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apollo124
Okay, here is the pic.

http://www.fanpro.com/sr/gfx/Shadowrun4Cover.jpg

Post your best captions here. Always seems to generate some laughs, thought it would be a little way to lighten the mood on DS.
mfb
[TehStreetSam5057]: LFM for ZIC need 1 more PST
FrostyNSO
"Dude...like, what are we supposed to do again?"
Nerbert
"Funklezhan's Latest Music Video"
Modesitt
The dwarf ALWAYS wins Laser Limbo.
Digital Heroin
`Blinky the three eyed devil rat sensed something big was going down at the old roller disco.`
Zen Shooter01
Gentlemen, White Wolf's flag is on the other side of this door.

Every runner team includes a well-armed Chinese waiter.

Elven chicks bring knives to gun fights.

His team defends him while the Virtual Cowboy plays City of Heroes.

Here it is, gentlemen...the graveyard of drones with faulty stabilizers.

Trolls poop live devil rats.

Did we remember to adjust for daylight savings time?

I dare you to put your tongue on that.

Only later would they realize they were getting paid in rubles.

Will he ever know how much I love him?


CanvasBack
Despite the diversity on the team, their employers at the 21st Century Rainbow Coalition would have been pissed if the Troll had simply kicked the door in as per usual...

Buzzed
How not to break into a buuilding.
Nikoli
"Drek, what'ya mean 'Press Alt Control Delete to begin'?. Frag! Guys I've been hit with the NT Virus. We should abort before all our wirelessly linked illegal ware gets registered against our will."
Homme-qui-rigole
"These day, shadowrunning is not so glamour; many runners do runs only to buy better clothes"
Edward
Is that a paper newspaper dispenser?

Edward
apollo124

Chromedome, the street sam suddenly realizes that the thing he thought was his spur is actually his 12 inch "Mr. Man" implant. In a moment he will realize where his razorsharp 2 foot spur is implanted.

I thought I told the street doc to implant this thing on the other side of my arm. How am I supposed to stab anyone with this?

"Just gotta check the email one more time before we do the break in. Look at this one, "Sportsfan, don't go in the door, it's a trap".

"If we could convince the troll to use deodorant, I wouldn't have to bring my own air supply."

"I'm surprised the others aren't wearing masks too."

Miisha, the spirit possessing the devil rat, senses his moment approaching to break free of his stupid troll summoner.

Shadowrun without the shadows

The devil rat runs away to get the rest of the nest for the feast to follow.

This is the last confirmed sighting of the shadowrunning team known as the "Aces and Eights" Currently presumed dead.

"Ya know, maybe I should point the gun in the direction I'm looking."

Halabis
QUOTE (mfb)
[TehStreetSam5057]: LFM for ZIC need 1 more PST

omfg the hillarity!!


mfb ftw!!
pragma
Observing her de ... hacker's expression Sally wondered if everyone should have brought air supplies for the four hour tour of the biohazard container.
Overwatch
Troll "I cast Magic Missle at the darkness!"

Ninjelf "I have an ogre slaying knife"

Gnome "It says on my sheet i have blue goggles, but i want to have purple ones."

Street Sami "WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!?!?"
Mister Takeda
Comicon 2070
Raskolnikov
Shadowrun...cosplay and bottle rockets, apparently.
Capt. Dave
Upon later reflection, the survivors realized that the rat was the wisest of them all.

Squag the dwarf felt a moment of fear when she/he realized that maglocks cannot be hacked with an iPod.

Clyde
"This is Shadowrun on drugs. Any questions?"
BookWyrm
StreetSam: "You *do* know we are at least twelve-point-four seconds behind schedule?"
ElvenBlade: ".....Yes......"
TrolMage: "Survivor buys the beer."
DwarfDecker: "If he says 'shed-yool' again, I'm gonna laugh, man."
Shadow
"I disbelieve, I disbelieve!"
Eldritch
QUOTE (Mister Takeda)
Comicon 2070

smile.gif Thats it, they aren't shadowrunners, They're Larper's!

Kyoto Kid
...whadda mean... no public restrooms??!!
HeySparky
Seattle, May 12 - A downtown ATM was vandalized in broad daylight by a group of 'shadowrunners' who, it seems, were trying to withdraw some nuyen.

"The damn thing kept unslotting my stick, we just needed some money to pay off Danny Demarc-- uh, that ain't on the record, is it?" said one team member, a troll, who would not divulge his name. Security drones have... (Cont. 7A)
CirclMastr
Still no flying cars, sorry.

Tip #11: Stay behind the troll.

Hackers are cool again! Honest!

Could be worse, could be raining.

Now with more elf porn!

Political correctness sucking in action.

Never trust those damn breeders.

Never trust those damn elves.

Never trust those... you get the idea.

"Fnord. Oh crap, wrong game." -suppress indefinitely

Seriously, make with the elf porn.

Devil rats. They're everywhere. Can't stand 'em.

At least your parents won't think it's satanic.
Jrayjoker
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid)
...whadda mean... no public restrooms??!!

rotfl.gif rotfl.gif rotfl.gif rotfl.gif
Grimtooth
Dwarf Hacker:

If i gotta use the new Augmented Reality, how come i STILL had to crack the case to hack the damn door.

