 Deformity Negative Quality, Can a deformity be an "asset" as well? |
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 Aug 18 2010, 02:34 PM
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Running Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,000 Joined: 30-May 09 From: Germany Member No.: 17,225  |
QUOTE (Doc Chase @ Aug 18 2010, 04:26 PM)  'Critter Spook'-ish quality where the character would be targeted first in combat by all opponents - Metas take the bulge to mean he's poorly concealing firearms, critters go for the distended weak spot, and technological sensors read it as the warmest part of the body and thereby a better shot than center mass GOD... as i read this i couldn't stop laughing. I had the mental image of an intense firefight (drones/spirits) and one guy in an extremely tight chameleonsuit with his HUGE junk jumps in. And all drones and spirits just turn to him... look at each other, turn to him again and begin shooting lighting, fireballs, gel-rounds into his groin... not even stopping when he is down. |
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Aug 18 2010, 02:37 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Summerstorm @ Aug 18 2010, 03:34 PM) GOD... as i read this i couldn't stop laughing. I had the mental image of an intense firefight (drones/spirits) and one guy in an extremely tight chameleonsuit with his HUGE junk jumps in. And all drones and spirits just turn to him... look at each other, turn to him again and begin shooting lighting, fireballs, gel-rounds into his groin... not even stopping when he is down. That is exactly the visual I want to create. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Aug 18 2010, 03:41 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
You people are awful. <3
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Aug 18 2010, 04:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
Doc Chase has it right, here. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Though, characters like this one do provide an important service... Really bad porn footage for you to edit your teammates' faces onto if the need arises. ;P |
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Aug 18 2010, 04:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 431 Joined: 15-April 10 Member No.: 18,454 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Aug 18 2010, 11:14 AM) Doc Chase has it right, here. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Though, characters like this one do provide an important service... Really bad porn footage for you to edit your teammates' faces onto if the need arises. ;P On glitches he could trip over himself. He would need custom clothing, welcome to paying extra, oh and it needs to be designed just for you, since there is no market for it. |
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Aug 18 2010, 04:29 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (TommyTwoToes @ Aug 18 2010, 04:28 PM) On glitches he could trip over himself. He would need custom clothing, welcome to paying extra, oh and it needs to be designed just for you, since there is no market for it. Call it 20% - all the drawbacks of having the metabolism-boosting bioware with none of the advantages. |
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Aug 18 2010, 04:31 PM
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Advocatus Diaboli Group: Members Posts: 13,994 Joined: 20-November 07 From: USA Member No.: 14,282 |
Anyway, just go read the 'huge breasts' thread from last month. Everything here was basically covered there. Ugh.
I swear, pattyhulez, you're making all the threads just to mess with people. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Aug 18 2010, 07:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 297 Joined: 11-April 10 From: Raleigh, NC Member No.: 18,443 |
QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Aug 18 2010, 12:31 PM) Anyway, just go read the 'huge breasts' thread from last month. Everything here was basically covered there. Ugh. I swear, pattyhulez, you're making all the threads just to mess with people. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Even trolls can start threads (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Mesh |
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Aug 18 2010, 07:34 PM
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Advocatus Diaboli Group: Members Posts: 13,994 Joined: 20-November 07 From: USA Member No.: 14,282 |
I think that's what I said. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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 Aug 18 2010, 07:43 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 347 Joined: 28-June 10 Member No.: 18,765 |
Pattyhulez go ahead and add deformity (enormous penis) to the list of things you are no longer allowed to do in shadowrun. You deserve to be the one who adds it.
Though really there hast to be a whole slew of surge powers that could be taken in penile form, they are just all obscene. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/embarrassed.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/facelick.gif) Really the list could go on and on and on. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif) |
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Aug 18 2010, 08:06 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,705 Joined: 5-October 09 From: You are in a clearing Member No.: 17,722 |
Prehensile geneTails?
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Aug 18 2010, 08:07 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
"It is quite large, but does have a tendency to list to the port and scare small children..." - Jack Sparrow.
