STREET SAMAURI CATALOG.
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It is not a mullet.
I repeat.
NOT A MULLET.

it is a mohawk in its natural state (not spiked up).
soka?

i really don't see that at all. at best, incorporates elements of a mohawk, with the top being slightly longer than the sides. but the back is clearly longer than the front (what with it being puttling into a ponytail and all), which makes it at least 50% mullet. maybe it's a mullethawk.

wow. i really will argue about anything.

k. everybody.
listen.
I have a mohawk.
thats what it looks like when you dont spike it. And see that strand of pink he has? THats a spike if he were to wear it up.

Cool.
You know.
Paragraphs suck!

when I dont trim the sides of my head, people dont realize I have a mohawk either.
the guy is too busy to get a trim. see how he needs a shave, too?
coincidence i think not.

do you realize how many times i see people commenting on STREET SAUMAURI CATALOGs "mullet"?
thats why I made the post. CLARIFICATION.
Im not arguing. Im using Dumpshock for what its worth.

Im bored and playing around on my computer, too.

what it boils down to is this.
Shadowrun has a severely strong cyberpunk theme. Noone recognizes this when it's on the cover of the bloody sourcebooks.
I take it personally because I love the game, I see what the artist did when he created an oldschool punker shadowrunner. EVeryone seems to slag it cuz they think he has a mullet.

Hm.
I guess I'll
Jump on board.

Really, when was the
Last time you had a girlfriend?
Been a while, I guess.

Your poetry sings
to my heart, but my browser
does its own line wraps.

~J

mohawk or mulllet?
truly, this is a question
for the ages, y'all.

Let's ask the Internet authority on Mullets:
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

And I think the guy has a mullet.

Uh oh.
I think them's
fightin' words.

I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. And I sees me a mullet.

A Mullhawk, perhaps?

Aerodynamic
Run fast, my hair's a spoiler
Just like my Trans-Am

I-ROC, camero
White trash glistening brightly
Mullitude rising

Be careful barber
Short for boss, long for ladies
Pass the Jerry curl

MULLET HAIKU ATTACK!

My lord has cast me out;
I must don my ronin gear.
It's a mullethawk.

or, alternately...

It is said wave-men
have got mad cyber-styles.
Not in a mullet!

Dude, I have a mohawk too, and its down right now. It sure as hell does not look like that.

dikote katana
blade finally sharp enough
to trim my mullet

Wait. Before you make a call like that, hold this katana, this grenade launcher, and surround yourself with zombies. Snap a webcam shot, and post it.

I think we'll be the judges, thankyouverymullet. Much. I meant much.

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nearly worse than a mullet.
Upgrade now chummer!

dude. I would so take a pic of me surrounded by ghouls if I could.
and just to let you all know, my girlfriend is on your side and doesn't think its a mohawk either.
im standing my ground.

This is really more senryu than haiku, but when my BF mentioned this thread I felt compelled to comment.

the runners gape as
a kentucky waterfall
aims an SMG

caustic acid snow,
chummer, your mullet begins
to gather burn-flakes

seattle summer.
the johnson with the ape drape
has a hungry gaze.

Mullet haikus...only on Dumpshock.

Oh, what the hell

I get a haircut
I get the business in front
Party in the back

haha, "kentucky waterfall?" nice.

It's not a mullet
Girlfriend's from Canada
I am telling truth.

JaronK

Hey, leave him alone
He has a mullethawk thing
And maybe shotguns.

do not believe him.
Canada is filled with lies!
poutine: their one grace.

E-ww, Poutine. Man,
That stuff will blow up your heart
But it is damn good.

Voorhees, I thought you'd know better than to get involved in something like this. I'm dissapointed.

And all the rest of you: Get on topic. Some kind of SR related topic. And despite any beard-burning topics in my sordid past, this is only tangentially related, and that's not good enough. Quit it.

</schoolmarm>

In my honest opinion I think we should make an effort to contact the Artist if it's possible and ask them what they were intending.
I say it's a Mullet but I could be wrong. The bangs and front are way too short for a mowhawk.

After some pretty "heavy" threads lately, I thought leaving this one open was a great idea for letting people burn off some steam.

Much obliged. We all appreciate letting our hair down every once in a while.

See what puns get you?

To everyone in topic: you owe me a new keyboard, I spit beer on my mine.

Mullet haiku really has no equal.

vokuhila means
party, front; business, rear.
still a dirty 'do!

Chummer, don't you mean
"Business, front; party, rear"?
Or am I addled?

~J

Yeah, he totally
mixed all of that shit up, dude
Got the mullet wrong.

Ha! Jesus H. Christ
Never thought I'd see the day
Mullet Haiku's?, Joy!

Buisiness in the front
He got it reversed you see
Party in the Back

JaronK

Mullets command att—
KillaJ, JaronK... fuck!
Can't tell them apart.

great galloping golly!
backwards! all are they words, my
shamed, i seppuku.

Uh oh, sacred rule:
Five, seven, five, 4eva!
mfb forgot.