Troll Mage:

Shut up you big baby. You should see how bad magic is nerfed.

Street Sam:

Shut up both of you before i stick this lame-ass cyber spur in your eye

Elf Ninja-Grrl:

mmfff mmfmmf mmmfmfmfm!!!!!!

Tomahawk
Man what is your problem? You just afraid of change or something? I mean now you are picking apart the art in an effort to take the game down!
Grimtooth
eek.gif

That came out venomous.

I'm not taking the game down...yet

Veracusse
QUOTE
Tomahawk  Posted on Jul 19 2005, 04:34 PM
  Man what is your problem? You just afraid of change or something? I mean now you are picking apart the art in an effort to take the game down!


I don't get this one as a caption. Is it the Troll, the Street Sam, or the androgenous hacking dwarf saying this? It couldn't be the elf ninja-chick in a mini-skirt, since she is already muzzled.

Puzzled. question.gif

Veracusse
SL James
QUOTE (Veracusse)
It couldn't be the elf ninja-chick in a mini-skirt, since she is already muzzled.

Correction: The elf ninja chick in a miniskirt with thigh high boots.

Jrayjoker
QUOTE (SL James)
QUOTE (Veracusse @ Jul 19 2005, 10:45 AM)
It couldn't be the elf ninja-chick in a mini-skirt, since she is already muzzled.

Correction: The elf ninja chick in a miniskirt with thigh high boots.

Give them credit, they are knee high....
Kagetenshi
Joe had been a street samurai for eight years, but even he was starting to worry about Lily's Kamikaze habit.

~J
hermit
Elf: (inhales deeply) "Don't call me stupid!"
SL James
QUOTE (Jrayjoker)
QUOTE (SL James @ Jul 19 2005, 12:48 PM)
QUOTE (Veracusse @ Jul 19 2005, 10:45 AM)
It couldn't be the elf ninja-chick in a mini-skirt, since she is already muzzled.

Correction: The elf ninja chick in a miniskirt with thigh high boots.

Give them credit, they are knee high....

No, those things ride up her legs past the knee. It wasn't until he mentioned that it was a mini skirt that I realized they weren't pants because the boots go up so high.

Not that it's necessarily a bad thing.
Veracusse
It looks like she is wearing a mini-skirt, and the boots go up at least knee high. Looking at it again I am not sure if those are stockings (or hozerie), that go all the way up her thigh. silly.gif

Anyway, she looks like she is the only one who is dressed appropriatley for club ZIC.

"All right elf-ninja-chick lady you are in next," says the club bouncers with laser sights, for club ZIC.

Veracusse
Kagetenshi
QUOTE (SL James)
QUOTE (Jrayjoker @ Jul 19 2005, 01:44 PM)
QUOTE (SL James @ Jul 19 2005, 12:48 PM)
QUOTE (Veracusse @ Jul 19 2005, 10:45 AM)
It couldn't be the elf ninja-chick in a mini-skirt, since she is already muzzled.

Correction: The elf ninja chick in a miniskirt with thigh high boots.

Give them credit, they are knee high....

No, those things ride up her legs past the knee. It wasn't until he mentioned that it was a mini skirt that I realized they weren't pants because the boots go up so high.

Nope, those are knee-length boots and thigh-length stockings.

~J
SL James
I stand corrected. Even more tasty, though.
Dogsoup
QUOTE (Buzzed)
How not to break into a buuilding.

notworthy.gif
fistandantilus4.0
QUOTE (Grimtooth @ Jul 19 2005, 10:37 AM)
Elf Ninja-Grrl:

mmfff mmfmmf mmmfmfmfm!!!!!!

2 rounds later, after failing miserably to block bullets with her sword, and sustaining mutiple deadly wouds:

"You killed elf -ninja-girl! YOU BASTARDS!"
Jrayjoker
What did the ninja girl say?

I think she said, "mmfff mmfmmf mmmfmfmfm!!!!!!" Which obviously means, "You fuckers opened the door already?!? Bastards!"
JackDaddy
"Introducing the 2070 Chichago Colection from Armani!"
Or
"Spray-and-pray, the LMG carring mercinary, hated suprise birthday parties"
Or
"Having lost several members in an asian land war, the team decided to go agenst the Red Samuri when death was on the line"


--Jack Daddy
Dustbin1_UK
Collins Pest Control will be pissed to find the rat ran right past four of their best employees.
2bit
As the last of the freed rats scampered out of the Zurich Industrial Cosmetics lab, Hektor the street samurai paused to reflect on the job. Were these animals really worth the lives of two brave members of his team? The money wasn't that good, but the cause was just: saving defenseless fuzzy animals was sure to land him in the hot elf ninja's pants.
Steadfast
Yeah, I guess you where dead on the money as you said, our security System IS so sophisticated, even we wouldn't be able to break in.
NOW CALL THE DARN DREKHEAD WHO INSTALLED THAT MESS AND ASK FOR THAT SECURITY CODE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN, STUMPY!
hyzmarca
No, she isn't wearing any underwear.
Kremlin KOA
"For Great Justice, Take off every ZIG"

That sign looks more like ZIG than ZIC to me
SL James
QUOTE (hyzmarca)
No, she isn't wearing any underwear.

How intently have you been looking at that image?
littlesean
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