Hey chummers,
need a little assistance.
im looking for a few ways to improve my game, im a GM and im looking for some excell spreadsheets to input NPC and character info to print and carry to my games, any Ideas on where or who could get them for me?
Also im looking for a few good ways to simplify combat. all comments welcome.

uh...how on earth is this IC????????????????????????????????????????????

hey, gimme a break chummer, im new to the forums, and just liked the look of the icon

Did you really need 44-45 question marks?

He really wanted to get across the fact that it was a query.

I'm just impressed that Snow Fox managed seven words (or their equivalent) without a single spelling mistake. That isn't like her at all.

I wasn't really sure until 42. But then again, I'm the trusting sort.

Welcome to Dumpshock. Now please take your metagaming hoop else where. Oh, and here is your ally spirit manafested as a dikoted AVS.

according to SR3, you only earn karma while doing something in a dangerous situation.

Son unless your dikoted bullet sleeps around with other chambers, or you generally have a firefight in your bed, i dont think you'll be earning karma for that.

However, it also says that they don't get karma for things done on a regular basis. So maybe, for some of us, having sex would circumvent the dangerous situation rule, by being something not done often...

I really can't think of sex with anything Dikoted being classed as "safe". Or am i just being a prude?

Dikoted condoms are nice for the +1 power they give.

You know, I have one problem with this whole scenario.

If you diokoted your ally spirit, how are you going to have sex with it? If it's female, you're going to have trouble with the all-encasing diamond coating. If its taken a male aspect, I suppose you could position it for viability prior to being coated, but it'd look awkward in polite company.

So if you're having sex during a firefight with a dikoted ally spirit (female,) do you get Karma twice? Once for doing something in a dangerous situation (the firefight,) and twice for the next dangerous situation (Sticking your penis into something coated in diamond?)

You people are horrible. Hoooooorrrrrrriiiiible.


let this be a lesson to you, Fraggin Cellmate,

NEVER ASK EXTREMELY GENERAL QUESTIONS

And welcome to the loony bin.

Dikoted, for her pleasure.

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Sammie: Watch out, there's something floating around the room!

Magician: Don't worry, it's just my ally spirit. It has the form of a dikoted sword.

Sammie: Swords usually aren't rounded. They are usually sharp. It is easier to cut with that way.

Magician: Spirits are wierd like that. They can't cut even if they are sharp. It would have been too much effort just to make it look sharp.

Sammie: And swords are usualy metalic, not flesh colored like your ally.

Magician: Only because they are made out of metal. If they were made out of flesh they would be flesh colored.

Sammie: But they aren't made out of flesh.

Magician: This one is.

Sammie: So why does it have --

Magician: -That is the pommel. Swords have pommels.

Sammie: They don't have pommels shaped like --

Magician: -Mine does. It is just an aesthetic choice.

Sammie: One can find objects with the same aesthetic in the Frag Magazine catalog, none of them are swords. What aesthetic made you design it with a tip like that?

Magician: It opens up into an umbrella. That's its other form, a dikoted umbrella so I don't get wet. Now if you are done questioning me, my ally and I are going to the bathroom and we won't be back for 5 minutes.

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The search function is your friend. To answer the original question since no one else is, here is a link that may be useful.
http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?show...c=8502&hl=excel

Please let the record show that I am giggling like a schoolgirl.

@hyzmarca My eyes are wet with tears....and not just because i'm weeping for this board.

Oh, good job, Hyzmarca. Good job.

speaking of alternative sexual practices has anybody seen _______ post lately?

I'm glad you are all having a good time...
I havent been on a forum in years, so i apologize for my mistakes.
again i ask, does anyone have any ideas on where to find excel or adobe files that i can input data into directly for NPC cataloging?

Easy, PM me and I'll reply with some contact info. I make lots of sheets for SR.

Let's go back to the topic of dikoted sex-form ally spirits. They're funny.