Enka music death, What I'd write if I could write Options

[Wounded Ronin]

Some people can, like, write things down which turn into fiction which is entertaining to read. I can't do that, but if I could, I'd write the following story which is related to Shadowrun.


There would be a 1980s Japanese guy in an immaculate black or dark blue business suit. He'd be sitting in a bar drinking a manly swing of warm sake. He'd get up, go over to the jukebox, and use a certified credstick to cue the following music: http://www.crotchviolence.org/crotchviolen...no%20Defune.mp3

Then, over precisely the next four minutes and nineteen seconds, while this music was blaring loudly in the background, he'd walk to the back of the bar towards the soundproofed rooms where the shadowrunners meet with the Johnsons.

He'd use some kind of extremely 1980s Japanese wristlock to quietly toss aside a waiter who tried to stop him, and then he'd throw a hand grenade into one of the soundproofed rooms. Next, using a variety of firearms and a katana, he'd kill everyone in the room who survived the grenade blast, pwning the sammies and the physads and the mages because he has lots of karma pool.

Finally, he'd walk off into the night, disappearing from the scene just as Lone Star shows up about 5 minutes later. And the whole time, there would be quotations from hagakure and gorin no sho interspersed in the text to show that this man had the true power of the 80s.

And then the story would end, leaving the reader to guess that this was a super 1980s asiatic yakuza hitman who was out to stop a particular shadowrun before it started.