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 Aug 2 2010, 08:36 PM
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#151
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Runner  Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688  |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Aug 2 2010, 08:21 PM)  But if it gets too out-of-hand, someone might have a cow. It behooves us to get this back on topic. On topic? This is a Prime, Grade-A example of potent quotables. |
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Aug 2 2010, 09:04 PM
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#152
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,451 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 4,488 |
Okay, that's it. Everyone in this thread dies. You were warned.
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Aug 2 2010, 09:05 PM
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#153
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Don't have a cow, man.
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Aug 2 2010, 09:06 PM
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#154
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,996 Joined: 1-June 10 Member No.: 18,649 |
He's going to make mincemeat out of us.
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Aug 2 2010, 09:13 PM
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#155
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
We're going to be the victims of Abtruse's own brand of justice!
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Aug 2 2010, 09:17 PM
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#156
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
That kind of violent threat could make a stampede!
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Aug 2 2010, 09:30 PM
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#157
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,579 Joined: 30-May 06 From: SoCal Member No.: 8,626 |
These puns are making me absolutely curdle.
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Aug 2 2010, 09:45 PM
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#158
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
But they aren't that terrible. Some of these Dumpshockers can be like a bull in a china shop.
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Aug 2 2010, 09:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
People are just being sour.
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Aug 2 2010, 10:01 PM
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#160
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
One would have to be a bit bull headed to further comment on this.
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Aug 2 2010, 10:17 PM
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#161
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Target Group: Members Posts: 21 Joined: 8-April 09 Member No.: 17,060 |
Our GM's wife plays with us, he manages her character's design, and she plays it.
GM - Damn, I forgot your character sheet, honey, but it's okay, I know most of the dice pools. Wife - Nope. Write out a new sheet. GM - We're late getting started already, it'd take too long. Wife - It's your marital duty! GM- *Sighs, scribbles out a few words, slides over a sheet of recently-blank paper.* It reads simply: 14 dice. |
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Aug 2 2010, 10:45 PM
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#162
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
The page and a half of puns were neat. It's a shame to put something like that behind us, but aparently Abstruse belives such threads to be sacred. Someone should save the rough draft of those though, because such a thing truly was epic. An additional thumbs-up to all the mavericks who refused to be cowed by Abstruse.
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Aug 2 2010, 10:53 PM
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#163
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Aug 2 2010, 10:45 PM) The page and a half of puns were neat. It's a shame to put something like that behind us, but aparently Abstruse belives such threads to be sacred. Someone should save the rough draft of those though, because such a thing truly was epic. An additional thumbs-up to all the mavericks who refused to be cowed by Abstruse. Fffff. We can mosey on with the rest of the herd when we like. |
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Aug 2 2010, 10:58 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,451 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 4,488 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Aug 2 2010, 04:45 PM) The page and a half of puns were neat. It's a shame to put something like that behind us, but aparently Abstruse belives such threads to be sacred. Someone should save the rough draft of those though, because such a thing truly was epic. An additional thumbs-up to all the mavericks who refused to be cowed by Abstruse. Okay, half of those weren't even cow puns. You die slowest. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:08 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Abstruse @ Aug 2 2010, 05:58 PM) Okay, half of those weren't even cow puns. You die slowest. 1) A Neat is a horned cow. 2) Cows are sacred in India. 3) Cows are draft animals. 4) Mavericks are unbranded bovines (male or female) in North America. 5) Doesn't need explanation. You need to read up on your cow facts, boy-o. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:10 PM
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#166
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,148 Joined: 27-February 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 8,314 |
It might be time to hoof it. We're whey off topic, and some of these puns are smelling of a dairy-air. I'd stop if I wasn't hyped up on calf-iene. Abstruse at this point would never have herd of it if someone hadn't been a cattle-tail, but maybe we can make things butter for him. With little prodding, I think I can cowculate our chances of getting a shank. Enough ribbing, though -- I think we may have been grilled enough. As I've said to my friend Charles, "Keep your feet on the ground Chuck."
And now you know the roast of the story. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:15 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Dear $Diety in $Afterlife, what have I unleashed upon this forum???
*Sees the Devil's Herd being chased by the Ghost Riders in the sky* I did not do that. I blame the Toxic Shaman. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:25 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,679 Joined: 19-September 09 Member No.: 17,652 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 2 2010, 07:15 PM) Dear $Diety in $Afterlife, what have I unleashed upon this forum??? *Sees the Devil's Herd being chased by the Ghost Riders in the sky* I did not do that. I blame the Toxic Shaman. Lucky for you the start was either Martain or me. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
Now wait just a minotaur, that's bull, trying to pin all this on me. It behooves you to remember that although I made the first pun I certainly wasn't trying to rope you cowpokes in to following me.
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Aug 2 2010, 11:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
Herd mentality. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Aug 2 2010, 11:40 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Well I certainly didn't Buffalo you folks into doing this!
I just commented on my adventure that involved a coked up cow. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:42 PM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,148 Joined: 27-February 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 8,314 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 2 2010, 06:40 PM) Well I certainly didn't Buffalo you folks into doing this! I just commented on my adventure that involved a coked up cow. ... opening the door for drug puns ... |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:52 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,679 Joined: 19-September 09 Member No.: 17,652 |
Was it at least a high profit mission? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Aug 2 2010, 11:56 PM
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#174
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Karoline @ Aug 2 2010, 11:52 PM) Was it at least a high profit mission? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Probably got a heck of a cut out of it. |
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Aug 2 2010, 11:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
You have to admit, the mission would weed out the less paranoid runners.
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