How many schlongs can fit on a character?, This is seriously baking my noodle. Options

[toturi]

Penile Cyberzombification.

The Penii-Man

[Starmage21]

But how many penii can be acquired by a legal starting character? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Perssek]

Oh, great, first the Pornomancer in 4th edition, now this. My players can't see this kind of... thing.

[ShadowDragon8685]

But how many penii can be acquired by a legal starting character? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Give me a tick, I'll find out...

Alright. Spend the full enchilada on nuyen, of course, 50 BP = 500,000 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif)
Make a human character. Make him a Nartaki using SURGE II, not by chosing the Metavariant, to save yourself 15 BP. (Seriously, what the doy?!)
Cybertaker, EPE Adapsin.
Obvious Full Left Leg, Right Leg, Second-Hand Standard, Bulk x4.
Obvious Full Upper Left, Upper Right, Lower Left arms, Second-Hand Standard, Bulk x4.
Obvious Hand, Lower-Right, Second-Hand Standard, Bulk x2.
And one attached to Essence, for the drive-by.
That's 19*3 + 6 + 24*2 + 1 + 1. 113 penises taken from dead schlubs, 1,000 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) remaining, and 330 BP to spend on whatever you like. Probably the Perverted Arts.

[FuelDrop]

I still like the idea of the human centipede tied into a central nervous system with all limbs replaced by cyberdicklimbs. If we assume that each body has 5 essence left after the human centipede operation, how long should we go? 3 guys is 15 essence worth of delta cyberdicklimbs...

[tsuyoshikentsu]

Washington. Washington.

[Vegetaman]

Penile Cyberzombification.

The Penii-Man

Maybe he can help Burnout & Lethe in the quest to find Thayla to help keep the Horrors at bay? (get Ryan Mercury on the job, dang it!)

Oh, great, first the Pornomancer in 4th edition, now this. My players can't see this kind of... thing.

I hard a 3rd ed player try to do a pornomancer once he heard about the one in 4th ed... It did not end well. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleepy.gif)

[Snake Eyes]

Reminds me of The Funk.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)

[Neurosis]

Okay, so, in an IRC conversation, the concept of Mr. Dicks came up. I did some quick maths, came up with the number of 101, and someone said he thought that the number was over 200. So I threw all sense of fiscal responsibility out the window.

Take a male character (that's one penis,)
Give him the Cybertaker positive quality (-10% Essence cost.)
Give him EPE Adapsin before any other augmentations (-10% Essence cost.)
Give him two Deltaware Obvious Full Cyberlimbs, Bulky (rating 4) (Capacity 19x2)
Give him two Deltaware Obvious Full Cyberlegs, Bulky (rating 4) (Capacity 24x2)
Give him a Deltaware Obvious Cybertorso, Bulky (rating 4) (Capacity 14)
Give him a Deltaware Obvious Cyberskull, Bulky (rating 2) (Capacity 6)
Between Delta, Adapsin and Cybertaker, this guy has spent 1.88 Essence on Cyber, and 0.2 Essence on EPE Adapsin. He has 106 Capacity distributed head-to-toe, all of which is spent on Penile Implants.
He has 4.02 Essence remaining, allowing him to fit 50 additional Deltaware Penile Implants, at an essence cost of 0.08 each; 4 total, leaving him with a total Essence remaining of 0.02.
Thus he has 1 (natural) + 106 (Capacity) + 50 (Essence) = 157 penises. I don't think it's possible to get any more on a character, and he already costs 5,620,000 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) .

Quality journalism. Actually kind of amusing until you accidentally visualize the sea-anemone like "meat cactus" this would create. The shlongoth. I think I lost sanity in life.

*snip*

costs 5,620,000 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) .

That is a hell of a penis expansion budget. This person must have the most to compensate for ever, in the history of ever.

[Jaid]

Quality journalism. Actually kind of amusing until you accidentally visualize the sea-anemone like "meat cactus" this would create. The shlongoth. I think I lost sanity in life.



That is a hell of a penis expansion budget. This person must have the most to compensate for ever, in the history of ever.

oh, that's not the record-holder. he already mentioned nartaki, but in theory if you could add shiva arms you can get up to 6 arms. you can also install a balance tail for a net gain of 2 capacity.

[Summerstorm]

Washington. Washington.

