Potent Quotables, Your best Shadowrun Quotes Options

[Doc Chase]

Not that I found either one. :-\
But yes.

Here and here.

[jaellot]

Got a few good quotes from all these years.

From my first gaming session ever (SR2 no less)-

Me- Okay, I quick draw my predator.
GM- Okay, roll your Firearms skill...
Me-... Firearms skill?

From my second gaming session ever (Again, SR2, and I had remedied that Firearms skill problem)

Me- I'm lobbing a grenade at the cockroach shaman.
GM- Roll your Throwing skill.
Me- ...Throwing skill?

And now as a much wiser and more experienced GM myself (SR3 this time), the team was on an Astral Quest in the realm of Fear. My buddy had this enemy elf mage...-

Me- Okay, he's 12 ft. tall and his eyes are made of fire. He's casually walking your way, obviously intent on killing the shit out of you.
Buddy- I'm shooting in the face. I got Pistols, Smartlink, Combat Pool ::The sound of an enormous handful of dice being rattled for the roll of a lifetime::
Me- Cool. You want to roll that, or should I just tell you how it fails?

[Draco18s]

Here and here.

Yes, thanks.
(And I swear that Cory's red hot-air balloon was featured at least once).

[Laodicea]

"I'm going to Magic Finger the kitty."

[CanRay]

In my best (Which still isn't too good) Irish Accent: "I got a bus." Says the Elven IRA Member the Shadowrunners were working with one mission.

The scary thing is, he's airtight sealed the bus, and commented about getting the right mix of propane for it...

[Mayhem_2006]

"Ok, don't forget - we need to take the Locksmith alive."

"Right - I'll go around the back of the shop whilst you go in the front?"

"Why?"

"In case he makes a bolt for the door..."

[Ascalaphus]

arrgh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

[CanRay]

*Introducing the Ork Hacker to the rest of the group, none of which suffer from HMHVV* "Looks, here's a Crucifix or a Star of David, or whatever makes you go away. I didn't watch the movie."

[Jhaiisiin]

One that I got reminded of recently. I was GMing at the time and right in the middle of a section of narration, I sneezed violently. A couple sniffles later to clear the nasal passage, I remarked: "Apparently I'm allergic to plot."

[Faraday]

Yes, thanks.
(And I swear that Cory's red hot-air balloon was featured at least once).

"There's no 'Grid! How do I steeeer?!"

(Also applicable in a SR3 game when our hacker shut down gridguide. People weren't expecting that.)

[Xahn Borealis]

"I'm going to Magic Finger the kitty."

WHAT.

[Draco18s]

WHAT.

Please don't titillate the employees animals.

[Abigale]

"Did you just say you're trying to mount the narwhal?"

[The Jopp]

It is good to see that this thread finally Mooves in the right direction.

[CanRay]

The group is negotiating with an Elven IRA (In Exile) Member to use his "Bus" as a distraction on a 'Run. His price, a replacement bus.

Ork Hacker: "Vehicles in this man's possession tend to depreciate rather quickly!"

Elven IRA Member: "And in multiple directions."

*Note: The "Bus" in question scared the rest of his IRA buddies. It also failed to go off.*

[Draco18s]

Ork Hacker: "Vehicles in this man's possession tend to depreciate rather quickly!"

Elven IRA Member: "And in multiple directions."

Ankh-Morpork's Alchemist Guild was across the street from the Beggers Guild. This was unusual as it was normally above it, below it, or falling in bits around it.

[CanRay]

Can't remember if I put this up, but the group went to LA in order to perform a 'Run that involved... An extraction of Goofy from DisneyLand:

Vic the Cabbie: "Alright folks, let's go kidnap us a Cartoon!"

[CanRay]

While talking with one of my Gamer buddies that isn't in my group:

"Top ten indications you went too far in Shadowrun. At number one... After you cripple the nun the Jesus on the crucifix behind you comes down off the cross and uses it to beat the Hell out of you."

[Draco18s]

And in #2:
"And Keith gets the highest body count (and I didn't know we were supposed to keep track). As he released a neurotoxin into a hotel ventilation system."

I should note: the hotel was a block down the street from the jobsite. Most everyone else died (and the rest went to prison also died). Except Keith, who decided to get into the hotel and kill everyone (and two other characters, who were backstabbing bastards, working for Lone Star and "no one in particular, especially not us" respectively).

[Daddy's Litt...]

In a recent game. The dice rolls were just running in favor of the runners. The bad guys were just not hitting anything except the side of a truck and a hedge. The security boss finally yelled in frustration "Why won't you just die?"
One of the players said "My naturally contrary nature I guess." and shot him dead.

[Snow_Fox]

You thought that was in character? oops.

[Daddy's Litt...]

With you it can be difficult to tell.

[CanRay]

Gaff the Ork Hacker: *Activating his attack program, and having his Persona throw a Pokeball* "I choose you, Optimus Prime!"

[Snow_Fox]

lol. nice to know even in this community there are people you can look at and declare -geek!

[Stahlseele]

and/or a failure at geeking . .
mixing up transformers and pokemon, the nerve <.<;,