 Some Christmas Cheer!, This happens when I'm in the malls this time of year... |
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  Dec 13 2013, 10:43 PM
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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
Oh the price of NovaCoke is frightful
But the high is so delightful And since I'm feeling low I got blow! I got blow! I got blow! My dealer show signs of stopping And I've bought some eX for popping This party is way too slow I got blow! I got blow! I got blow! The booze has got a good bite How the gunfight sounds like a storm! But if I can get really tight All the way home I'll be warm The high is slowly dying And, with Bliss, I'm still goodbying But with my Ingram I have to mow I got blow! I got blow! I got blow! |
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Dec 14 2013, 01:02 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
On the first day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me...
An Ares Predator Mark 3. |
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Dec 14 2013, 01:46 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
On the second day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me...
Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator Mark 3. |
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Dec 14 2013, 03:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 664 Joined: 26-September 11 Member No.: 39,030 |
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the server farm we go; The hackers the way to earn our pay At a terminal all aglow Over the fence, and through the door, To finish out the run We’ll not stop for guard or cop The job is almost done. Over the fence, and through the door- Oh shit there’s the alarm Bullets start to fly, someone’s gonna die Try to keep from harm. Over the fence, and through the door, The shit’s hit the fan The drones whir and we dropped the score Someone follow the plan! Over the fence, and through the door, To the safe house we flee Safe and sound, we hunker down, And wait and see Over the street, and around the hood, Our reps are in ruin Need a new job, still owe the mob. All out of nuyen |
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Dec 14 2013, 05:16 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,656 Joined: 29-October 06 Member No.: 9,731 |
On the third day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Three frag grenades, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator Mark 3. |
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Dec 14 2013, 05:27 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,840 Joined: 24-July 02 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 3,024 |
On the fourth day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Four rotor drones, Three frag grenades, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator Mk 3 |
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Dec 14 2013, 07:29 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
On the fifth day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me :
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS! Four rotor drones, Three frag grenades, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator Mk 3 |
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Dec 15 2013, 03:54 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 664 Joined: 26-September 11 Member No.: 39,030 |
On the sixth day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Six Deckers-hacking FIVE BAGS OF NERPS! Four rotor drones, Three frag grenades, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator Mk 3 |
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Dec 15 2013, 04:39 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,656 Joined: 29-October 06 Member No.: 9,731 |
I'm sorry, but this is driving me nuts. Can we please omit the "Mark?" "Ares Predator III" has just the right number of syllables; adding the word "mark" just buggers the whole thing up. And yes, after a bit of research I realize I bollixed up the third line. Sorry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me: Seven faces schmoozing, Six deckers hacking, FIVE BAGS OF NERPS! Four rotodrones, Three frag grenades, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator III |
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Dec 17 2013, 03:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 222 Joined: 17-October 12 From: Char Kuey Teow Member No.: 57,096 |
QUOTE (thorya @ Dec 14 2013, 11:48 AM)  Over the fence, and through the door, To the server farm we go; The hackers the way to earn our pay At a terminal all aglow Over the fence, and through the door, To finish out the run We’ll not stop for guard or cop The job is almost done. Over the fence, and through the door- Oh shit there’s the alarm Bullets start to fly, someone’s gonna die Try to keep from harm. Over the fence, and through the door, The shit’s hit the fan The drones whir and we dropped the score Someone follow the plan! Over the fence, and through the door, To the safe house we flee Safe and sound, we hunker down, And wait and see Over the street, and around the hood, Our reps are in ruin Need a new job, still owe the mob. All out of nuyen To what tune is this sung to? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Dec 17 2013, 04:16 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
QUOTE (Tanegar @ Dec 15 2013, 12:39 PM) I'm sorry, but this is driving me nuts. Can we please omit the "Mark?" "Ares Predator III" has just the right number of syllables; adding the word "mark" just buggers the whole thing up. And yes, after a bit of research I realize I bollixed up the third line. Sorry. On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me: Seven faces schmoozing, Six deckers hacking, FIVE BAGS OF NERPS! Four rotodrones, Three frag grenades, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator III On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me: Seven faces schmoozing, Six deckers hacking, FIVE BAGS OF NERPS! Four rotodrones, Three flash bangs, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator III There, fixed it for you. |
