I find it quite odd,
Even inexplicable,
That throughout all this
Not once has Tanka come here
To grace us with a tanka.

~J

i am on a roll.
first, backwards; and then--for shame!
i cannot count. pwnd!

edit: sweet jesus
i almost did it again!
unwell, i must be.

Grand purpose in life
Until now, unknown to me
Must write bad Haiku!

It's a mohawk.

Not once has Tanka come here
To grace us with a tanka.
Yet without his voice
I may still provide for you
a mullet renga.