thunderchild
Oct 3 2003, 12:32 PM
Ok, we have seen who we would cast.... what about who we wouldnt.....
i mean who would be the worst possible choice for any possible role...
i certainly think that there are some people you certainly wouldnt want, most actors could do most roles, lets talk characters.
Bobcat Golthwait's character "ZED" from police academy as your Sniper.
Bernard from the BBC comedy "Black Books" as your face.
Inspector Cluseau from"The pink panther" as a demolitions expert
EVLTIM
Oct 3 2003, 01:12 PM
Reckless Kelly as your gun bunny sam .
Miststlkr
Oct 3 2003, 01:30 PM
Arthur Dent [of Hitchiker's Guide], close combat sammy
Drain Brain
Oct 3 2003, 01:32 PM
Keanu Reeves as... anyone.
Leonardo DiCaprio as... anyone.
Uma Therman as... anyone.
See where I'm going here?
Miststlkr
Oct 3 2003, 04:38 PM
Maxwell Smart as the Covert Ops spec

Mr Magoo as the Sniper Adept
Sahandrian
Oct 3 2003, 05:05 PM
Rincewind as your mage.
Dan (of Street Fighter) as your adept.
Dick Dastardly as your covert ops.
Kagetenshi
Oct 3 2003, 07:59 PM
Seriously! Keanu Reeves would make a perfect Lone Star Security Guard #4!
~J
grimshear
Oct 3 2003, 08:30 PM
Max Headroom as your Decker-in-a-box!

Grim Shear
"I feel so old..."
Hot Wheels
Oct 3 2003, 08:31 PM
Rowan Atkinson's Mr. Bean as- face
Tony Randall as- mage
Tom Green -as phy ad
Rosanne Barr/Arnold as samurai
kenji
Oct 3 2003, 08:34 PM
QUOTE (grimshear) |
Max Headroom as your Decker-in-a-box! 
Grim Shear "I feel so old..." |
M-M-max Headroom?
he'd be great!
Hot Wheels
Oct 3 2003, 08:43 PM
G-g-g-host in the mah-mah-mah machine
Icepick
Oct 3 2003, 08:59 PM
QUOTE (Sahandrian) |
Dan (of Street Fighter) as your adept. |
In Marvel VS Capcom, Dan was stronger than the Hulk, and Juggernaut.
Abstruse
Oct 3 2003, 11:10 PM
Danny John-Jules's The Cat from Red Dwarf as the healer mage. "I'm dying here!" "Ooooh! My suit's creased!" "Please, help me! My intestines are hanging out!!" "Yeah? And my cufflinks need buffing! And don't you dare get blood on my nice shoes you crazy monkey!"
Yeah, too much Red Dwarf this past weekend

The Abstruse One
last_of_the_great_mikeys
Oct 4 2003, 04:19 AM
Tony Danza (who's the boss)...Yech!
Sahandrian
Oct 4 2003, 04:39 AM
QUOTE (Icepick) |
QUOTE (Sahandrian @ Oct 3 2003, 12:05 PM) | Dan (of Street Fighter) as your adept. |
In Marvel VS Capcom, Dan was stronger than the Hulk, and Juggernaut.
|
But in the anime, he was a patheic wannabe.
Shockwave_IIc
Oct 4 2003, 05:02 AM
QUOTE (Abstruse) |
Danny John-Jules's The Cat from Red Dwarf as the healer mage. "I'm dying here!" "Ooooh! My suit's creased!" "Please, help me! My intestines are hanging out!!" "Yeah? And my cufflinks need buffing! And don't you dare get blood on my nice shoes you crazy monkey!"
Yeah, too much Red Dwarf this past weekend 
The Abstruse One |
How i'm i looking? (checks self in mirror) Good!!
2 seconds and 2 steps laterhow am i looking now? Still good!!
makes me laugh every time.
Connor
Oct 4 2003, 06:41 AM
About the only actor I know of that would do horrible in anything Shadowrun would be Leonardo DiCaprio. Even Keanu could do something, I know people don't like his acting, but he can fit himself into the cyberpunk world pretty well.
Hmm, I think I'd also have to say no to Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock.
Drain Brain
Oct 4 2003, 11:53 AM
QUOTE (Shockwave_IIc) |
QUOTE (Abstruse) | Danny John-Jules's The Cat from Red Dwarf as the healer mage. "I'm dying here!" "Ooooh! My suit's creased!" "Please, help me! My intestines are hanging out!!" "Yeah? And my cufflinks need buffing! And don't you dare get blood on my nice shoes you crazy monkey!"
Yeah, too much Red Dwarf this past weekend 
The Abstruse One |
How i'm i looking? (checks self in mirror) Good!! 2 seconds and 2 steps laterhow am i looking now? Still good!! makes me laugh every time. |
He spoils Blade II for those same reasons... I can't stop laughing even though he doesn't do anything particularly funny...
I just can't help thinking of Dwaine Dibley infected with vampirism...
TEETH!
thunderchild
Oct 4 2003, 12:08 PM
Woody Allen - as anything but a decker or a coward.
David Spade - Mafia Strongman
Steve Martin as Sgt Bilko - Face/Team leader "Hello mr Johnston, you look terrific, have you lost weight?"
On the topic of Keanu tho.... he could do a good sniper, decker or lonestar officer... not much else tho.
Fygg Nuuton
Oct 5 2003, 09:04 AM
dicaprio could do a decent face, ever see catch me if you can?
i say if he put of some weight, and we could cyber his puny ass up he could work as a sammy...
for the other team
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