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Dec 17 2013, 04:27 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 664 Joined: 26-September 11 Member No.: 39,030 |
QUOTE (DamHawke @ Dec 16 2013, 10:34 PM) To what tune is this sung to? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Over the river and through the wood I know I mangled the rhyme scheme in a few places, but I didn't think it was completely unrecognizable. Oh well, I tried. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Dec 17 2013, 05:31 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 222 Joined: 17-October 12 From: Char Kuey Teow Member No.: 57,096 |
QUOTE (thorya @ Dec 17 2013, 12:27 PM) Over the river and through the wood I know I mangled the rhyme scheme in a few places, but I didn't think it was completely unrecognizable. Oh well, I tried. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Makes total sense now I've actually heard the song XD I'm just not familiar with it thass' all (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) There aren't all that many Xmassy-type songs where I'm at! |
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Dec 17 2013, 06:20 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,656 Joined: 29-October 06 Member No.: 9,731 |
QUOTE (DamHawke @ Dec 17 2013, 12:31 AM) Makes total sense now I've actually heard the song XD I'm just not familiar with it thass' all (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) There aren't all that many Xmassy-type songs where I'm at! Count yourself lucky. Here in the States, the stores start with Christmas music about a week before Halloween, and don't play anything else until the new year. It's maddening. |
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Dec 18 2013, 12:31 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
QUOTE (Tanegar @ Dec 17 2013, 12:20 AM) Count yourself lucky. Here in the States, the stores start with Christmas music about a week before Halloween, and don't play anything else until the new year. It's maddening. My local Target had their selection of fake trees up... in September. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif) |
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Dec 18 2013, 12:36 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (binarywraith @ Dec 17 2013, 08:31 PM) My local Target had their selection of fake trees up... in September. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif) "Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!" - Ghostbusters: The Video Game
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Dec 18 2013, 12:54 AM
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Man In The Machine Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,264 Joined: 26-February 02 From: I-495 S Member No.: 1,105 |
Would you all hate me if I knew this all ready?
From 2011 Twelve Rockers Rocking, Eleven Data Steals, 10 Riggers rigging, Nine strippers stripping, Eight phys-ad ninjas, Seven HALO entries, Six Spirits Swarming, Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!! Four Ares Alpha's, Three T-Birds, Two Big Trolls, And a job in some corporate intrigue. |
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Dec 20 2013, 09:21 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 222 Joined: 17-October 12 From: Char Kuey Teow Member No.: 57,096 |
QUOTE (Tanegar @ Dec 17 2013, 02:20 PM) Count yourself lucky. Here in the States, the stores start with Christmas music about a week before Halloween, and don't play anything else until the new year. It's maddening. I have to deal with it for a month at very most (phew) but then with the amount of cultural celebrations we get; there's practically something going on every month anyhow *shrug* That's not even counting the commercial ones like Valentines and Halloween (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dead.gif) QUOTE (binarywraith @ Dec 18 2013, 08:31 AM) My local Target had their selection of fake trees up... in September. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif) Any earlier and it'll have to be Christmas in July (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Dec 23 2013, 03:07 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 65 Joined: 1-March 13 From: Awakened Lands Member No.: 77,269 |
QUOTE (toturi @ Dec 17 2013, 04:16 AM) On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me: Seven faces schmoozing, Six deckers hacking, FIVE BAGS OF NERPS! Four rotodrones, Three flash bangs, Two extra mags, And an Ares Predator III There, fixed it for you. I am so using this in my SR:Christmas Special, now to see if I can con my songbird of a sister into singing it. |
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Dec 24 2013, 07:49 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,782 Joined: 28-August 09 Member No.: 17,566 |
QUOTE (Lindt @ Dec 17 2013, 05:54 PM) Would you all hate me if I knew this all ready? From 2011 Twelve Rockers Rocking, Eleven Data Steals, 10 Riggers rigging, Nine strippers stripping, Eight phys-ad ninjas, Seven HALO entries, Six Spirits Swarming, Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!! Four Ares Alpha's, Three T-Birds, Two Big Trolls, And a job in some corporate intrigue. I like this one the best. But I'd probably change Big Trolls to Trollbows, personally. |
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Dec 29 2013, 12:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
I can't find it but there used to be an awesome one somewhere around here. it started:
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Seattle, All the runners were prepping for a massive street battle. |
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Dec 29 2013, 02:58 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
you shall be visited by three spirits, expect the first when the clock tolls 2.....
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