 we're all going on a Milk Run, Shadowrun nursery rhyme |
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 May 17 2010, 05:25 AM
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Target  Group: Members Posts: 41 Joined: 22-February 08 Member No.: 15,701  |
Roleplayers make distrubing parents. This is based on "We're all going on a bear hunt", and was originally posted here:
http://ripley-larkham.livejournal.com/29865.html#cutid1 We're going on a milk run We're going to make a million What an easy job We're not scared Uh uh! a Fence a high voltage fence. can't go over it. can't go under it. Oh no! we've have to go through it! Snickerty snack Snickerty snack Snickerty snack We're going on a milk run We're going to make a million What an easy job We're not scared Uh uh! cameras IR security cameras can't go over it. can't go under it. Oh no! we've have to go through it! Wait run Wait run Wait run We're going on a milk run We're going to make a million What an easy job We're not scared Uh uh! Locks Biometric ID Locks. can't go over it. can't go under it. Oh no! we've have to go through it! Tickerty tack Tickerty tack Tickerty tack We're going on a milk run We're going to make a million What an easy job We're not scared Uh uh! Guards alert, attentive guards. can't go over it. can't go under it. Oh no! we've have to go through it! Phut thud Phut thud Phut thud We're going on a milk run We're going to make a million What an easy job We're not scared Uh uh! Lasers Powerful defence lasers. can't go over it. can't go under it. Oh no! we've have to go through it! Zap boom Zap boom Zap boom We're going on a milk run We're going to make a million What an easy job We're not scared Uh uh! A Vault A huge treasure vault. can't go over it. can't go under it. Oh no! we've have to go through it! tiptoe tiptoe tiptoe WHAT'S THAT! One huge open mouth Two huge scaley wings Two big bright eyes It's a Dragon!! Quick! back through the vault! tiptoe! tiptoe! tiptoe! Back through the Lasers! zap boom! zap boom! zap boom! Back through the Guards! phut Thud! phut Thud! phut Thud! Back through the Locks! Ticker Tack! Ticker Tack! Ticker Tack! Back through the Cameras! wait, run! wait, run! wait, run! Back through the Fence! Snickerty snack! Snickerty snack! Snickerty snack! Get to our safe house deactivate defences Up the stairs Oh No! We forgot to activate defences Back downstairs activate defences Back upstairs into the panic-room new IDs go undercover. We're not going on a milk run again. |
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May 17 2010, 06:30 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 557 Joined: 26-July 09 From: Kent, WA Member No.: 17,426 |
Oh, man, I laughed so hard...brilliant!
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May 18 2010, 12:37 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,803 Joined: 3-February 08 From: Finland Member No.: 15,628 |
Damm thats was so epicly funny.
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May 18 2010, 09:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
Sooooo funny!
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