 List of stupid/ funny wireless boni, to let out some steam |
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 Sep 6 2013, 12:50 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300  |
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Sep 6 2013, 08:44 PM)  I thought it was because atzlan kept pulling the football away. Football- wireless bonus allows you to know when exactly to pull the ball away so the kicker lands flat on his back. They said they wouldn't yank it away this time! They promised! |
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Sep 6 2013, 02:35 PM
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#102
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 08:48 AM) Questioning the man dancing the Wardance. Wireless Bonus: The man dancing the wardance can locate you by triangulating your wireless signal. Sorry ,but there is no Wireless Bonus for me because I physically removed WiFidelity He who dances with Skinlink & Cable Medicineman |
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Sep 6 2013, 02:45 PM
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#103
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 06:47 AM) Checkbook Wireless bonus: Self-balancing thanks to micro-miniaturized internal gyroscope. Ha! |
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Sep 6 2013, 05:11 PM
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#104
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 6 2013, 09:35 AM) Sorry, but there is no Wireless Bonus for me because I physically removed WiFidelity He who dances with Skinlink & Cable Medicineman You don't have to be wireless to triangulate on a wireless signal, actually. With an SR4 dance, me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Sep 6 2013, 05:26 PM
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#105
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 10:11 AM) You don't have to be wireless to triangulate on a wireless signal, actually. With an SR4 dance, me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) But the Wireless Signal you are triangulating on does... and since Medicineman is signal dark, well.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) |
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Sep 6 2013, 05:32 PM
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#106
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals?
An advantage. |
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Sep 6 2013, 05:35 PM
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#107
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 10:32 AM) You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals? An advantage. Indeed... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Sep 7 2013, 03:30 AM
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#108
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Sep 6 2013, 11:32 AM) You know what they call it when you're not emitting radio signals, have the equipment to receive radio signals, and the other guy is emitting radio signals? An advantage. Standard Operating Procedure? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Sep 7 2013, 03:38 AM
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#109
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
WiFi Sniffer:
Wireless Bonus: advertise your position |
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Sep 8 2013, 02:06 PM
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#110
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,168 Joined: 15-April 05 From: Helsinki, Finland Member No.: 7,337 |
Coffee:
Wireless Bonus: Is caffinated. (Without, it's Sanka.) |
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Sep 8 2013, 02:51 PM
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#111
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (ElFenrir @ Sep 8 2013, 09:06 AM) Coffee: Wireless Bonus: Is caffinated. (Without, it's Sanka.) No... Coffee (also Porridge): Wireless Bonus: just the right temperature. |
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Sep 8 2013, 06:01 PM
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#112
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 8 2013, 07:51 AM) No... Added: And continues to be "just the right temperature" for hours.
Coffee (also Porridge): Wireless Bonus: just the right temperature. |
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Sep 9 2013, 02:33 PM
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#113
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Sep 8 2013, 11:01 AM) Added: And continues to be "just the right temperature" for hours. Of course... Wireless Reheat. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Sep 10 2013, 05:40 AM
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#114
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
Batman's utility belt- Wireless bonus: get deus ex machina gadget as a free action.
Legion flight ring- wireless bonus: files flight plan with faa. Green lantern ring- wireless bonus: recharge away from lantern |
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Sep 11 2013, 09:24 PM
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#115
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Mirror
Wireless bonus: Let's you rotate the image in the mirror so you can look at yourself from all angles without having to actually move. Hacking the Mirror may allow one to access other wireless mirrors to call up their images. |
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Sep 11 2013, 10:42 PM
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#116
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
Technomancer
Wireless bonus: Hot SIM addiction. |
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Sep 11 2013, 11:48 PM
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#117
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
Topic Derailment.............
*hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted... |
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Sep 11 2013, 11:59 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 06:48 PM) Topic Derailment............. *hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted... I blame THIS Too bad about the boy though, but better to lose a finger than the whole arm. Willow Switch Wireless Bonus: +2 Accuracy for tanning hides. |
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Sep 12 2013, 12:39 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 06:48 PM) I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted... Your best bet is to sit down and watch it with him and comment on how much you enjoy the show. Either he'll be horrified and stop (childhood rebellion kicking in) or you'll get the infection over with quick and painlessly. |
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Sep 12 2013, 12:45 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2013, 08:39 AM) Your best bet is to sit down and watch it with him and comment on how much you enjoy the show. Either he'll be horrified and stop (childhood rebellion kicking in) or you'll get the infection over with quick and painlessly. Meh, build some robot pals and go all mst3k on his show. |
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Sep 12 2013, 03:08 AM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif)
All that is left is Fire... |
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Sep 12 2013, 03:44 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 11:08 AM) It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif) All that is left is Fire... Fire solves everything. |
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Sep 12 2013, 03:52 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 07:48 PM) Topic Derailment............. *hangs head* Not sure where to post this, but my mind is reeling and I am wandering the digital landscape in shock... My son has discovered the Horrors of MLP (and he likes it). Saints save me... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) I must beat the brony out of him... before the rest of my family is corrupted... QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 11:08 PM) It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif) All that is left is Fire... Welcome to the herd, TJ. It is inevitable. Let the Friendship flow through you, and take your place at our side. And remember, Smile! |
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Sep 12 2013, 04:05 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 08:15 PM) QUOTE (Shadow Knight @ Sep 11 2013, 07:46 PM) Bump... Hope you did not spill anything... Wireless Bonus: Never spill a drop while driving. |
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Sep 12 2013, 07:02 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 10:08 PM) It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif) All that is left is Fire... Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it. Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of compromise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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