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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327  |
oh man, I have this bad image in my mind now...
------------------------------------------------------ A young male elf wearing the symbols of his gang, The Ancients, singing from his pad in the city of Seattle... (Sung to the music of 'I Feel Pretty'*) I feel floofy, Oh, so floofy, I feel floofy, and witty and gay, And I pity Any meta who isn’t me today. I feel charming, Oh, so charming-- It’s alarming how charming I feel, And so floofy That I hardly can believe I’m real. See the pretty elf in that mirror there: Who can that attractive elf be? Such a pretty face, Such a pretty dress, Such a pretty ears, Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing-- Feel like casting and prancing for joy, For I’m loved By a pretty wonderful troll*! --------------------------------------------------- * - Song courtesy from West Side Story, movie version lyrics ** - Bubba the Love Troll... |
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Mar 4 2005, 06:39 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
you worry me
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Mar 4 2005, 06:49 AM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,587 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Berkeley, CA Member No.: 7,014 |
Have you seen my good friend, Elf-onso... the craziest Elf on the block!
You'll know him the minute you see him... he's the one who is in an advanced state of shock! He thinks he's in love. He thinks he's in Spain. He isn't in love, He's merely insane! |
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Mar 4 2005, 06:52 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
It must be the heat
Or some rare VITAS, Or too much to eat Or maybe it's fleas. Keep away from him, Send for DocWagon! This is not the Elf we know! Modest and pure, Polite and refined, Well-bred and mature And out of his mind! |
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Mar 4 2005, 07:08 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 392 Joined: 13-January 05 From: Forgot where his meat body was Member No.: 6,971 |
*walks in, checks the padding on the walls, nods to himself and walks out, satisfied that all the loonies are all safely confined in a single thread*
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Mar 4 2005, 07:11 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,129 Joined: 11-June 03 From: Tir Tairngire Member No.: 4,712 |
heh... no kidding. :)
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Mar 4 2005, 07:52 AM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,587 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Berkeley, CA Member No.: 7,014 |
This reminds me of a discussion that we had in our group about what kind of Musical Theater would still be around in 2060. We recently had the group sneak onto a production of "Grease" (that flopped, and closed down in a week), and were coming up with various remakes of musicals with magic and metahumans, like Les Miserables with all the lead parts played by Elves or Javert being sung by a Troll Baritone (a Tenor by Troll standards).
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Mar 4 2005, 08:40 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 29-January 05 From: San Diego, California Member No.: 7,032 |
Yeah elves are no fun even the Elf in our running group says he's not an elf , he's German ... ah Blitzen the 14 Strenght Anti-elf :cyber: |
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 Mar 4 2005, 12:27 PM
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The Sewer Jockey Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 857 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Kent, United Kingdom Member No.: 1,197 |
Dude, you've got to think glooooooobally... ;) I'm feeling, though, that the likliest "form" of musical theatre around would be something like Stephen Sondheim (great guy). I can just picture the wonderful complex harmonies of Now-Soon-Later (from Night Music) lifted up by a trio of Dwarf (Heinrich, the little guy), Human (Frederick) and Elf (Anne). And a sasquatch in the band... And I'd love to see "Company" done by an all-Ork troupe! But the Troll Gilbert and Sullivan company? I think not... |
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Mar 4 2005, 12:42 PM
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It's for winners Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 523 Joined: 8-February 05 From: Wiltshire with da shooty stuff Member No.: 7,067 |
Just logged on and seen this..... LOL I have just had some quisical looks as to why i have just fallen off my stool and droped my work on the floor! Sizzle....... oops! torz x :oops: |
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Mar 4 2005, 05:09 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Hehe, that leads back to the stereotype in Les Miserables with most of the lead parts being elves... those elves are french! Hmmm... oh, anybody hear of the miniatures game, flintloque? Fantasy meets Napoleonic, the elves are the french, the orks are the british, the undead are the russians, etc... Speaking of which, what sort of Elvis variations will we find in Vegas 2064? Great, now you inspired to plan for a silly run or two centering around Broadway... :wobble: |
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Mar 4 2005, 05:21 PM
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Illuminate of the New Dawn Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 317 Joined: 9-June 03 From: Seattle 'Plex, UCAS Member No.: 4,700 |
You know there's somebody there with Elvis as an Idol (Bacchus as a template?). Elvis shaman. Yeah. *shudder* :eek:
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Mar 4 2005, 07:15 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,133 Joined: 3-October 04 Member No.: 6,722 |
Wasn't that the one with the supplement... oh, what was it, Sharkey's Rifles or some such? |
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Mar 4 2005, 08:10 PM
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But to fit in with this thread it would have to be Elf-is. I crack myself up. |
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Mar 5 2005, 03:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 407 Joined: 9-February 05 From: Oklahoma City, OK, USA Member No.: 7,070 |
Here's some duct tape, fix it and keep the jokes coming. How come noone's mentioned dwarf tossing? :D |
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Mar 6 2005, 07:51 PM
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Untrue. Humans get twice as much Karma pool as everyone else. |
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