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 Sep 26 2010, 02:42 AM
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#326
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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
From tonight's game:
Gaff (Hacker): "I'm an Ork, and I approve this message." |
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Oct 24 2010, 09:39 PM
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#327
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
One from last night's game. The group I run for work together like a bunch of anti-social, sociopathic malcontents that shoot people in the face for money... Funny that.
Me: "You do realize that if he figures out that you cheated him out of 100 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) he's going to take it out on physical harm to your body, right?" *Speaking Slowly* "And he works cheap." |
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Feb 7 2011, 03:37 AM
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#328
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 11-May 10 From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 18,569 |
From tonights game, currently in Vegas, just about to cross back over the Mojave to LA
GM as a stoner Pueblo shaman: "What we're going to do is call us a wild spirit. HEY QUARRY, Get your pants on and get out here!" OOC joke: "Damnit, the cactus cacked us" |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:54 AM
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#329
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
From a SR2 game years ago the group's mage was staring down the barrel of a troll's Panther Assault Cannon:
"Excuse me, Mister Troll, but is that gel rounds your Panther is packing?" |
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Feb 8 2011, 05:56 AM
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#330
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
"I want alcohol!"
"No. Have you -seen- your liver?" "Have you?" "YES." ---------- "Sex won't help." "Sex always helps!" I think these two stand well enough without explanation... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Feb 8 2011, 06:24 AM
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#331
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,660 |
-Players-
Tom: (Me!) Troll Cinematic Mage The Runt: (Squiddy) Human Hacker. Tom's adopted sister. Mr. Black: (Explosive Donut) Elf Infiltration Expert Lively: Elf Pornomancer Ark: Human Demolitions Expert GM: Laughing his ass off. -NPCs- Mr. Fixit: Ork Fixer. Amelia: Ork Techomancer Ricardo: Ork Bartender The party is traveling at high speeds to a house of their fixer's Technomancer niece, whose security systems seem to have been hacked. The door is locked. Mr.Black: ...gonna have to find another way in... >Tom astrally tosses himself in. Mr.Black: ...right, I'm gonna see if there's any way in besides the front door...could be somethin' in there requirin' physical action, y'never know. The Runt: <tell me what's in there> Tom gets a 6 on his assessing check. The following is OOC with the GM GM: Somebody decided she needed a little "her time" with a special someone. Tom: O_O GM: It takes you a moment to realize who's there with Amelia, but you do. And it almost sends you dropping back into your body. GM: Ricardo Tom: ...WHAT?! Tom: But they're... he... Tom: Aren't they...?! GM: Yes they are. GM: Mr. Fixit is both of their uncles, each on their individual mother's sides. GM: First cousins. Back in character Mr.Black: ...or we could just break down th' door. Mr.Black: What do ya think? The Runt: <JUST DO IT> >Mr.Black kicks the door as hard as he can. >Lively draws his gun and follows after Mr. Black. Against his better judgement. >Tom backs up to his body. Tom: DON'T GO IN. The Runt: <WHAT IS IT> Tom: FOR THE LOVE OF SPIELBERG DON'T GO IN! The Runt: <WHAT> The Runt: <IS> The Runt: <IT> Tom: [AR Ping to The Runt]: <SHE'S FUCKING RICARDO!> GM: Mr. Black busts down the door just as Tom comes back to his body. The Runt: <...> Mr.Black: ... The Runt: <you are shitting me> >Tom stammers... Tom: ... The Runt: <what the shit> Ark: "..." >Tom says in a very small voice. "Let's go home..." Tom: "Please..." GM: The front door busted down, you can see into the bedroom, where Amelia quickly pulls the covers over herself with a start, hiding her and someone else. Tom: FALSE ALARM! Tom: LOCK THE DOOR. Tom: EVERYONE GO HOME. Mr.Black: Can't lock the door, it's busted down! GM: Amelia shouts out from under the covers, "I'MFINEEVERYTHING'SFINEIJUSTWANTEDSOMETIMEALONETHERE'SNOPROBLEMYOUCANALLGOHOMEPLEASERIGHTNOW!" Mr.Black: Sorry, false alarm! >Tom shoos everyone, shutting the door behind them, which doesn't want to -lock-. Tom: "...Can someone please fix the door. Mr.Black: ...with -what-? Tom: JUSTFIXTHEDOORSOWECANGO Tom: NOW Mr.Black: We don't have tools to fix th' damn door! Tom: USE Tom: TAPE. Mr.Black: I don't -have- tape! Tom: WHYTHEFUCKDON'TYOUHAVETAPE? GM: Inside the house, a modded-out anthroform drone grabs the door and pretty much seals it shut from the inside. GM: It uses -lots- of duct tape. If drones could be panicked, this one would be. GM: Or, more accurately, it's driver is. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) Tom: IN THE CAR Tom: EVERYONE IN THE CAR Tom: "That... never... happened..." |
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Feb 8 2011, 06:54 AM
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#332
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Cube @ Feb 7 2011, 10:24 PM)  Stuff Epic ^_^ |
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Feb 8 2011, 07:36 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Cube @ Feb 8 2011, 02:24 AM) Tom: "That... never... happened..." Oh, I'm so stealing this! |
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Feb 8 2011, 03:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,660 |
GM: ((And now Tom & The Runt can never look at Amelia or Ricardo the same way again.))
