 Put your caption here!, The best caption for the SR4 cover |
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 Jul 17 2005, 05:23 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246  |
Okay, here is the pic.
http://www.fanpro.com/sr/gfx/Shadowrun4Cover.jpg Post your best captions here. Always seems to generate some laughs, thought it would be a little way to lighten the mood on DS. |
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Jul 17 2005, 05:35 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 11,410 Joined: 1-October 03 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 5,670 |
[TehStreetSam5057]: LFM for ZIC need 1 more PST
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Jul 17 2005, 05:44 AM
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Resident Legionnaire Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,136 Joined: 8-August 04 From: Usually Work Member No.: 6,550 |
"Dude...like, what are we supposed to do again?"
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Jul 17 2005, 07:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 442 Joined: 23-April 04 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 6,280 |
"Funklezhan's Latest Music Video"
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Jul 17 2005, 07:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 316 Joined: 18-July 03 Member No.: 4,963 |
The dwarf ALWAYS wins Laser Limbo.
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Jul 17 2005, 07:58 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,458 Joined: 22-March 03 From: I am a figment of my own imagination. Member No.: 4,302 |
`Blinky the three eyed devil rat sensed something big was going down at the old roller disco.`
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Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 932 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Orlando, Florida Member No.: 1,042 |
Gentlemen, White Wolf's flag is on the other side of this door.
Every runner team includes a well-armed Chinese waiter. Elven chicks bring knives to gun fights. His team defends him while the Virtual Cowboy plays City of Heroes. Here it is, gentlemen...the graveyard of drones with faulty stabilizers. Trolls poop live devil rats. Did we remember to adjust for daylight savings time? I dare you to put your tongue on that. Only later would they realize they were getting paid in rubles. Will he ever know how much I love him? |
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Jul 17 2005, 05:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 227 Joined: 18-August 03 Member No.: 5,513 |
Despite the diversity on the team, their employers at the 21st Century Rainbow Coalition would have been pissed if the Troll had simply kicked the door in as per usual...
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Jul 17 2005, 05:48 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 348 Joined: 20-June 03 Member No.: 4,782 |
How not to break into a buuilding.
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Jul 17 2005, 10:12 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
"Drek, what'ya mean 'Press Alt Control Delete to begin'?. Frag! Guys I've been hit with the NT Virus. We should abort before all our wirelessly linked illegal ware gets registered against our will."
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Jul 18 2005, 02:21 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 13-March 03 From: Bunker Gate 7 [CaTCo Compound] Member No.: 4,248 |
"These day, shadowrunning is not so glamour; many runners do runs only to buy better clothes"
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Jul 18 2005, 03:33 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,073 Joined: 23-August 04 Member No.: 6,587 |
Is that a paper newspaper dispenser?
Edward |
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Jul 18 2005, 04:54 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
Chromedome, the street sam suddenly realizes that the thing he thought was his spur is actually his 12 inch "Mr. Man" implant. In a moment he will realize where his razorsharp 2 foot spur is implanted. I thought I told the street doc to implant this thing on the other side of my arm. How am I supposed to stab anyone with this? "Just gotta check the email one more time before we do the break in. Look at this one, "Sportsfan, don't go in the door, it's a trap". "If we could convince the troll to use deodorant, I wouldn't have to bring my own air supply." "I'm surprised the others aren't wearing masks too." Miisha, the spirit possessing the devil rat, senses his moment approaching to break free of his stupid troll summoner. Shadowrun without the shadows The devil rat runs away to get the rest of the nest for the feast to follow. This is the last confirmed sighting of the shadowrunning team known as the "Aces and Eights" Currently presumed dead. "Ya know, maybe I should point the gun in the direction I'm looking." |
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Jul 18 2005, 06:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 232 Joined: 19-October 04 Member No.: 6,773 |
omfg the hillarity!! mfb ftw!! |
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Jul 18 2005, 07:03 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,278 Joined: 15-April 05 Member No.: 7,336 |
Observing her de ... hacker's expression Sally wondered if everyone should have brought air supplies for the four hour tour of the biohazard container.
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Jul 18 2005, 08:51 AM
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Guests |
Troll "I cast Magic Missle at the darkness!"
Ninjelf "I have an ogre slaying knife" Gnome "It says on my sheet i have blue goggles, but i want to have purple ones." Street Sami "WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!?!?" |
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Jul 18 2005, 03:13 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 2 Joined: 14-April 03 Member No.: 4,447 |
Comicon 2070
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Jul 18 2005, 03:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle Member No.: 1,525 |
Shadowrun...cosplay and bottle rockets, apparently.
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Jul 18 2005, 04:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 407 Joined: 22-March 04 Member No.: 6,183 |
Upon later reflection, the survivors realized that the rat was the wisest of them all.
Squag the dwarf felt a moment of fear when she/he realized that maglocks cannot be hacked with an iPod. |
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Jul 18 2005, 06:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 12-April 04 From: Lacey, Washington Member No.: 6,237 |
"This is Shadowrun on drugs. Any questions?"
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Jul 18 2005, 06:37 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
StreetSam: "You *do* know we are at least twelve-point-four seconds behind schedule?"
ElvenBlade: ".....Yes......" TrolMage: "Survivor buys the beer." DwarfDecker: "If he says 'shed-yool' again, I'm gonna laugh, man." |
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Jul 18 2005, 07:01 PM
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Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill. Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,545 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gloomy Boise Idaho Member No.: 2,006 |
"I disbelieve, I disbelieve!"
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Jul 18 2005, 07:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 19-August 02 Member No.: 3,139 |
:) Thats it, they aren't shadowrunners, They're Larper's! |
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Jul 18 2005, 08:47 PM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
...whadda mean... no public restrooms??!!
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Jul 18 2005, 11:00 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,077 Joined: 14-September 04 Member No.: 6,658 |
Seattle, May 12 - A downtown ATM was vandalized in broad daylight by a group of 'shadowrunners' who, it seems, were trying to withdraw some nuyen.
"The damn thing kept unslotting my stick, we just needed some money to pay off Danny Demarc-- uh, that ain't on the record, is it?" said one team member, a troll, who would not divulge his name. Security drones have... (Cont. 7A) |
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