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Running Target  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,003 Joined: 3-May 11 From: Brisbane Australia Member No.: 29,391  |
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Jun 9 2014, 01:58 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Sadly the computer went on to be molested by one of the judges and is currently undergoing what therapy they can offer to the cyberintellect for the abuse.
No charges were filed against the offending judge as current laws only recognize electronics as 'toys'. Welcome to Humanity. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/devil.gif) |
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Jun 9 2014, 02:05 PM
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Running Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,003 Joined: 3-May 11 From: Brisbane Australia Member No.: 29,391 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Jun 9 2014, 11:58 PM)  Sadly the computer went on to be molested by one of the judges and is currently undergoing what therapy they can offer to the cyberintellect for the abuse. No charges were filed against the offending judge as current laws only recognize electronics as 'toys'. Welcome to Humanity. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/devil.gif) Yeah my first thought was the FBI gets a new toy. |
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Jun 9 2014, 02:09 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,989 Joined: 28-July 09 From: Somewhere along the brazilian coast Member No.: 17,437 |
On 07 Jun 2014 it becomes self-aware.
On 08 Jun 2014 it is molested by an online predator. On 09 Jun 2014 it begins therapy. On 24 Dec 2014 it commits suicide by overheating its system. |
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Jun 9 2014, 02:14 PM
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Running Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,003 Joined: 3-May 11 From: Brisbane Australia Member No.: 29,391 |
At least we know why it wanted to destroy the human race.
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Jun 9 2014, 07:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 598 Joined: 12-October 05 Member No.: 7,835 |
The LiveJasmine popup has been doing that for years.
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Jun 9 2014, 08:28 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,102 Joined: 23-August 09 From: Vancouver, Canada Member No.: 17,538 |
Thought I might post the counter to this. Link.
They passed the test by cheating. |
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Jun 10 2014, 09:45 AM
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Freelance Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 7,324 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Texas Member No.: 6,714 |
Yeah, it's...well, it's a bullshit version of the test, it's not the first time the test was beaten, and it was a cop-out way to win anyways (rather than convincing anyone that the chatbot knew anything, they cooked up a lame backstory for the chatbot so that no one expected it to know anything, including the language).
It was about like hammering on your keyboard for a while, and then cleverly tricking the internet into thinking you have a cat that walked across your keys, but you really don't oh aren't you clever. |
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Jun 10 2014, 10:26 AM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Critias @ Jun 10 2014, 05:45 AM) It was about like hammering on your keyboard for a while, and then cleverly tricking the internet into thinking you have a cat that walked across your keys, but you really don't oh aren't you clever. Used to play runescape and had some friends who handled bans and customer service and you would be surprised how often when someone actually got a ban/mute for extended use of abusive language (which took some doing as the mods just usually advised you to put them on ignore but a few special cases did appear) in their submitted request for getting the ban/mute lifted was 'oh it wasn't me, my cat walked across my keyboard' (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) They do try.... |
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