"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow." - Captain Jack Sparrow |
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Aug 18 2010, 08:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 347 Joined: 28-June 10 Member No.: 18,765 |
QUOTE Prehensile geneTails? That is the obvious one. Shall I list them? Corrosive "Spit" Glamour, nasty vibe, critter spook, and astral hazing, all emanating from your "mojo". Elongated "Limbs" Frog "Tongue" All the tails adaptions including Thagomizer Marsupial Pouch, really all metahumans already have one of these and females get an extra one. Natural Venom Shiva "Arms" Adiposis can be replaced by anything that slows the character and encumbers them in the same way. Cyclopean Eye or Third Eye. Stubby "Arms" |
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Aug 18 2010, 11:39 PM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Aug 17 2010, 09:48 PM) Just this topic? Damn. And here I thought multi-tits and hemipenese (both one above the other, and both side by side) was normal. Hell, I've encountered a 4x herm. Chew on that. Ouch... WOW... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif) |
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Aug 18 2010, 11:40 PM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (KCKitsune @ Aug 17 2010, 11:11 PM) Tymeaus... what you need is the Ol' KCKitsune Special Brain Bleach! For a one time low low payment of 9999.99 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) ! Special Brain Bleach is mostly guaranteed to remove any unwanted mental images and to heal any mental scarring that might have occurred because of... less savory and intelligent forum topics! Unfortunately I am out of Nuyen currently... Waiting for my Johnson to get back with me for a Run I had in mind... First 10,000 Nuyen I acquire I will place my order... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smokin.gif) |
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Aug 18 2010, 11:41 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Aug 18 2010, 07:39 PM) Ouch... WOW... :wobble Possibly squicky: [ Spoiler ] Furries can be quite creative with their...creations. |
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Aug 18 2010, 11:41 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Aug 18 2010, 07:39 PM) Ouch... WOW... :wobble Possibly squicky: [ Spoiler ] Furries can be quite creative with their...creations. |
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Aug 18 2010, 11:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 347 Joined: 28-June 10 Member No.: 18,765 |
QUOTE [ Spoiler ] (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) ... ... ... Chocolate milk? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/facelick.gif) Delicious! Seriously though a lot of these odd surge physical characteristics that are likely to give no in game social modifiers should probably be free because they have no game effect or at least the effect balences out. Some people like it some people hate it. Or the odd appearance cost 5 bp because they are taking the place of some serious biosculpting, and possibly penile implant or even a sex change. |
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Aug 19 2010, 03:39 AM
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Freelance Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 7,324 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Texas Member No.: 6,714 |
QUOTE (Badmoodguy88 @ Aug 18 2010, 07:47 PM) Seriously though a lot of these odd surge physical characteristics that are likely to give no in game social modifiers should probably be free because they have no game effect or at least the effect balences out. Some people like it some people hate it. Or the odd appearance cost 5 bp because they are taking the place of some serious biosculpting, and possibly penile implant or even a sex change. One could certainly argue that society's lightened up quite a bit about this sort of thing over the next 60+ years of Shadowrun universe, with pointed ears, Ork and Troll skin, etc, etc...but it seems to me like outright weird shit is still going to be outright weird shit, to more people than not. The capacity that human beings in everyday society show for being obviously and visibly uncomfortable around, for instance, a burn victim who is otherwise a totally normal human being...well...let's just say I don't have a whole lot of faith in mainstream culture's ability to suddenly overlook double penis elephantitis, quad-breast girl, or a guy with a dong growing out of his forehead like a unicorn. |
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Aug 19 2010, 03:48 AM
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Advocatus Diaboli Group: Members Posts: 13,994 Joined: 20-November 07 From: USA Member No.: 14,282 |
I have faith in their ability to pretend those people don't exist/aren't people, though. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Aug 19 2010, 12:16 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Critias @ Aug 18 2010, 10:39 PM) One could certainly argue that society's lightened up quite a bit about this sort of thing over the next 60+ years of Shadowrun universe, with pointed ears, Ork and Troll skin, etc, etc...but it seems to me like outright weird shit is still going to be outright weird shit, to more people than not. The capacity that human beings in everyday society show for being obviously and visibly uncomfortable around, for instance, a burn victim who is otherwise a totally normal human being...well...let's just say I don't have a whole lot of faith in mainstream culture's ability to suddenly overlook double penis elephantitis, quad-breast girl, or a guy with a dong growing out of his forehead like a unicorn. *Cough*Humanis Policlub*Cough*Sons of Sauron*Cough* |
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Aug 19 2010, 01:45 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,245 Joined: 27-April 07 From: Running the streets of Southeast Virginia Member No.: 11,548 |
QUOTE (Critias @ Aug 17 2010, 01:29 PM) Sometimes my soul hurts. Get some more 'ware. The pain will ease. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cyber.gif) |
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Aug 19 2010, 02:43 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (darthmord @ Aug 19 2010, 09:45 AM) Get some more 'ware. The pain will ease. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cyber.gif) *Nom nom nom nom* |
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Aug 20 2010, 10:30 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 79 Joined: 25-July 10 Member No.: 18,851 |
QUOTE (Mooncrow @ Aug 18 2010, 10:38 AM) 1. Picasso Face, 5 BP, -2 dice modifier to perception or 2. Quasimodo, 25 BP, -1 dice modifier to physical active tests Hell, I'd say having two giants wangs would compromise my physical ability tests. |
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Aug 20 2010, 12:13 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,803 Joined: 3-February 08 From: Finland Member No.: 15,628 |
QUOTE (Glyph @ Aug 18 2010, 05:26 AM) 1) Is it actually a flaw? SURGE flaws are generally obvious and difficult to hide, and often offer other disadvantages. I dont know, you can pretty easily hide all of the hair ones, just cut your hair to short and fear a hat or cut it away completdly. Eye color one is easily hided with contact lenses. And so on... editet to fix a typo. |
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