Potent Quotables, Your best Shadowrun Quotes Options

[CanRay]

That's one area that I've never broached before...

Back to in-game quotes before I get new ideas!

[Xahn Borealis]

Yeah, how's that law working out? Rate of violence gone down?

Absolutely! They even threw a party in the streets to celebrate! Oh, wait.....

[Stahlseele]

No stabbings, though . . .

[CanRay]

Yes, because being beaten with baseball and cricket bats, or just stomped on with boots, is so much better and humane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

...

I want some hobnailed boots now.

[CanRay]

Me (GMing): "OK, you summoned a Spirit of Man... A powerful one, and rolled really well. Let's see, what kind of Spirit of Man would hate Cops. A lot. I got it."

*Deep Sinister Tone*: "As the police move towards you, lights flashing on their roof, time seems to almost stand still as the driveway of the mansion opens up, a pillar of flame thunders forth reeking of brimstone as a hellish scream of both man and machine come forth, overwhelming the sounds of the flames, the sirens, the alarms. It's a cry of pain, nay, suffering and agony, but also one of joy and freedom as an ancient knucklehead chopper blasts forth from the newly formed gap in the earth that closes right behind it's rear wheel. The motorcycle and rider are sheathed in flames, the tires made up of them completely, with the rider wearing bullet-hole ridden leathers that have torches flying forth from them. It's helmeted head is sinister in it's inhumanity as the hellish iron horse slams down on the hood of the lead police car, and drives over it, leaving an indent and lighting the paint on fire while the lights on top burst into a thousand pieces. The rider then moves past the second vehicle, drawing a crowbar covered in demonic runes that glow with an infernal power and hooks it underneath the bumper of the second police car, pulling upwards and flipping it onto the third and final cop car responding to the alarm. Laughing all the while, the biker rides off, flipping the ruined remains of the squad cars the bird from a ragged leather glove as his knee scrapes against the concrete, one of the mufflers creating sparks as the flames that roar out of it gouge a hole in the road."

[pbangarth]

Shit, I bet they could make a movie out of that!

[CanRay]

Hell, I was even thinking of the comics rather than the movie. I got a bunch of the old classic ones from my Father.

[Stahlseele]

Sounds like ghostrider or http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider < = NSFW Page!

[CanRay]

I was out-and-out ripping off Classic Ghost Rider. Original Johnny Blaze.

[Tymeaus Jalynsfe...]

I was out-and-out ripping off Classic Ghost Rider. Original Johnny Blaze.

Perfect Demon... errr, Spirit of Man, for a Black Magician. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)

[CanRay]

Pixie Mage, but no one bothers to put any thought into things, so I had to. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dead.gif)

[Draco18s]

When he does go, he'll be #3 on my Lunch List.

That being, the list of Dead People I'd want to have lunch with.
(It'd probably be easier to book him post-mortem, too)

The other two being Isac Asimov and someone I can't recall at the moment (damn it).

I REMEMBER NOW.

Tolkien.

[CanRay]

Bad Draco! Don't forget one of the masters!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

[Draco18s]

Bad Draco! Don't forget one of the masters!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

No, I meant that he was the guy I want to have lunch with, but forgot who it was.

[warrior_allanon]

Player: What do you mean she's dead, I only used stick and shock bullets?

GM: You put an AP 4 based round into the back of her head at short range and got 7 successes when all you needed was 3, you upped the damage to much and BLEW HER BRAINS ALL OVER THE WINDSHEILD

[CanRay]

So he shot Marvin in the face?

[Xahn Borealis]

So he shot Marvin in the face?

And the list of films I need to see gets longer. Thank you, Dumpshock, for making me feel guilty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[scarius]

GM(me) as you turn around with your drinks you bump into a troll spilling both yours and his drinks
Troll(me): what the fuck bitch you spilt my drinks, you better get me a new on.
Bunny(5'1" elf girl weapon expert): a please and thank you wouldn't hurt.
Duster(6'9" ork male ex seal): *I walk up behind the troll*
Troll: you better get me a new drink bitch or I will hit you so hard I can drink the mucus from the wound I. Your head.
Bunny: you don't scare ms trog.
Duster: *I tap the troll on the shoulder* you shouldn't talk to a girlike that.
Troll: *turns to duster* I can speak to her how ever I want
Bunny: *I reach up between his legs and grab him on his dick and flip him over.
GM: ok roll to hit
Bunny: < I got 15 hits >
GM: ok you grab the troll from behind on the dick, flipping him over into dusters waiting elbow

[CanRay]

And every male on the board is wincing at that one!

Good one scarius!

[Neraph]

Unrealistic. It doesn't take that many PSI to rip off that certain piece of male anatomy. Plus, it appears that your group doesn't have any realistic fears in your game... shake them up by actually having Prime Runners in bars where shadowruns are set up. Unless you like playing a version of SR more like That Other Game, that is.

[pbangarth]

You'd be surprised what one can do with that part of the anatomy:

EXAMPLE

There are YouTube videos of female versions of this, but I don't think I should point to any of those.

[Neraph]

Training your body for a specific purpose is different than having a normal piece of anatomy. We could point to record holders for board/brick breaking, but your average person would not be able to do this and probably his (or her) attempt would end in pain.

[CanRay]

Yes, because RIPPING IT OFF is so much better for our mental imagery than just flipping the guy by it. Thank you very much Neraph!

[Draco18s]

Unrealistic. It doesn't take that many PSI to rip off that certain piece of male anatomy.

The PC didn't rip off the trolls genitals, she flipped him over into her buddy's elbow, smashing his nose.

[Neraph]

My point is that the force required to flip a grown troll male over in place by his genitals alone would exceed the force it would take to remove said genitals.

EDIT: Also, that would take a 360-degree rotation. He would have to be flipped so hard he spun fully around once in place. Again, horribly Unrealistic, or it belongs in BESM.