The Runt: ((Particularly not Tom.)) Tom: ((He walked in during the... uh...)) Tom: ((...Moment.)) >Tom rules this for maximum Astral Awkwardness. The Runt: ((The Runt just heard about it secondhand, and was not in Tom's glasses at the time. Woo!)) Tom: ((Astral. You wouldn't see.)) GM: ((If we're being specific, Tom came in during one of several moments.)) Tom: ((...The moment of maximum emotional fufillment.)) GM: ((I repeat.)) Tom: ((...The Orgasm.)) GM: ((One of several, of such.)) Tom: ((...OH)) Tom: ((D:)) The Runt: ((...You didn't get that?)) The Runt: ((D: )) Tom: ((INCEST)) Tom: ((SO WRONG)) GM: ((MOAR LIKE WINCEST AMIRITE LOL)) The Runt: ((I'm going to look at cuteoverload now.)) |
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Feb 8 2011, 03:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
Cue mental 0:07 here.
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Feb 8 2011, 04:24 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
I have a piece of that in my skull. My thoughts go to it quite constantly.
That's usually when I start adding more violence to my adventures. |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:27 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Feb 8 2011, 07:53 AM) Cue mental 0:07 here. I guess I'm just weird, but that doesn't really bother me. Anyone else here too kinky to squick? |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:31 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,996 Joined: 1-June 10 Member No.: 18,649 |
I dunno, my work Firewall blocks youtube HARD.
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Feb 8 2011, 04:33 PM
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#339
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 8 2011, 04:27 PM) I guess I'm just weird, but that doesn't really bother me. Anyone else here too kinky to squick? It's not just me? I guess we both got a bonus on our Composure Tests. @Cube Does the description of Ricardo in any way resemble the GM? And does Amelia remind you of any relative of his? If so, then it may explain where this scene came from. Also, if anyone of your team had any recording ware active, you |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:36 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 8 2011, 12:27 PM) Anyone else here too kinky to squick? *Raises Hand* |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:39 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 8 2011, 08:27 AM) I guess I'm just weird, but that doesn't really bother me. Anyone else here too kinky to squick? The mindsplode was an in-character thing. I should've been clearer. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:40 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
It's hard to find anything I don't consider 'vanilla' these days.
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Feb 8 2011, 04:43 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (sabs @ Feb 8 2011, 08:31 AM) I dunno, my work Firewall blocks youtube HARD. Short answer, mini-nuclear explosion, < house sized. I hadn't expected such a positive response. Apparently I have even more in common with you folks than I'd thought ^_^ I <3 Dumpshock |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:43 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Welcome, folks, to the Internet!
WE WILL CORRUPT YOU! WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN! |
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Feb 8 2011, 04:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
Rule... whichever "There will always be more fucked-up shit than what you just saw" is.
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Feb 8 2011, 04:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,660 |
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Feb 8 2011, 11:33 AM) It's not just me? I guess we both got a bonus on our Composure Tests. @Cube Does the description of Ricardo in any way resemble the GM? And does Amelia remind you of any relative of his? If so, then it may explain where this scene came from. Also, if anyone of your team had any recording ware active, you Nope. At the GM's insistence, Ricardo is Rick Jones as an Ork. And Tom immediately cast a Trid Phantasm over the bed so he wouldn't have to look at it. |
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Feb 8 2011, 05:07 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Feb 8 2011, 10:53 AM) Cue mental 0:07 here. Holy crap, I've seen that movie. WTF is it called? (And yes, the parents blow up. Maybe not as explosively [can't tell if that's edited or not], but they do end up as scorch marks on the grass) |
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Feb 8 2011, 05:13 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Feb 8 2011, 01:07 PM) Holy crap, I've seen that movie. WTF is it called? Time Bandits, 1981. |
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Feb 8 2011, 05:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,660 |
The guessing game was hilarious.
Everyone immediately thought Ricardo. But no one wanted to guess that. We went through every other NPC first. It was also hilarious when we all returned to the Bar/Safehouse, and Mr. Black was asking for a drink. Ricardo is the bartender. Also, I should probably point out that (in case you haven't noticed) Ricardo is Rick Jones as an Ork. Mr. Fixit is the Grey Hulk as an Ork. The current big bad is named Emil Blonsky. |
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Feb 8 2011, 05:31 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
Wait, what's a cinematic mage?
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