 Things not to get as presents for Canon NPCS, What not to buy for xmas or b-days |
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 Jul 1 2010, 07:00 PM
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Runner  Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688  |
Dodger: A copy of the 2054 issue of Computer Shopper with the three-page centerfold of the SCIRE cluster hardware.
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Jul 1 2010, 07:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 583 Joined: 6-November 09 From: MTL Member No.: 17,849 |
QUOTE (Doc Chase @ Jul 1 2010, 03:00 PM)  Dodger: A copy of the 2054 issue of Computer Shopper with the three-page centerfold of the SCIRE cluster hardware. Well played. I was looking for a way to burn him like that. Best I could come up with was a fleshlight with a usb adapter (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotate.gif) |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:08 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
QUOTE (Doc Chase @ Jul 1 2010, 09:00 PM) Dodger: A copy of the 2054 issue of Computer Shopper with the three-page centerfold of the SCIRE cluster hardware. Awesome. Sean Laverty: A wheelchair, hair removal lotion, and a victorian style mansion in NY state. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:13 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
Crass and offsensive well-wishes? I'm your guy.
General Saito: A gift certificate to the 2070 (re)opening of the San Fransisco Benihana. Talon: A copy of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" Conversely, Trouble: A copy of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:15 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
Ryan Mercury: An artificial heart.
Argent: a CrashCart Super Diamond lifetime subscription Rhownaby: A fish tank with a sea drake (female) in it, and a letter where only "you'll never get closer than this" is written. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:18 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
Nadja Daviar: An egg incubator.
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Jul 1 2010, 07:30 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (hermit @ Jul 1 2010, 02:15 PM) Rhownaby: A fish tank with a sea drake (female) in it, and a letter where only "you'll never get closer than this" is written. I am unsure why this is funny. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:31 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jul 1 2010, 08:30 PM) I am unsure why this is funny. It's a rip on the Sea Dragon, another British-based (possibly) Great Dragon that lives in the sea. Rhonny is sweet on her. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:33 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
The Sea Dragon. Only Geat Leviathan there is, apparently. They have an interesting love-hate relationship
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Jul 1 2010, 07:36 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
For that matter, you could send the Sea Dragon a holopic of a clutch of eggs, with Hestaby's wings wrapped around them maternally.
I mean, if you're looking to piss off all the dragons, we can't forget her. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:38 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
That is very true.
Hitomi Shiawase: A full edition of the Vampire Lesbians From Space comic. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:40 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
Art Dankwalter: An umbrella.
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Jul 1 2010, 07:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
QUOTE (Doc Chase @ Jul 1 2010, 12:40 PM) Art Dankwalter: An umbrella. Heh. One of those comically undersized ones, like the Coyote has in the Road Runner cartoons when a boulder's about to splat him. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:44 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Martin_DeVries_Institute @ Jul 1 2010, 08:41 PM) Heh. One of those comically undersized ones, like the Coyote has in the Road Runner cartoons when a boulder's about to splat him. Absolutely. If I ever had control of a THOR system, I would send each and every one of my targets one of those umbrellas with a tiny camera and wireless transmitter on it, so I could see the looks on their faces before the round hit. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:48 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
*giggle* we do dead people too?
In that case: Shizaro Aneki: a copy of the old movie "7 years in Tibet" Lucien Cross: a new paint job for his private airplane that depicts a beautiful angel with burning wings, and rechristening the plane Fallen Angel. Also, we already had him, but ... Damian Knight: A copy of the first ebook ever published of Alice in Wonderland. |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:49 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (hermit @ Jul 1 2010, 07:48 PM) *giggle* we do dead people too? In that case: Lucien Cross: a new paint job for his private airplane that depicts a beautiful angel with burning wings, and rechristening the plane Fallen Angel. I would've gone with a parachute, but that's just me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Oh, and for Pax: A three-for-one coupon to Matrix Addicts Anonymous |
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Jul 1 2010, 07:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
For Karen King: A postcard from Detroit that says, "Wish You Were Here."
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Jul 1 2010, 08:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 29-July 03 Member No.: 5,137 |
Deus: An E-book edition of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
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Jul 1 2010, 08:19 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (hermit @ Jul 1 2010, 02:33 PM) The Sea Dragon. Only Geat Leviathan there is, apparently. They have an interesting love-hate relationship Ah ha, got it. (Also: "Rhonabwy" is spelled with a "w") |
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Jul 1 2010, 08:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
QUOTE (hermit @ Jul 1 2010, 12:38 PM) That is very true. Hitomi Shiawase: A full edition of the Vampire Lesbians From Space comic. OK, now this one, I don't get. |
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Jul 1 2010, 08:32 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
QUOTE OK, now this one, I don't get. In the novel where she was introduced she was in love with a lesbian vampire. |
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Jul 1 2010, 08:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
*slow, confused blink*
Must be one of the later novels, I'd mostly stopped reading them by then. |
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Jul 1 2010, 08:35 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
Yes, was one of the later novels.
Edit: Psychotrope |
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Jul 1 2010, 10:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 332 Joined: 15-February 10 From: CMU Member No.: 18,163 |
Peregrin: A doll.
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Jul 2 2010, 12:38 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,451 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 4,488 |
Hmmm...
Lofwyr: A gift certificate for a year of Scrambled Egg Breakfast Slams signed "Glasgian" Martin de Vries: A case of True Blood Jet Black: [Spoilers] A case of True Blood too[/spoilers] Silvery K: An all-expenses paid trip to the Bahamas and low-strength sunscreen The Smiling Bandit: "Biology for Dummies" and a watch (okay, the last bit is both old and obscure...The Smiling Bandit wiped his time stamps back when those were used in Shadowtalk sections) That's all I've got for now... |
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