 We have ninjas sighted in Oz |
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  May 20 2010, 07:42 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,328 Joined: 2-April 07 From: The Center of the Universe Member No.: 11,360  |
See below:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100520/od_nm/...ustralia_ninjas Next we will have drop bears attacking..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotate.gif) |
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May 20 2010, 08:22 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
Awesome!
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May 21 2010, 01:20 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
This is proof that ninjas are EVERYWHERE!
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May 21 2010, 01:27 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 16-December 06 Member No.: 10,386 |
The problem is that logically speaking they cannot be ninjas. Somebody saw them. For that to happen they have to be doing something important, like jump kicking a helicopter.
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May 21 2010, 01:31 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 2-December 07 From: The corner of Detonation Boulevard and Fascination Street Member No.: 14,464 |
unless they were real ninjas disguised as fake ninjas....a most ninja like trick i suspect. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)
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May 21 2010, 01:56 AM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
I read this earlier, it's almost as good as the guys trying to rob a bar full of off duty cops.
Oh to be the fly on the wall when the muggers saw what was coming for them. |
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May 21 2010, 01:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 195 Joined: 31-January 10 Member No.: 18,100 |
Hi-larious!
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May 21 2010, 02:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 3-March 10 Member No.: 18,237 |
Hah yeah I read that yesterday, sent it to one of my friends that practices ninjitsu
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May 21 2010, 02:36 AM
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May 26 2010, 11:23 AM
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I am surprised that the instructor is not being sued by the ninjas parents for endangering them. But then this wasnt in the usa either.
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May 26 2010, 02:30 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (The Tarasque @ May 26 2010, 07:23 AM)  I am surprised that the instructor is not being sued by the ninjas parents for endangering them. But then this wasnt in the usa either. They're training in martial arts. The entire point of which is how not to get hurt in those kinds of situations. |
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May 26 2010, 02:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 17-March 10 Member No.: 18,303 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ May 26 2010, 10:30 AM) They're training in martial arts. The entire point of which is how not to get hurt in those kinds of situations. That's really not the point of martial arts in a whole lot of McDojos here in the states. |
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May 26 2010, 02:51 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Dread Moores @ May 26 2010, 10:46 AM) That's really not the point of martial arts in a whole lot of McDojos here in the states. Also remember that this is the states. "When in America, do as Americans do: sue everybody!" I mean for gods' sake, a guy sued McDonalds because he spilled coffee in his lap. |
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May 26 2010, 04:15 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Dread Moores @ May 26 2010, 09:46 AM) That's really not the point of martial arts in a whole lot of McDojos here in the states. Emphasis added. There's your problem. |
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May 26 2010, 11:39 PM
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Ain Soph Aur Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
For those who haven't seen it, this is what a group of ninjas looks like
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May 27 2010, 02:38 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 3-March 10 Member No.: 18,237 |
QUOTE (Backgammon @ May 27 2010, 09:39 AM) For those who haven't seen it, this is what a group of ninjas looks like Hahah very nice |
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May 27 2010, 06:13 AM
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Shadow Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 2-June 06 From: Secret Tunnels under the UK (South West) Member No.: 8,636 |
QUOTE (The Tarasque @ May 26 2010, 12:23 PM) I am surprised that the instructor is not being sued by the ninjas parents for endangering them. But then this wasnt in the usa either. It's not like the instructor drove them toward the muggers with whips. I can try and persuade my mates to join me in storming the British embassy, but it's still up to them whether or not they agree. If society considers culpability to lie with the person who says "do this" and not at all with the people who say "okay", then society is sick and needs help. IMO. K. |
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May 27 2010, 06:50 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Backgammon @ May 26 2010, 05:39 PM) For those who haven't seen it, this is what a group of ninjas looks like This is how it looks when they ambush you at home. |
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May 27 2010, 08:17 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,705 Joined: 5-October 09 From: You are in a clearing Member No.: 17,722 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ May 26 2010, 06:51 AM) Also remember that this is the states. "When in America, do as Americans do: sue everybody!" I mean for gods' sake, a guy sued McDonalds because he spilled coffee in his lap. Actually, the coffee machine malfunctioned to the point where it produced a slurry of superheated heated sugar and flavoring so hot that it melted through the cup and on to the woman's lap where it gave her 3rd degree burns on her lady bits so bad that it took 3 rounds of plastic surgery to clear the scar-tissue blockage which sealed her urethra shut. It burned her pee hole closed. Suing for damages is not so outrageous. |
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May 27 2010, 08:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 572 Joined: 6-February 09 From: London Uk Member No.: 16,848 |
QUOTE (Saint Sithney @ May 27 2010, 09:17 AM) Actually, the coffee machine malfunctioned to the point where it produced a slurry of superheated heated sugar and flavoring so hot that it melted through the cup and on to the woman's lap where it gave her 3rd degree burns on her lady bits so bad that it took 3 rounds of plastic surgery to clear the scar-tissue blockage which sealed her urethra shut. It burned her pee hole closed. Suing for damages is not so outrageous. Ok now that was a image i didnt need this early in the morning when ever one around me has just got fresh coffee |
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May 27 2010, 09:04 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 16-December 06 Member No.: 10,386 |
Actually, Lansdren, you're pretty safe! The only other bad coffee burn case I know of that settled clearly in the victim's favor happened back in the '90s, when it turned out that McDonald's was keeping their coffee roughly 50-60 degrees hotter than pretty much anywhere else on the planet did back at the time that case went to trial. Now, it's widely known in the restaurant industry that once you're keeping things at 140 degrees or higher, you're heading into burn hazard territory. Meanwhile at the ranch, McDonald's had a company wide mandated temp of 180 degrees, minimum.
Ouch. |
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May 27 2010, 09:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 111 Joined: 21-July 08 Member No.: 16,154 |
Come on guys, these aren't real ninjas. Real ninja's would either be giant turtles, or invisible. Everyone knows that.
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May 27 2010, 09:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 256 Joined: 30-August 08 From: san luis obispo, CA Member No.: 16,295 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ May 26 2010, 10:50 PM) there are no ninjas in that picture, haven't you heard of the inverse ninja law. The law states that the more ninjas there are in one area, the less powerful they are. A room full of ninjas are unable to beat a flea in armed combat, let alone hide from plain sight. |
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May 27 2010, 03:25 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (merashin @ May 27 2010, 04:58 AM) there are no ninjas in that picture, haven't you heard of the inverse ninja law. The law states that the more ninjas there are in one area, the less powerful they are. A room full of ninjas are unable to beat a flea in armed combat, let alone hide from plain sight. Then how do you explain the ninja convention? |
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May 27 2010, 03:50 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Saint Sithney @ May 27 2010, 03:17 AM) Actually, the coffee machine malfunctioned to the point where it produced a slurry of superheated heated sugar and flavoring so hot that it melted through the cup and on to the woman's lap where it gave her 3rd degree burns on her lady bits so bad that it took 3 rounds of plastic surgery to clear the scar-tissue blockage which sealed her urethra shut. It burned her pee hole closed. Suing for damages is not so outrageous. I believe he was referring to the man who spilled coffee in his lap in his car after receiving it back in the late-ish 90s. |
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