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 Sep 12 2010, 12:59 AM
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#301
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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
The morning after my group of PCs totally screws up a Shadowrun and start in-fighting with each other: "You know, I could probably have them try and get a can of soup and they'd provide me with hours of entertainment..."
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Sep 12 2010, 04:10 AM
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#302
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Old Man of the North Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 10,524 Joined: 14-August 03 From: Just north of the Centre of the Universe Member No.: 5,463 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Sep 7 2010, 10:25 PM)  While talking with one of my Gamer buddies that isn't in my group: Coulda been worse. Coulda been,"... and uses it to beat you into Hell."
"Top ten indications you went too far in Shadowrun. At number one... After you cripple the nun the Jesus on the crucifix behind you comes down off the cross and uses it to beat the Hell out of you." |
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Sep 12 2010, 02:12 PM
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#303
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
The Spirit based on the Jewish Carpenter would have, if not for the Mage that was handy.
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Sep 12 2010, 04:19 PM
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#304
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Sep 12 2010, 09:12 AM) The Spirit based on the Jewish Carpenter would have, if not for the Mage that was handy. Technically, He was a rabbi, His father was a carpenter. Kinda like a construction worker father paying to get his kid through seminary. |
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Sep 12 2010, 04:33 PM
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#305
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Sep 12 2010, 11:19 AM) Technically, He was a rabbi, His father was a carpenter. Kinda like a construction worker father paying to get his kid through seminary. In an era where sons worked for their fathers and eventually took on the family job. |
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Sep 12 2010, 04:40 PM
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#306
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
That doesn't stop the person in question from being a rabbi. We have record of it. His death record says He is a rabbi - that's why they crucified Him. His teachings (since He was a rabbi) inflamed the pharisees.
Historical fact. EDIT: Minor side note, He also had 3 brothers, so the family business could have gone on. |
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Sep 12 2010, 04:52 PM
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#307
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Sorry to start a religious discussion.
Now, back to the quotes! |
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Sep 12 2010, 08:33 PM
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#308
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Sep 11 2010, 05:55 PM) and/or a failure at geeking . . mixing up transformers and pokemon, the nerve <.<;, Given an additional sixty years of cross-media pollination, a Pokemon/Transformers hybrid could well be popular within the timeline of the Sixth World... |
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Sep 12 2010, 08:58 PM
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#309
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
QUOTE (Martin_DeVries_Institute @ Sep 12 2010, 10:33 PM) Given an additional sixty years of cross-media pollination, a Pokemon/Transformers hybrid could well be popular within the timeline of the Sixth World... NOT! HELPING! ;_; Optimus Prime died for our sins! |
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Sep 12 2010, 09:05 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Hey, I've already apologized for one religious discussion, let's not start in on another!
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Sep 12 2010, 09:12 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
*shrugs* i'm not one for religion or politics at all . . but the church of optimus prime?
THAT i could get behind i get ^^ |
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Sep 12 2010, 09:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 213 Joined: 19-August 10 Member No.: 18,949 |
Nah, the Church of Elvis would be more believable. The truly devoted followers even get cosmetic surgery to look like The King. Uh-hunh.
(Shamelessly ripped from the Phule's Mercenaries books by R. Aspirin) |
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Sep 12 2010, 09:44 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
*shrugs*
if i could, i would replace my body with metal to achieve the same O.o |
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Sep 12 2010, 10:24 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
How many free spirits masquerade as Elvis?
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Sep 12 2010, 10:26 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
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Sep 12 2010, 10:29 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
Reality is stranger than fiction.
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Sep 12 2010, 10:30 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Ascalaphus @ Sep 12 2010, 05:24 PM) How many free spirits masquerade as Elvis? Almost as many Metahumans impersonate him. Troll Elvis is surprisingly good. Especially as he's as well armed and trained in martial arts as Elvis was. |
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Sep 13 2010, 01:31 AM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2010, 12:33 PM) In an era where sons worked for their fathers and eventually took on the family job. for a period that sounds like-Tuesday? |
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Sep 13 2010, 04:16 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Snow_Fox @ Sep 12 2010, 08:31 PM) for a period that sounds like-Tuesday? I don't get it. Any relation to Thursday Next? |
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Sep 13 2010, 02:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 572 Joined: 6-February 09 From: London Uk Member No.: 16,848 |
Does this mean we can have the street of gods?
Actually a street of gods would be possible in shadowrun, most of them are basically free spirits of one form or another. I see a trip to the nightside of 2070 in store for my group And for quotes (to be on topic) I was told this once "No you cannot throw pepper into his face to interupt his casting, Damm it your not John Taylor" |
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Sep 13 2010, 05:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 687 Joined: 22-October 09 Member No.: 17,783 |
QUOTE (Lansdren @ Sep 13 2010, 09:03 AM) Does this mean we can have the street of gods? Actually a street of gods would be possible in shadowrun, most of them are basically free spirits of one form or another. I see a trip to the nightside of 2070 in store for my group And for quotes (to be on topic) I was told this once "No you cannot throw pepper into his face to interupt his casting, Damm it your not John Taylor" Win, also, in a (game system that causes cancer)-Modern game my character was a psionic agent with mainly detection powers who worked as an investigative agent, his name? John Taylor |
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Sep 25 2010, 10:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 26-August 10 From: Greensboro, NC Member No.: 18,971 |
So we found out last night that it's apparently hilarious to play with one of our friends when they are really sleepy...
PC #1 (Human Adept)- ...We will have 'em by the short hairs. PC #2 (Elf, and the funny one)- ...I don't know what that means. GM (me)- Elves don't have pubes, it seems. And later on that evening (after the whole mess of rediscovering how fun Petrify could be) PC #1- That guy? he can die. Petrify him so he breaks when hits. PC #3 (Who has the spell)- Yeah, but he might not. If only you could turn him into something like chalk. He'd break real easy then. PC #2- And be tasty too... Everybody Else- Huh? PC #2- Oh. I thought you said "Chocolate". |
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Sep 25 2010, 10:13 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
Actually, that's not too dumb to try . . re create a version of petrify with "turn to chocolate" or something . . wonder if HMHVV people can eat that stuff and still get essence/dietary requirements fulfilled by that? O.o
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Sep 25 2010, 10:40 PM
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#324
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Old Man of the North Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 10,524 Joined: 14-August 03 From: Just north of the Centre of the Universe Member No.: 5,463 |
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Sep 25 2010, 05:13 PM) Actually, that's not too dumb to try . . re create a version of petrify with "turn to chocolate" or something . . wonder if HMHVV people can eat that stuff and still get essence/dietary requirements fulfilled by that? O.o Count Chocula??
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Sep 25 2010, 11:04 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
*snickers* ^^
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