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post Feb 12 2005, 08:58 PM
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STREET SAMAURI CATALOG.
cover art.

It is not a mullet.
I repeat.
NOT A MULLET.

it is a mohawk in its natural state (not spiked up).
soka?

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mfb
post Feb 12 2005, 09:00 PM
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i really don't see that at all. at best, incorporates elements of a mohawk, with the top being slightly longer than the sides. but the back is clearly longer than the front (what with it being puttling into a ponytail and all), which makes it at least 50% mullet. maybe it's a mullethawk.

wow. i really will argue about anything.
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:02 PM
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k. everybody.
listen.
I have a mohawk.
thats what it looks like when you dont spike it. And see that strand of pink he has? THats a spike if he were to wear it up.
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:04 PM
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Cool.
You know.
Paragraphs suck!
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:04 PM
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when I dont trim the sides of my head, people dont realize I have a mohawk either.
the guy is too busy to get a trim. see how he needs a shave, too?
coincidence i think not.
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:06 PM
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do you realize how many times i see people commenting on STREET SAUMAURI CATALOGs "mullet"?
thats why I made the post. CLARIFICATION.
Im not arguing. Im using Dumpshock for what its worth.

Im bored and playing around on my computer, too.
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:13 PM
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what it boils down to is this.
Shadowrun has a severely strong cyberpunk theme. Noone recognizes this when it's on the cover of the bloody sourcebooks.
I take it personally because I love the game, I see what the artist did when he created an oldschool punker shadowrunner. EVeryone seems to slag it cuz they think he has a mullet.

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post Feb 12 2005, 09:15 PM
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Hm.
I guess I'll
Jump on board.

Really, when was the
Last time you had a girlfriend?
Been a while, I guess.
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:23 PM
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:27 PM
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mohawk or mulllet?
truly, this is a question
for the ages, y'all.
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post Feb 12 2005, 09:33 PM
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Let's ask the Internet authority on Mullets:
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

And I think the guy has a mullet.
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE (Mensche)
I have a mohawk.
thats what it looks like when you dont spike it.

Oh, wow.

You've got a mullet, then. That rocks. 'Cause, I mean, that cover art? That cover art is a mullet. You can call it a "not spiked mohawk" if it helps you sleep at night, or keep the demons away, or put down the bottle, or whatever...but...

If your
haircut is like
the one on
the cover?
You have
a mullet.
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:34 PM
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Uh oh.
I think them's
fightin' words.
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:35 PM
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I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. And I sees me a mullet.
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:42 PM
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A Mullhawk, perhaps?
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:42 PM
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Aerodynamic
Run fast, my hair's a spoiler
Just like my Trans-Am

I-ROC, camero
White trash glistening brightly
Mullitude rising

Be careful barber
Short for boss, long for ladies
Pass the Jerry curl

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post Feb 12 2005, 10:43 PM
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MULLET HAIKU ATTACK!

My lord has cast me out;
I must don my ronin gear.
It's a mullethawk.

or, alternately...

It is said wave-men
have got mad cyber-styles.
Not in a mullet!
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:50 PM
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Dude, I have a mohawk too, and its down right now. It sure as hell does not look like that.
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:50 PM
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dikote katana
blade finally sharp enough
to trim my mullet
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post Feb 12 2005, 10:51 PM
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Wait. Before you make a call like that, hold this katana, this grenade launcher, and surround yourself with zombies. Snap a webcam shot, and post it.

I think we'll be the judges, thankyouverymullet. Much. I meant much.
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post Feb 12 2005, 11:30 PM
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External smartlink
nearly worse than a mullet.
Upgrade now chummer!
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post Feb 12 2005, 11:42 PM
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dude. I would so take a pic of me surrounded by ghouls if I could.
and just to let you all know, my girlfriend is on your side and doesn't think its a mohawk either.
im standing my ground.
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:43 AM
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QUOTE (Mensche)
dude. I would so take a pic of me surrounded by ghouls if I could.
and just to let you all know, my girlfriend is on your side and doesn't think its a mohawk either.
im standing my ground.

most mullet wearer's would stand their own ground, most of YOUR kind would...
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post Feb 13 2005, 03:10 AM
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This is really more senryu than haiku, but when my BF mentioned this thread I felt compelled to comment.

the runners gape as
a kentucky waterfall
aims an SMG

caustic acid snow,
chummer, your mullet begins
to gather burn-flakes

seattle summer.
the johnson with the ape drape
has a hungry gaze.
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post Feb 13 2005, 03:36 AM
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Mullet haikus...only on Dumpshock.

Oh, what the hell

I get a haircut
I get the business in front
Party in the back
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