witch weighs the same as a duck.

Wait a moment, what makes you think they are witches?

She turned me into a Newt!

Are you sure it wasn't just SURGE?

I got better

This thread made my day.

...and a duck floats like wood.

...so, elves are made of wood.

BURN HER ALREADY!

That isn't her nose! It's a false one!

Would sound better with:
"That isn't her ears! They are fake ones!"




And I think you got the quote wrong... But then again it has been a few months since I have seen MP:HG
IIRC: "This isn't my nose its a fake one."
The "witch" was speaking about herself...

"They/We aall flooaat doown heeree! Coomee aand jooiin uuss!"

Of course Elves float. They are dandelion eaters and we all know how well dandelions float in the air.

What about Dryads? Clearly elves and clearly made of wood.

Elves are like cord wood, just throw another on the fire.

monty python and the holy grail skit. Go and rent it. watch it. enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

Got it. Own it. Love it. Just trying to get the skit on track.

Wonder what other hidden bonuses and negatives the races have that aren't listed in the character gen section. (Yes, orcs and trolls have larger baby makers, we know, but other than that...)

Of course elves float.

But you can't have a Monty Python hijacked thread without THIS!

and THIS is just thrown in for laughs.

A friend of mine has the rabbit. In two sizes. We actually used them instead of D&D minis once (nothing we had was large enough--our minis top out at "Huge" and we needed a colossal sized creature).

Being little mounds of muscle, dwarves probably sink like stones. I bet the feel-good simsense release of the 2070 Christmas season was about a dwarf who made the UCAS Olympic swim team.

Never try to out drink a dwarf, unless you're a troll with toxin extractor (page 245 SR4).

And women need more than invisibility to hide during that special time of the month (isn't there cyber to deal with this drek?)... (page 254 SR4)