McHughs proudly presents a brand new employee benefit program!

Now for a nominal pay cut and a simple five year contract, we'll pay for a brand new datajack!

You heard right! Not only will this help you reach future goals and keep up with the spiraling pace of world tech; it will help you work faster, better, and safer!

Using a patented p'fixed knowsoft, call Roland McHughs after our lovable mascot, any applicant can become a skilled retail specialist. Even management positions will open up to you! Just ask about the fascinating employment opportunities at a McHughs near you!

"Hi and welcome to McHughs! Can I take your order!"

And to all our valued customers: Never worry about cranky servers or impolite behavior again!
McHughs is an equal opportunity employment center. Metahumans, cripples and uncouth should apply via the Matrix for faster service.

I like it a lot. Very nice.

Hmm, all sorts of room for nifty things in here. Dig up underground for some of their aritifical brain stuff. '... and here are the television shows you will now like', of maybe 'zombie night at the Mchughs academy'', or maybe it just makes your dreams into tailor ed advertising pushing you that much closer to the big red pills.