I heard... motherfucker had like... 30 goddamn dicks.

So yeah, i think he is beaten in this respect. But no matter, he is still 12 stories high and made of radiation.

Also: I love this forum. That is all. No dick-related shenanigens here.

[Nows7]

Actually when the Horrors show up we might just throw this at them. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

They might just decide to find a more friendly/sane environment. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

It would sort of be the porn version of the old Blood Elves with their Thorns.

<movie trailer voice> In a world gone mad, a world over run by horrors from beyond the stars, one man (and his 687 penises) is mankind's last hope. </movie trailer voice>

[Lionhearted]

<movie trailer voice> In a world gone mad, a world over run by horrors from beyond the stars, one man (and his 687 penises) is mankind's last hope. </movie trailer voice>

You forgot the shot highlighting the differing and hilarious personalities of said dongs

[Sendaz]

<movie trailer voice> In a world gone mad, a world over run by horrors from beyond the stars, one man (and his 687 penises) is mankind's last hope. </movie trailer voice>

By your Penii combined I am CAPTAIN...


Oh nevermind. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

[Draco18s]

I'm just going to leave this here.
Also this (I am slightly ashamed to know the person wearing the one on the left).

[Sendaz]

Also this (I am slightly ashamed to know the person wearing the one on the left).

Is it horrible that when I saw the phallic suit on with the left the dino claws and the first thing to pop into my head was 'Me GrimCock love Challenge' ?

[Draco18s]

Is it horrible that when I saw the phallic suit on with the left the dino claws and the first thing to pop into my head was 'Me GrimCock love Challenge' ?

I don't know.

[Sendaz]

I don't know.

Not a Dinobot/Transformer Movie fan I take it? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

*feels old*

[Draco18s]

Not a Dinobot/Transformer Movie fan I take it? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

That show exists more as a reference point for why current two-side conflict shows aren't that good, rather than real nostalgia.

[ShadowDragon8685]

"Schlongoth". I love it. Mwahahahahahaahahaaaaaaah.

[Umidori]

Staying in the Positive Essence range (but just barely!), you could make a Jarhead Cyborg and then slot them into a custom drone.

I'm thinking you just hook them up to a "drone" skyscraper, every inch of which is covered in quivering faux man flesh. Could easily hit millions.

Alteratively, stick the brain in a military black helicopter similarly encrusted, both making you mobile and allowing you to helicopter while you helicopter.

~Umi

[hermit]

Okay, so, in an IRC conversation, the concept of Mr. Dicks came up. I did some quick maths, came up with the number of 101, and someone said he thought that the number was over 200. So I threw all sense of fiscal responsibility out the window.

Take a male character (that's one penis,)
Give him the Cybertaker positive quality (-10% Essence cost.)
Give him EPE Adapsin before any other augmentations (-10% Essence cost.)
Give him two Deltaware Obvious Full Cyberlimbs, Bulky (rating 4) (Capacity 19x2)
Give him two Deltaware Obvious Full Cyberlegs, Bulky (rating 4) (Capacity 24x2)
Give him a Deltaware Obvious Cybertorso, Bulky (rating 4) (Capacity 14)
Give him a Deltaware Obvious Cyberskull, Bulky (rating 2) (Capacity 6)
Between Delta, Adapsin and Cybertaker, this guy has spent 1.88 Essence on Cyber, and 0.2 Essence on EPE Adapsin. He has 106 Capacity distributed head-to-toe, all of which is spent on Penile Implants.
He has 4.02 Essence remaining, allowing him to fit 50 additional Deltaware Penile Implants, at an essence cost of 0.08 each; 4 total, leaving him with a total Essence remaining of 0.02.
Thus he has 1 (natural) + 106 (Capacity) + 50 (Essence) = 157 penises. I don't think it's possible to get any more on a character, and he already costs 5,620,000 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) .

You COULD make him a Ronin for more Essence cost savings.

[Daier Mune]

Shadowrun: For when you need to min/max a character with 187 dicks.

[Umidori]

Theoretically speaking, since Cyberpenii take up capacity, could you technically install them in cybereyes?

~Umi

[FuelDrop]

Theoretically speaking, since Cyberpenii take up capacity, could you technically install them in cybereyes?

~Umi

That is wrong. I mean, I may be an evil mad scientist but there are some lines we dare not cross.
Ewww!