 Hilarious, creative, and wasteful ways to use spirits |
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 Feb 10 2011, 03:52 AM
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Midnight Toker  Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456  |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 9 2011, 10:27 PM)  Another creative usage of spirits: Finding people that use Dragons in comedy acts and get them to stop. "On the bright side, we think he may be able to feed himself with only a few years of intensive simsense therapy." As a shower curtain. Give your Ally the form of a shower curtain that perfectly fits your tub so that not a single drop of water will be spilled on the floor. |
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Feb 10 2011, 04:07 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,188 Joined: 9-February 08 From: Boiling Springs Member No.: 15,665 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 9 2011, 09:39 PM) While a Toxic Cinematic Magician would give a showing of Star Wars (The prequel trilogy) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) Jar-Jar should be considered a WMD. I know everytime I see him I feel my IQ drop. |
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Feb 10 2011, 04:07 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 9 2011, 11:52 PM) As a shower curtain. Give your Ally the form of a shower curtain that perfectly fits your tub so that not a single drop of water will be spilled on the floor. Or blood when you're... Um... Yeah, hello Officer Friendly. I'm just typing nicely here in this fictional forum. That's right, it's a game. That's all... |
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Feb 10 2011, 05:08 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
A bathtub isn't the best place to butcher a corpse. It does in a pinch, but what you really want is a sturdy PVC tote. A tote is ultimately disposable, and PVC does not react with hydrofluoric acid. These two facts greatly increase your range of corpse disposal options.
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Feb 10 2011, 05:26 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
And knowing is half the battle!
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Feb 10 2011, 08:16 AM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
"Greetings, master. What would you have me do?"
"Get me a beer." -k |
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Feb 10 2011, 09:08 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 572 Joined: 6-February 09 From: London Uk Member No.: 16,848 |
Once asked a watcher spirit to manifest inside a trolls stomach and cry for help in a childs voice
"Help I'm only little and this Troll ate me all up" "I want my mummy" "This Troll Eats Children" I was in a strange mood and the troll had been rude to me |
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Feb 10 2011, 09:17 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 38 Joined: 26-August 09 Member No.: 17,557 |
Fire elemental to set off the fire alarms, best saved for when your in the elevator with that smoking elf.
Air elemental to give you a real bubble bath. Air elemental for an awesome trampoline. Water elemental to make a circular water slide. Water elemental to cause every faucet in the adepts house to slowly drip, at varying paces. Water elemental for a more energetic wet tshirt contest. Water elemental for when you have that not so fresh feeling. Earth elemental for ground hog hunting. Plant elemental to teach your neighbors dog to stay out of your flower bed. Spirit of man to rick roll unwanted guests at the door. |
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Feb 10 2011, 10:01 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 129 Joined: 16-November 06 Member No.: 9,883 |
QUOTE (braincraft @ Feb 9 2011, 06:25 PM) Summon a water spirit to make it rain every time the rigger (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Feb 10 2011, 01:09 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (bluedao @ Feb 10 2011, 01:17 AM) Spirit of man to rick roll unwanted guests at the door. I'm pretty sure that's against the Geneva Convention, or something. |
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Feb 10 2011, 01:27 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
1. Bind spirit of man to cast Innate Spell Stink at a low force on someone.
2. Sustain for WEEKS. 3. You know the rest. |
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Feb 10 2011, 05:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 138 Joined: 14-July 09 Member No.: 17,394 |
QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Feb 10 2011, 12:08 AM) A bathtub isn't the best place to butcher a corpse. It does in a pinch, but what you really want is a sturdy PVC tote. A tote is ultimately disposable, and PVC does not react with hydrofluoric acid. These two facts greatly increase your range of corpse disposal options. Ghoul take-out! (I could have resisted. Maybe.) |
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Feb 10 2011, 05:59 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (TeknoDragon @ Feb 10 2011, 09:27 AM) Ghoul take-out! (I could have resisted. Maybe.) Why resist? The dark side has dental! |
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Feb 11 2011, 03:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 687 Joined: 22-October 09 Member No.: 17,783 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 10 2011, 12:59 PM) Why resist? The dark side has dental! And we get the best toys, I just put in my application for mad scientist as well as my current evil ninja rating. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif) |
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Feb 12 2011, 11:12 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 10 2011, 05:59 PM) Why resist? The dark side has dental! I heard they get cookies. Comes in handy. |
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Feb 13 2011, 01:21 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 3-July 03 Member No.: 4,866 |
Summoning Guardian spirits to use heavy weapons.
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Feb 13 2011, 01:27 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,373 Joined: 14-January 10 From: Stuttgart, Germany Member No.: 18,036 |
that's why we bought tow LAWs last time...
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Feb 13 2011, 02:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 558 Joined: 23-June 10 Member No.: 18,749 |
to go trick or treating for you and collect loads of extra candy.
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Feb 13 2011, 05:16 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,373 Joined: 14-January 10 From: Stuttgart, Germany Member No.: 18,036 |
QUOTE (Laodicea @ Feb 12 2011, 09:22 PM) to go trick or treating for you and collect loads of extra candy. while being possessed by another one and demanding the best costume award |
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Feb 13 2011, 05:31 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Summon a Watcher Spirit to Screen your calls. And berate telemarketers.
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Feb 14 2011, 07:03 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
Summon a F10 Fire Spirit.
Bind it. Invoke it to a Great Form Fire Spirit. Long Term Bind it (using its Search Power).... to keep tabs on... your bunny slippers (or whichever brand of slippers you wear). |
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Feb 14 2011, 07:15 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,328 Joined: 2-April 07 From: The Center of the Universe Member No.: 11,360 |
Actual in game:
I had a watcher start asking a vampire, what it is like being a vampire while said vampire was trying to pick up a chick (I assume for feeding). Questions were:WHat does the sun feel like? Will the lady's soul taste like cherry or key lime pie? What does dormancy feel like? Biting must really hurt the victim, does that make you feel bad? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Feb 14 2011, 08:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 201 Joined: 24-November 08 From: Bogotá, Colombia Member No.: 16,626 |
QUOTE (Lansdren @ Feb 10 2011, 04:08 AM) Once asked a watcher spirit to manifest inside a trolls stomach and cry for help in a childs voice "Help I'm only little and this Troll ate me all up" "I want my mummy" "This Troll Eats Children" I was in a strange mood and the troll had been rude to me Damn, now I want to play a mage and do this to someone. Kudos. |
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Feb 14 2011, 09:55 PM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 13 2011, 12:31 AM) Summon a Watcher Spirit to Screen your calls. And berate telemarketers. Make it in the form of a penguin. -k |
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Feb 14 2011, 10:48 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,083 Joined: 13-December 10 From: Rotterdam, The Netherlands Member No.: 19,228 |
To continue the penguin line:
Have a penguin statuette possessed by a bound fire spirit, then put it on someone's trid. Call him up the next day, just before 8 pm, ask to be put through the trid. Command the spirit to use Elemental Blast on itself, through the trid. Wait until someone says "oh, fornicate the penguin." ...Because every silly thread needs one. |
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